Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Yeah but then I would have to set up an LLC that would hide my name to keep her from following the money. Then the LLC has to deal with her lawsuits as well. It wouldn't be hard for even the most brain dead to eventually figure out who is writing the book
Yeah, unless someone from a LLC let's you use theirs it does seem like too much work, I agree.

But what you're saying is Melinda won't find out cause the Wizard never did give her scarecrow a brain. Poor Marshal, no brain, no heart, just courage and pabst blue ribbon spouse beating juice.
 
I have to do it with her consent and a signed agreement that guarantees she or anyone close to her will not sue me.
Her landlord in Buchanan County tried that and she proceeded to sue him in Kiddy Court and then sued the judges of Kiddy Court in Federal District Court (with an appeal to the Fourth Circuit).

Our evidence is that agreements with Smelly aren't worth the paper they're written on.
 
Yeah but then I would have to set up an LLC that would hide my name to keep her from following the money. Then the LLC has to deal with her lawsuits as well. It wouldn't be hard for even the most brain dead to eventually figure out who is writing the book
Just have her send some cash to our lodge at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719, we'll then deliver the funds to you using usual courier.
 
Yeah but then I would have to set up an LLC that would hide my name to keep her from following the money. Then the LLC has to deal with her lawsuits as well. It wouldn't be hard for even the most brain dead to eventually figure out who is writing the book
Publish it on bookchain, most of the problems solved.
 
Her landlord in Buchanan County tried that and she proceeded to sue him in Kiddy Court and then sued the judges of Kiddy Court in Federal District Court (with an appeal to the Fourth Circuit).

Our evidence is that agreements with Smelly aren't worth the paper they're written on.
I mean I would need a huge and very secure agreement. One that I can just file as my only evidence in any lolsuit and have the case dismissed without having to respond to anything

Just have her send some cash to our lodge at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719, we'll then deliver the funds to you using usual courier.
SHHHHHHHHHHH She's on to us

I certainly do, I'm always up for some good Karl fanfic. Put in a bunch of stuff about crazy fat women.
I will add you to the list. Currently have talk talk, useful mistake, toasty, and you now. I need more characters in Melinda's story

Publish it on bookchain, most of the problems solved.
Explain
 
Google it up, it's very efficient in telling what it offers. You can advertise the book anywhere other than here and Melinda will never see it. There is no physical copy and if you call it satire it would be already protected and Melinda would have to sue the website hosting it, not any that advertise it and could not go after the author directly. I also think the service allows anonymous publishing, but I did not read that far as I wouldn't want to spear head such a thing, just be willing to donate my free time to it before I lose my free time again.
 
It's actually really malevolent, what Ashley's doing. She's deliberately winding up a genuine crazy person with lies because she thinks that the crazy person might somehow hurt the people that Ashley hates. Ashley's probably hoping that Melinda does something crazy or violent so the farms can be blamed. You're playing with fire, Ashley. If this tale ends as a tragedy, your real name will be attached to it.
 
Google it up, it's very efficient in telling what it offers. You can advertise the book anywhere other than here and Melinda will never see it. There is no physical copy and if you call it satire it would be already protected and Melinda would have to sue the website hosting it, not any that advertise it and could not go after the author directly. I also think the service allows anonymous publishing, but I did not read that far as I wouldn't want to spear head such a thing, just be willing to donate my free time to it before I lose my free time again.
Works similar to how you can write under a pen name on Amazon's Kindle platform but your account will have your real name and of course your account would be private. US copyright allows you to put your real name and pen name on the form or just your pen name. In order to get paid as the Pen Name, you may want to also go for a certificate of assumed name (be sure to set up an LLC beforehand).
 
@TamarYaelBatYah Serious question: what do you hope to gain from going after Josh? He's a lunatic who has nothing worth taking. If you take down the Farms, all you'll do is anger people like @Dyn (and Josh will make sure that everyone knows who was responsible for bringing down the site.) As far as I can tell, you get nothing from this, aside from a slew of new enemies.
 
@TamarYaelBatYah Serious question: what do you hope to gain from going after Josh? He's a lunatic who has nothing worth taking. If you take down the Farms, all you'll do is anger people like @Dyn (and Josh will make sure that everyone knows who was responsible for bringing down the site.) As far as I can tell, you get nothing from this, aside from a slew of new enemies.
That's not a deterrent for her. She has no friends, meaning only enemies give her the attention she craves.
 
It's actually really malevolent, what Ashley's doing. She's deliberately winding up a genuine crazy person with lies because she thinks that the crazy person might somehow hurt the people that Ashley hates. Ashley's probably hoping that Melinda does something crazy or violent so the farms can be blamed. You're playing with fire, Ashley. If this tale ends as a tragedy, your real name will be attached to it.
Yes and she’s also eating all the food that Melinda needs to feed her starving children
 
@TamarYaelBatYah Serious question: what do you hope to gain from going after Josh? He's a lunatic who has nothing worth taking. If you take down the Farms, all you'll do is anger people like @Dyn (and Josh will make sure that everyone knows who was responsible for bringing down the site.) As far as I can tell, you get nothing from this, aside from a slew of new enemies.
That’s arguably the best part - we already have an example of what’ll happen if the Farms ever get taken down from the whole Janke debacle. The site went down conveniently after her Dox (RIP Max the Doxhound), and all it did was unleash a bunch of pissed off autists onto regular Social Media, and proved that the Streisand Effect lives.

For as much as Mel rages at us, she needs the site to stay up - it acts as a quarantine for her just as much as it amuses us. If she, somefuckinghow, managed to pull down the Farms, we’d probably have her and all her lolsuits trending within an hour.
 
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