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He got the same level of mad that I've seen him reach after getting wrecked in Street Fighter. That tells me he knows exactly where the conversation is going to go if he doesn't steer it back in his bullshit direction, and he's pissed that someone in the chat is daring to do that. Not in a "I'm pretty sure this is detractors on to me" kind of way, either. He expects our brand of poking holes in his narrative, and only gets mildly irritated by it. This was someone who fell for his bullshit but didn't know to go along with it, and we know how Phil gets when there's an unanticipated bump in the road like that. His pigs aren't supposed to be drawing attention to the flaws in his story. He's also probably mad that he can't afford to clue them in to shut up about how he would be doing things differently if he were telling the truth about someone committing an act of fraud and theft. It must get pretty frustrating, not being able to tell your tards to stop accidentally exposing you like that.

Phil really should've thought his plan for addressing the bank statement leaks through. The best approach would've been to merely laugh and go "All that information is falsified, no one has compromised the security of my account.", and with the same energy he denies being a homosexual. We wouldn't have believed it, but he wouldn't have to worry about his paypigs making a mess of things by discussing it further. Instead, he went right for trying to capitalize on it, expecting that no further inquiries would be made, even though that's what ALWAYS happens, like an idiot. Probably also a bit of panic, claiming there to have been fraud, thinking that would help cover his ass. I can see why a moron would assume that to work, it makes sense until you factor in the obvious discussion that such a claim leads to. You can't just say that someone basically stole thousands of dollars from you and then expect none of your fans to have something to say about that. Curiosity naturally gets peaked.

Leave it to Phil to not learn that after all these years of airing his personal details out in public like this, and with such a copious amount of dishonesty.
 
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Phil refuses sponsorships because he has no sponsorships to refuse.
He acts like a moral paragon but if a publisher offered him a free game he would not deny it.
He's never been able to maintain a narrative around sponsorships. There's been he never gets them (for when he wants to play the victim), he gets them but refuses them out of his morals despite him needing the money and also his "fans" donate enough for him to keep doing what he is doing without them. He probably gets offers but they are not up to his insanely lofty standards.
" while i lay down knowledge for everyone"

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He's played it so much on stream, what else can he say. All he'll ever say is that anything he loses to doesn't work online and it's laggy. It's not like he has anything to add to any discussion of the game.
 
>be me
>clip on sf related autogenerated youtube page
>click around
>click 'Let's Play'
>13 yo legacy hit me right in the head
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Phil really should've thought his plan for addressing the bank statement leaks through. The best approach would've been to merely laugh and go "All that information is falsified, no one has compromised the security of my account.", and with the same energy he denies being a homosexual. We wouldn't have believed it, but he wouldn't have to worry about his paypigs making a mess of things by discussing it further. Instead, he went right for trying to capitalize on it, expecting that no further inquiries would be made, even though that's what ALWAYS happens, like an idiot. Probably also a bit of panic, claiming there to have been fraud, thinking that would help cover his ass. I can see why a moron would assume that to work, it makes sense until you factor in the obvious discussion that such a claim leads to. You can't just say that someone basically stole thousands of dollars from you and then expect none of your fans to have something to say about that. Curiosity naturally gets peaked.

Leave it to Phil to not learn that after all these years of airing his airing his personal details out in public like this, and with such a copious amount of dishonesty.
Phil's best option would've been, as per usual, not address it at all, just silenced any talk of it in his chat. Especially since Phil has the weird fucking habit of not wanting to flat out lie. He'll always make sure there is some truth to it, no matter how small it is.

Phil's problem is that he assumes that his audience is dumber than we think they are. He also assumes they would never have read the leaks to begin with.

He simply panicked when he saw less money coming in the short term. It was simply his short sightedness biting him in the ass. He simply should've waited untill another event occurred.
 
>be me
>clip on sf related autogenerated youtube page
>click around
>click 'Let's Play'
>13 yo legacy hit me right in the head
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No discoverability on Youtube though according to DSP.

What a cope that is. No Phil, people aren't watching your streams because they fucking suck, not because they "can't find them".
 
Phil's best option would've been, as per usual, not address it at all, just silenced any talk of it in his chat. Especially since Phil has the weird fucking habit of not wanting to flat out lie. He'll always make sure there is some truth to it, no matter how small it is.

Phil's problem is that he assumes that his audience is dumber than we think they are. He also assumes they would never have read the leaks to begin with.

He simply panicked when he saw less money coming in the short term. It was simply his short sightedness biting him in the ass. He simply should've waited untill another event occurred.
I'm sure his addiction is a factor, in that it made it impossible for him to resist the temptation to exploit what happened. Says a lot, because he did get his security compromised, and he doesn't usually like to exploit real shit. He doesn't, after all, try to get any money for dealing with MidFirst charging him for their legal fees. Nor does he ever delve into actual health issues for pitybux, just a fake ear infection.

