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He was quoting an email he sent to blip when he was banned from them after the dead space 2 demo.
So when he got banned from Twitch because of SH, that wasn't the first time he felt compelled to read aloud his formal complaint over it? He really just does insist on being heard by everyone on Earth when he has some bitching to do, as if he's the center of the universe.

Good job, Dave and Linda. Good fucking job. I hope you're proud of your only son.
 
I have a request. That video where Phil says he is a mature adult with a business degree. Where can I find that full video? What is that from? Why did he have a whole written out statement talking about himself?

Is there a full video that explains it. I can only find clips of that one line.

There ya go!
 
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There ya go!
You gotta love how the only real difference, behavior-wise, between Young Phil there and Grumpy Old Man Phil is that the latter reigns himself in with the sexist and racist shit because he already knows that not doing so will get him lynched. Otherwise, same fucking guy. He still acts like it's someone else's responsibility to make sure he never crosses a line, as if Blip/Twitch/YouTube/whoever are his mother.

Mind you, there are legit situations wherein you might hire someone who's a bit offensive, for ratings, but it's still always on the controversial figure to know where the line is, and if they cross it, they should know to expect a parting of ways, lest they sink the whole damn ship with their stupid mouth. Besides that, Phil wasn't a hire-on, he was just another idiot using a platform, and giving it a bad rep unless they kicked him to the curb. He had no standing to try negotiating with Blip, and leave it to him to assume otherwise, entirely out of an inflated sense of importance.

Goes to show how much he doesn't learn.
 
So, I want to point to my earlier post about Phil trying to avoid spending on the business, leaning on games that were not full price to fill his schedule.
He is currently complaining on prestream that the GTA trilogy requires to you to buy the full collection, but you can get SA free with game pass.

Phil is upset because he wanted to play the games in order, starting with GTA III. But he has no money right now (the credits he got were only enough for Guardians), and he can't afford the whole trilogy ($60). So he was just going to buy GTA III for $20. But he can't do that now.

So now he is looking at the situation, and he can't do it. So he's going to play the games out of order, playing SA first for free.

In order to further justify this, he has now started to shit on the collection, questioning if the collection is even going to be any good. He said that pulling other digital versions is questionable, the lack of early reviews is questionable, and the lack of transparency about the changes is questionable. He previously billed this as the collection that is going to 'put butts in seats'. He's also shitting on GTA III specifically for being a complete mess that was full of bugs, so it might not even be good to begin with. He is willing to straight up throw his supposed cash cow under the bus just to avoid having to spend $60.

And he outright begged for someone to send him the credits to play the collection.
He has abandoned his 'business'. Give him the games to make money off of, or he's fucked.
 
You gotta love how the only real difference, behavior-wise, between Young Phil there and Grumpy Old Man Phil is that the latter reigns himself in with the sexist and racist shit because he already knows that not doing so will get him lynched. Otherwise, same fucking guy. He still acts like it's someone else's responsibility to make sure he never crosses a line, as if Blip/Twitch/YouTube/whoever are his mother.

Mind you, there are legit situations wherein you might hire someone who's a bit offensive, for ratings, but it's still always on the controversial figure to know where the line is, and if they cross it, they should know to expect a parting of ways, lest they sink the whole damn ship with their stupid mouth. Besides that, Phil wasn't a hire-on, he was just another idiot using a platform, and giving it a bad rep unless they kicked him to the curb. He had no standing to try negotiating with Blip, and leave it to him to assume otherwise, entirely out of an inflated sense of importance.

Goes to show how much he doesn't learn.
He wasn't even officially banned for being offensive. He was banned because of his "raw, unedited footage", at a time when "let's plays" were not as accepted as they are now (and even now they are still only in a legal grey area, which will be the case until it goes to court). All his "offensiveness" did was draw attention to him and his rule breaking to blip.
 
Phil has been hyping up the GTA Definitive Trilogy for a month, and now he's not so hyped.

Complaining about the pricing, no gameplay shown etc. I guess he actually looked into it, found out it's not so great, it's full price, and a whale told him no don't play it.

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So I will add that he's going back on his "I'm poor, I can't afford games, and all the games I'm playing are remasters or sequels" narrative he's been hearing about here so his bullshit is more believable.

He always hypes up Hardcore Gaming Season, so he knows this is coming. Turns out he's playing a bunch of remakes/remasters and sequels of AAA games. But now he's saying there is no such thing as we get Broketober. But is actively skipping games people want and acts like he can't pay them.

So which is it? You say there aren't a lot of new releases, in this hardcore gaming season, but you somehow can't afford the FEW games that are available that are new? Makes my head spin.
 
So, I want to point to my earlier post about Phil trying to avoid spending on the business, leaning on games that were not full price to fill his schedule.
He is currently complaining on prestream that the GTA trilogy requires to you to buy the full collection, but you can get SA free with game pass.

Phil is upset because he wanted to play the games in order, starting with GTA III. But he has no money right now (the credits he got were only enough for Guardians), and he can't afford the whole trilogy ($60). So he was just going to buy GTA III for $20. But he can't do that now.

So now he is looking at the situation, and he can't do it. So he's going to play the games out of order, playing SA first for free.

In order to further justify this, he has now started to shit on the collection, questioning if the collection is even going to be any good. He said that pulling other digital versions is questionable, the lack of early reviews is questionable, and the lack of transparency about the changes is questionable. He previously billed this as the collection that is going to 'put butts in seats'. He's also shitting on GTA III specifically for being a complete mess that was full of bugs, so it might not even be good to begin with. He is willing to straight up throw his supposed cash cow under the bus just to avoid having to spend $60.

