Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[TurdFondler]

My money is on pioneer pathways storing them. The Carcasonne box had a label with what looked to be his name on it. They might have a shed to store the belongings for their semi transient clients.

Agreed that it doesn't look like he stored everything though, or maybe some of it got lost. He would have shown his whole haul instead of 1 game.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

If this is true, then this is extremely noteworthy. I for sure thought that those board games were in a landfill. If they were in storage, then where was this at? I have said before getting a storage shed would be a very, very smart use of Lucas's money. Not just for board games, but to keep clothing and other necessities.

This always brings a smile to my face thinking that when something should be a smart use of money for Lucas it never is. Winter coat, sleeping bag, nah… board games. Couldn’t even buy a decent pair of shoes when his old ones had completely fallen apart.

 

[mothman96]

I was looking at that label. There is a date of 07/19/17. What would that date be referring to. He got kicked out of Pioneer Pathway Feb 2020. Could the ADM be for Admitted: 07/19/17. It's around the time he went back to the mental hospital the 2nd time in 2017 .

ETA:
Tracked down an April 24, 2018 video. At the beginning the label can be seen on the box. So it must have been labeled to identify the game as his when he went to the mental hospital in 2017.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Does anybody think that throwing people like Lucas and Chris-Chan onto disability as soon as they get hair on their balls is doing them a great disservice?

I can't help but think if maybe they were forced to work for a living at a younger age, and forced to be out in normal society, instead of being allowed to isolate, they might be very different now. Give them a fucking chance to learn to be as normal as they can.

Now they've grown into middle age and are complete wastes of human beings who never learned how to take care of themselves and live in the world and relate to other humans in a normal way.

I guess it's a chicken and egg situation. Are they like this because they were damaged goods from the start, or did society just give up on them before they had a chance?

Chris would have had a very difficult time maintaining a job at any point of his life. I think the main problem was that he lived with his parents forever who were way too old and completely unprepared to deal with an autistic child. Maybe if he was led to try living independently with his tugboat, it all could have went so much better. The ending wouldn't have been as bad, at least. Chris' whole life was prime breeding for chronic mental illness.

Lucas appears to be a different story. His parents and the system tried numerous times to let Lucas live independently, giving him every opportunity and advantage he could ask for. He pissed them all away, and to this day doesn't appreciate anything he's given. Lucas just wants to whine and bitch to everyone how he's owed everything including his precious teenage puss puss. I think he needed to be booted out on his ass and forced to get a job. He did eventually, but it was way too late.

 

[mothman96]

Antiquity is the other game he had in storage. Wonder what happened to all the other games.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CV6_Aiplh11/

 

[Big Nasty]

Lucas is living proof of the saying that an atheist is someone who praises god when bad things happen to people they don't like.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

We need "Dance of the Telomeres" on the market for Xmas.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

You got to go back to his series of meltdowns that got him committed then you’ll understand how he ended up at Mallon Place

Manic Pixie Ogre

Save my life from suicide is a good one he talks about how he has been in and out of stabilization units basically going crazy from being on the streets and working himself up into a salvo to get thrown back in to housing.

 

[Jeep1971]

Same with Kailyn Wilcher.
If she had been put in a life skills course, she could be out on her own with a job, a social life, and a place of her own.
Getting a tugboat at such a young age hasn't helped at all.
Seems like most of the cows just needed some old-fashioned discipline but never got it.

I see your Kailyn and raise you Sammie Bushart.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

Sometimes Wern’s delusional memes give me so much secondhand embarrassment that it’s physically painful.

 

[mothman96]

@Jeep1971
The Freak ending up at Mallon Place starts with him going psycho at the bus plaza and "threatened" suicide back in July. @Huge Fungus let us know about the incident.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-1537#post-9429250

He spent approx a month at the mental hospital. Was let out and lasted about a week during which he made the videos provided by @Maxxicus Callahan. He went back to Calispel for "stabilization". When he reappeared it was with the video he was no longer homeless.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-1586

 

[Poop Shoot]

You got to go back to his series of meltdowns that got him committed then you’ll understand how he ended up at Mallon Place

Manic Pixie Ogre

Save my life from suicide is a good one he talks about how he has been in and out of stabilization units basically going crazy from being on the streets and working himself up into a salvo to get thrown back in to housing.

These are some of my absolute favorite videos. They’re peak hobo Lucas.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Umbrage? Wiseacre? Does he have a word-a-day calendar? That he doesn't read the definitions of? So sick of his misuse of multi-syllable, obscure, or technical language...

Also, I killed some braincells trying to understand that meme. Nope. He's insane.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

Umbrage? Wiseacre? Does he have a word-a-day calendar? That he doesn't read the definitions of? So sick of his misuse of multi-syllable, obscure, or technical language...

Also, I killed some braincells trying to understand that meme. Nope. He's insane.

It’s particularly funny because a wiseacre is someone who is arrogant and pretends to be more knowledgeable than they are. I’m sure the irony is lost on Lucas.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I see your Kailyn and raise you Sammie Bushart.

I min-raise with Virgo Rouge.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So he's refining Squonk on Instagram, the game about Lucas's third interest, (beyond child-rape and binge-eating, which remain his favorites) what comes out of him on the toilet. Heck, he likes sharing it, likes talking about it, likes thinking about it, and so I'm sure he assumes that everyone else will share his fascination with shit.

He's literally just piling the components of different games together with the contents of his White Box and arranging things AS IF they were a game. Look at all those dice in the middle. What, does he like the pretty colors? Why would dice be arranged in the middle of a board like that? It's totally nonsensical. This makes me more sure than ever that none of Lucas's "games" have any logic to them, or any playability.

He's just mixing his He-Man figures together with his GI joes.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

So he's refining Squonk on Instagram, the game about Lucas's third interest, (beyond child-rape and binge-eating, which remain his favorites) what comes out of him on the toilet. Heck, he likes sharing it, likes talking about it, likes thinking about it, and so I'm sure he assumes that everyone else will share his fascination with shit.

He's literally just piling the components of different games together with the contents of his White Box and arranging things AS IF they were a game. Look at all those dice in the middle. What, does he like the pretty colors? Why would dice be arranged in the middle of a board like that? It's totally nonsensical. This makes me more sure than ever that none of Lucas's "games" have any logic to them, or any playability.

He's just mixing his He-Man figures together with his GI joes.

He literally says that he wants the game to be based on "imagination", in other words, stupid undefined unplayable bullshit.
I will admit though, the upbeat positivity as he gushes about his kids toys reminds me of his earlier days when his life prospects were more optimistic, except today he's sitting on the floor with rotting feet in a borrowed room, yet with the same jovial glee.
I do think he's bipolar, on top of his schizo and probably 'tism (jesus what a horrifying genetic cocktail) and we're witnessing one of his manic highs that will eventually crest downwards on schedule.
It reminds me of when Spoony would rant about wrestling, I have absolutely no interest in wrestling but that didn't stop me from being entertained by his breakdowns and analysis. Little did I realize I was witnessing the cresting high of a bipolar maniac...

 

[Black Lives Matter]

He's just mixing his He-Man figures together with his GI joes.

Yo, that is fun as fuck tho

 

[mothman96]

Hey Freak, here is something for you to dwell on. What if there are people praying, maybe even some of your own relatives, that you never get your hands on a woman. You existing in Inceldoom is God answering their prayers.

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Freak, the only things you deserve is the miserable existence you have and the grave you are fast approaching.