This is how I know things are about to get a lot worse for him. He's thinking even less than usual, and while he has more to worry about. Who says the statement leak was going to be the only one, after all? We could be looking at a monthly thing from here on out. Imagine how stressed he is, contemplating that possibility, knowing he cannot possibly stop whaling in order to compensate.
No discoverability on Youtube though according to DSP.

What a cope that is. No Phil, people aren't watching your streams because they fucking suck, not because they "can't find them".
Even more coping is him not acknowledging that, as can be seen in that screenshot, what you find in addition to his own streams are TIHYDP. He may love playing the victim, but he also made the mistake of trying to act like nobody cared about the series anymore, because scoring a fake W was just too tempting.
 
I wanted to try my hand at a TIHYDP. Phil's upcoming Pokemon Let's Play is the perfect opportunity for me. What do you think are the most important counters for such a series (feel free to add your own if I missed any): snort/belch counter; failed capture counter; black out counter; "not my fault" or "nothing I could do" counter; "who's that pokemon" counter for when Phil fails to recognize/memorize a pokemon.
 
I wanted to try my hand at a TIHYDP. Phil's upcoming Pokemon Let's Play is the perfect opportunity for me. What do you think are the most important counters for such a series (feel free to add your own if I missed any): snort/belch counter; failed capture counter; black out counter; "not my fault" or "nothing I could do" counter; "who's that pokemon" counter for when Phil fails to recognize/memorize a pokemon.
God please don't do a snort/belch counter.

So, yeah missing pokemon. Not my faults, those are the things you highlight. Black outs sure. Like we know DSP is a disgusting person. We can just overlook that now. Ideally, you know how to play the game. The Wily World Order TIHYDPs are still the best because they show, *exactly* how he is playing like he shouldnt be.
 
I wanted to try my hand at a TIHYDP. Phil's upcoming Pokemon Let's Play is the perfect opportunity for me. What do you think are the most important counters for such a series (feel free to add your own if I missed any): snort/belch counter; failed capture counter; black out counter; "not my fault" or "nothing I could do" counter; "who's that pokemon" counter for when Phil fails to recognize/memorize a pokemon.
For sure you need to keep count of the times he shits on Nintendo and the developers.
 
No discoverability on Youtube though according to DSP.

What a cope that is. No Phil, people aren't watching your streams because they fucking suck, not because they "can't find them".
Even then he's only getting big on games no one are either playing or watching. That's why he has no discoverability, he's only big when he's practically the only fish in the pond.

For sure you need to keep count of the times he shits on Nintendo and the developers.
I bet he'll defend it. BDSP has been criticized at almost every turn, just like SWSH, which he sat by untill he finished playing it. He is the contrarian.
 
I wanted to try my hand at a TIHYDP. Phil's upcoming Pokemon Let's Play is the perfect opportunity for me. What do you think are the most important counters for such a series (feel free to add your own if I missed any): snort/belch counter; failed capture counter; black out counter; "not my fault" or "nothing I could do" counter; "who's that pokemon" counter for when Phil fails to recognize/memorize a pokemon.
For the love of God don't go the 0utsyder route and make a 4-hour long video filled with the same soundbytes and reaction clips over and over. Just highlight his failures, that's all you gotta do
 
For sure you need to keep count of the times he shits on Nintendo and the developers.
Noted.
Ideally, you know how to play the game. The Wily World Order TIHYDPs are still the best because they show, *exactly* how he is playing like he shouldnt be.
I am familiar with all Pokemon games. However, I will not be buying the new BDSP games. Alternatively, I can probably use footage from the playthrough of any other competent youtuber to contrast how it SHOULD be done.
 
For the love of God don't go the 0utsyder route and make a 4-hour long video filled with the same soundbytes and reaction clips over and over. Just highlight his failures, that's all you gotta do
I was actually planning to make it a series. There's no way to trim Phil's hours of content without going insane. I want to trim every gaming session he has down to 20-30 minutes each as it comes out. None of that intro sequence bs that the 0utsyder does. I'll keep it as simple and straight to the point as I can. The tricky part is getting comments. I want to feature the comments and critics of others, however Phil has comments disabled (enabled, but he handpicks which ones get through), and his live chat would be dead and boring. My best bet would be a restream, but those are usually not that high quality.
 
I have a request. That video where Phil says he is a mature adult with a business degree. Where can I find that full video? What is that from? Why did he have a whole written out statement talking about himself?

Is there a full video that explains it. I can only find clips of that one line.
He was quoting an email he sent to blip when he was banned from them after the dead space 2 demo.
 
The tricky part is getting comments. I want to feature the comments and critics of others, however Phil has comments disabled (enabled, but he handpicks which ones get through), and his live chat would be dead and boring. My best bet would be a restream, but those are usually not that high quality.
Use comments from DDM's chat. That's high quality entertainment right there, not boring pig's chat.
 
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