And he outright begged for someone to send him the credits to play the collection.
He has abandoned his 'business'. Give him the games to make money off of, or he's fucked.
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I wanted to try my hand at a TIHYDP. Phil's upcoming Pokemon Let's Play is the perfect opportunity for me. What do you think are the most important counters for such a series (feel free to add your own if I missed any): snort/belch counter; failed capture counter; black out counter; "not my fault" or "nothing I could do" counter; "who's that pokemon" counter for when Phil fails to recognize/memorize a pokemon.
whatever you do, don't make it 15 hours long like outsyder does. edit it down to just the best parts. longer doesn't mean better. outsyder ruined TIHYDP's for me

edit: looks like i got beat to complaining about outsyder's shitty videos
 
So, I want to point to my earlier post about Phil trying to avoid spending on the business.
He is currently complaining that the GTA trilogy requires to you to buy the full collection, but you can get SA free with game pass.

Phil is upset because he wanted to play the games in order, starting with GTA III. But he has no money right now (the credits he got were only enough for Guardians), and he can't afford the whole trilogy ($60). So he was just going to buy GTA III for $20. But he can't do that now.

So now he is looking at the situation, and he can't do it. So he's going to play the games out of order, playing SA first for free.

In order to further justify this, he has no started to shit on the collection, questioning if the collection is even going to be any good. He said that pulling other digital versions is questionable, the lack of early reviews is questionable, and the lack of transparency about the changes is questionable. He previously billed this as the collection that is going to 'put butts in seats'. He wants to avoid spending $60 so badly, he is harpooning his entire month of hype to justify playing SA first.

And he outright begged for someone to send him the credits to play the collection.
He has abandoned his 'business'. Give him the games to make money off of, or he's fucked.
Gee wiz, maybe hinging all your success on a game that hasn't even come out yet may have been a bad decision? Who'da thunk it? For someone who relies on modern AAA games for a living, he'd have noticed the patterns around them always managing to annoy with their releases. Especially rockstar who fucked up the RDR2 online premium economy.

Also it's funny that he's getting bit by hyping up a game release for himself, when he always bashes on anyone else for doing less than he does. They're just excited for a game, he's relying on a game to be thing that saves his flagging channel.

Him not wanting to buy just proves how much he didn't learn at college. The most basic rule for business is that you spend money to make money, be that for stock to sell, supplies to make your service better or paying people to make your business run smoother. Also wasn't gamepass meant to save the business? I'd ask what happened to that but we all know what happened: it did nothing because the problem will always be the deformed cousin to the blobfish in front of the webcam, begging to play dress up.
 
the shit is this infomercial like "this is why I like the Xbox series X controller" spergfest going on now? why does he keep looking at himself and the ceiling? It's like a spoof on "these are not paid actors" crap.

EDIT - my god watching him is annoying, he doesn't sit the fuck still, he's like a bobblehead in a wind tunnel being tossed down a mountain looking every which way...PP you crack head.
 
His joke about demanding people hit the "Like" button on the stream is hilarious.
It's funny to mock streamers who ask for people to take two seconds to hit a like button.

It's much more reasonable and respectful of your audience to ask for tips.
And then he asks for likes on the videos because those help the video.

I'm not even clear where the joke is supposed to be in this mess anymore.
 
God please don't do a snort/belch counter.

So, yeah missing pokemon. Not my faults, those are the things you highlight. Black outs sure. Like we know DSP is a disgusting person. We can just overlook that now. Ideally, you know how to play the game. The Wily World Order TIHYDPs are still the best because they show, *exactly* how he is playing like he shouldnt be.
I just watched the Mega Man X2 TIHYDP. It is uncanny how much of an stubborn idiot Phail already was back then. Constantly trying to brute force the game, not even trying to prevent getting hit, relying on grinding and tanking hits instead of avoiding them. "I guess I use a subtank, just in case." Yeah, not shit idiot, otherwise you would have been ending up dead 'cause you got hit over and over. "AH-AH-AH-AH-AH I KICKED HIS ASS!" I don't even know how to comment this. All his well known failure and toxicity is already there, if not in full bloom as of today yet. You could already have a presentiment of things to come through his comments, in his outbursts when the game "drops his inputs" or "the control layout is fucked", in his "education talk" about the game when he fucks up the MMX lore with the MM lore, in his constant burping (which I guess back then in his mind would make him look "tough" and a "no nonsense guy"), in his unbearable way of talking. All his trademarks, all his insecurities, all the reasons to avoid him like cancer... all already visible in the open. Eh.... Well, that all is nothing new of course. But it helped me remembering that Phail always has been a toxic asshole, just when I started feeling pity for this human garbage once again.
 
This randomly showed up under a video I was watching and I figured I'd watch an old SB video for the sake of nostalgia and it was hysterical. The first thing that was funny was at 2:10 he complains about his videos with licensed music in them getting claimed, going through his whole spiel of 'It's illegal, they don't have a legal leg to stand on' and on and on. He wants to use a big word so he says that he's 'making my own video, a derivative work...'. A word with a pretty negative connotation and probably the exact opposite word he'd want to use there haha.

The rest is just classic Dave. 4 years old, but this video could have been released this week. He's just starting on Twitch and he loves the 'positive vibes' of the community, YT is a cesspool, if he can just get through this oooooone bad month he can actually get ahead and start saving, how he's going to essentially burn all his bridges with Machinima as fast as he can by doing a special 'tell all' video as soon as he's officially out of the partnership, and on and on and on. The guy is insane.

Watching it was one of those moments that just really made it hit home how long he's actually been doing this act and how completely sad and pathetic it is, because it's not like this is the first video of him saying all this stuff. I'm sure there are videos from two years earlier that are the same where he shits on the most recent person or entity he has had business with and says good things are just around the corner. He says nothing in this video that he hasn't said in the last few days, it's really amazing.

 
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