11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[italianuploader4]

He can't keep getting away with it

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

What will he crash next?

His caree... Oh wait.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Remember when Ralph was the Joker after fighting Riley? Now he's Bruce Willis from Die Hard.
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"I have a bruise on my chest so I look like Bruce Willis, right guys?"

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Can't this man go ONE TWEET OR DAY without making a movie reference?? Are movies the only thing he can connect with since he's so gunted???

 

[Thomas Highway]

He just needs to put some rims on it and it will be a fine Wigger Mobile.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Thank god no one was in the passenger seat.

Pretty sure you count as two passengers, big man.

 

[heathercho]

What will he crash next?

His blood sugar level.

 

[GooglePuppet]

He can't stop making things worse for himself.
He's like a male Chantal.

 

[SuzukiToyota]

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I find it kind of funny what sort of garbage someone is leaving in their car until it fucking explodes

 

[Escalating Violence]

Deary me. Classy as always!

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Man ligit almost died today and instead of being thankful to God that he lived he just like "MAH GAWDDAM EHX FAITH VICKERS DAT FUGGIN BIATCH IS SPREADIN FAKE NUWS AHBAUT MEH!!!" Gunt just calm down lol.

 

[Pringles Can]

A heart attack followed by him wrecking his car? Its official. Even God is pissed at Ralph.

 

[Kheapathic]

"That God damn pedophile Joshua Connor Moon! Sending his aylogs to come at me! They knew I've been having trouble with my heart and now they hit my car trying to kill me and May! Always looking to try and take me down like the Pedophile War Criminal Exiled FBI Most Wanted piece of shit Joshua Connor Moon is! You can't stop the Ralphamale Josh! As soon as I'm done with this bullshit court drama, I'm gonna pay you a visit and do the world a favor! PEDOPHIL!" - Ralph, after running a red light, probably

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nissan gives out sub-prime autoloans. They will give someone with a FICO of 600 a 14.9% rate on a 84 month loan.
Nissan/Infinity are trash cars for trashy people.

Nissan Is Rewarding Dealers for Pushing People Into 84-Month Car Loans: Report

Dealer kickbacks could lead to you getting a worse deal on a new car.

www.thedrive.com

This is 100% the type of “deal” Ralph got. It’s really the only type financing white trash like Ralph can get - predatory loans for bad credit risk morons.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

KILLSTREAM BABY!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

A heart attack followed by him wrecking his car? Its official. Even God is pissed at Ralph.

I don't want to sound like I'm defending him, but God hates everyone.

Haven't you played Shin Megami Tensei?

 

[Post Reply]

A heart attack followed by him wrecking his car? Its official. Even God is pissed at Ralph.

He's headed for his Final Guntination, alright. Next thing we know, he will get improbably tangled in Pantsu's reins while taking her out for a gallop and strangle himself to death.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Some otherworldly force is clearly gunning for our favorite podcast host Ethan Ralph. I'd advise him to get his affairs in order but that would fall on deaf ears and I am more concerned for Gator. What will he do without the stable rock and guiding force in his life that has been Ethan Ralph?

Being that he has been the most loyal, supportive, and lasting life partner that Ethan has ever had, I suggest the ancient act of Sati (widow burning). It is an act that preserves ones honor after a partner has been slain, symbolizes closure, and allows you to follow them into the afterlife.
It is essentially self-immolation on top of the funeral pyre of the fallen one. What better way for eldest fag to go out than as a bright burning star?

Inshalla.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

"That God damn pedophile Joshua Connor Moon! Sending his aylogs to come at me! They knew I've been having trouble with my heart and now they hit my car trying to kill me and May! Always looking to try and take me down like the Pedophile War Criminal Exiled FBI Most Wanted piece of shit Joshua Connor Moon is! You can't stop the Ralphamale Josh! As soon as I'm done with this bullshit court drama, I'm gonna pay you a visit and do the world a favor! PEDOPHIL!" - Ralph, after running a red light, probably

Maybe he got distracted by pigeons shitting on his window. How long does it take pigeons to fly across the Atlantic?

 

[Fareal]

Never mind May being in the front passenger seat. People often put their baby seats in the rear passenger side. Baby seats are tough as fuck these days, but good luck to Guntling 2 surviving that unharmed if they had been in there.

Somebody needs to improve their driving stat before Guntling The Sequel is born.

 

[Kheapathic]

Maybe he got distracted by pigeons shitting on his window. How long does it take pigeons to fly across the Atlantic?

Your post made me curious, so I went looking and... this is apparently a common question.

While I didn't get a direct answer, I got some interesting information from

How Far Can A Homing Pigeon Fly? | Pigeonpedia

The problem with this question is that it’s hard to find any specific records that define specifically how far a homing pigeon can fly. This…

pigeonpedia.com

Ralph better watch the skies, Dear Feeder has gained powerful allies.