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11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.
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The gunt caused such a shift on weight that not even Takumi could correct for it.
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Goddammit Gunt, you couldn't even die in a car crash properly.
You fail at everything ever.
You fail at everything ever.
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T Bone means it could have been the other drivers fault. But this IS Ralph we are talking about here. We going to get the traffic court arc soon? Stay tuned!
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God is protecting Ralph so he can continue making us laugh.
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Nissan gives out sub-prime autoloans. They will give someone with a FICO of 600 a 14.9% rate on a 84 month loan.
Nissan/Infinity are trash cars for trashy people.
Nissan Is Rewarding Dealers for Pushing People Into 84-Month Car Loans: Report
Dealer kickbacks could lead to you getting a worse deal on a new car.
Their value also drops like a rock off the lot. ASSuming he has 30 on the clock the book is around 18K. To get a replacement now with the supply issues he will be paying sticker so 26k. Anyone want to bet he has gap insurance?
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I’m going to guess Gunt had comprehensive insurance because the car was financed and he still owes a bundle on it. So the insurance will pay the finance company for the value of the car, and Ralph will still owe a few K. He will never afford to be able to get insured on another car so he will do the wigger thing and start driving uninsured /get things in baby mama’s name. He will then get into another wreck and go to jail.
Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if this car was insured in Pantsu’s name. It’s what baby mama’s are good for after all?
Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if this car was insured in Pantsu’s name. It’s what baby mama’s are good for after all?
I swear to god Ralph gained all his knowledge about human behavior and interaction from Jerry Springer and the WWF. His stupidity is truly astonishing
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Not even a car crash can abort the retort
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PG county is a dump
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I'm honestly glad no one else was in the car. Ralph would've been the sole survivor and that would've been such a cruel twist of fate.
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It's just God's way of delivering some good old frontier justice.
That, and Pantsu's cooking, probably.
That, and Pantsu's cooking, probably.
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The real tragedy is May not being in the car with him. Ralph is all good though, NOTHING CAN ABORT THE RETORT.
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It’s a good thing he had a gunt to pad him.
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I would say he was looking for drugs but there are plenty of those in Richmond too.
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Nah, I think he and the devil don't want to deal with him in the afterlife.
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no wonder, "Nissan of Richmond loves me!"Nissan gives out sub-prime autoloans. They will give someone with a FICO of 600 a 14.9% rate on a 84 month loan.
Nissan/Infinity are trash cars for trashy people.
Nissan Is Rewarding Dealers for Pushing People Into 84-Month Car Loans: Report
Dealer kickbacks could lead to you getting a worse deal on a new car.www.thedrive.com
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Normally I'd give him a stern look and tell him to do that crash again until he gets it right and it kills him, but then I remembered time-travel isn't a thing and now I'm all depressed.
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Is this the car that Ralph was in when he filmed Chris being arrested? A piece of Internet history, potentially lost.