11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[Christorian X]

Found the proper one. They break things up by incident type, not date.

It's an ugly intersection.

 

[Honored guest]

He was busy reading the KF chat I bet.
"Fawkin' aylawgs sayin' muh mama died of shame it's nawt true as a matter of fact it was probably YOU who killed muh mama you fawkin' anime profile motherf-

Doesn't he have a history of dangerous driving? Iirc multiple speeding tickets at least.

Whenever the Gunt streams while diving he likes to spend a sphincter clenching amount of time looking at his phone instead of the road, and he likes to speed so much that hes got himself a small collection of speeding tickets.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I think you'll find Ralph in fact always has a License to Gunt.

"License To Gunt" sounds like a great parody.

 

[BrainProlapse]

The fact he isn't immediately blaming the other driver means he's 100% at fault. If he wasn't he would be screeching like a little piggy about how he's been wronged.

It'd be fucking hilarious if he loses his license on top of this past year of crushing defeats.

 

[veri]

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Think this is the RTC Ralph was involved in, only other today in Maryland was in Baltimore city and it didn't suit the pictures taken by the Gunt.

wrong county and time of accident says after the tweet was posted (unless that’s the time the report was filed)

church in the background of ralph’s photo

local churches

it’s probably one of these near an intersection

edit someone already posted it lol

 

[Near]

No Ralph don't do it, put the phone away!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Definitely in the midst of burning himself down as his search history would suggest. However this tweet makes me legitimately wonder how much of Nora's stuff he is hanging on to. it' pretty wierd he wouldn't either just return the book or throw it out. It obviously meant soething to him but he felt he couldn't keep it in the house.

Do we know what book it is?

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Do we know what book it is?

The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability.

 

[Fannyscum]

Doesn't he have a history of dangerous driving? Iirc multiple speeding tickets at least.

He only just finished court-ordered driving school, just before the first Vegas trip.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Remember when Ralph was the Joker after fighting Riley? Now he's Bruce Willis from Die Hard.

"I have a bruise on my chest so I look like Bruce Willis, right guys?"

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Remember when Ralph was the Joker after fighting Riley? Now he's Bruce Willis from Die Hard.
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"I have a bruise on my chest so I look like Bruce Willis, right guys?"

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He wants a pat on the back for risking his health, again? Still no mention of the other driver.

 

[Least Concern]

Found the proper one. They break things up by incident type, not date.

It's an ugly intersection.

I don't think that's it either. No Landover Road and the intersection doesn't look the same.

 

[Christorian X]

I don't think that's it either. No Landover Road and the intersection doesn't look the same.

It's possible I may be incorrect, it simply looked like the most reasonable based on the given info.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Well Ralph......are you winning yet ?

 

[Least Concern]

Found it: https://goo.gl/maps/sJBXjYZ3Z4obP8rT7

Intersection of Landover Rd and St. Joseph's Dr to the north, McCormick Dr to the south, in Hyattsville, MD, east of DC.

Landover Rd sign and red-roofed building;




Slope-roofed building with parking lot but Ralph's selfie is flipped because he's an idiot:

 

[Kup]

Well Ralph......are you winning yet ?

He ever stopped winning, just like his car never stopped at the light.

 

[Christorian X]

Remember when Ralph was the Joker after fighting Riley? Now he's Bruce Willis from Die Hard.
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While nobody loves mocking the Gunt more than I, this is genuinely concerning. He just spent a week in vegas probably exherting himself much more than he would be sitting around at home, obviously drinking heavily, almost certainly shoving any drug he could into his body, managing the stress of multiple legal issues actively occuring in the public, eating fattening garbage, and as he boards a flight begins to have a traumatic cardiac event enought to hospiyalize him and receive nitro. Now 24 hours later he gets gunt puch by a 1 ton maching right in the chest to the point theres a major hematoma. Him being anywhere other than in a high tier hospital being monitored around the clock for the next few days is seriously inviting a horrible death.

 

[Sammich]

Found it: https://goo.gl/maps/sJBXjYZ3Z4obP8rT7

Intersection of Landover Rd and St. Joseph's Dr to the north, McCormick Dr to the south, in Hyattsville, MD, east of DC.

Landover Rd sign and red-roofed building;

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Slope-roofed building with parking lot but Ralph's selfie is flipped because he's an idiot:

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You guys never fail to astound me with how fast you can put this stuff together. Nice work.

 

[Kup]

While nobody loves mocking the Gunt more than I, this is genuinely concerning. He just spent a week in vegas probably exherting himself much more than he would be sitting around at home, obviously drinking heavily, almost certainly shoving any drug he could into his body, managing the stress of multiple legal issues actively occuring in the public, eating fattening garbage, and as he boards a flight begins to have a traumatic cardiac event enought to hospiyalize him and receive nitro. Now 24 hours later he gets gunt puch by a 1 ton maching right in the chest to the point theres a major hematoma. Him being anywhere other than in a high tier hospital being monitored around the clock for the next few days is seriously inviting a horrible death.

Ralph suffering a fate similar to Sandra?

That’s terrible, nobody deserves that. Not even obese wiggers

We’ll have to crowdfund Null a plane ticket so he can comfort a dying Ralph, it’ll be good for both of them.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

While nobody loves mocking the Gunt more than I, this is genuinely concerning. He just spent a week in vegas probably exherting himself much more than he would be sitting around at home, obviously drinking heavily, almost certainly shoving any drug he could into his body, managing the stress of multiple legal issues actively occuring in the public, eating fattening garbage, and as he boards a flight begins to have a traumatic cardiac event enought to hospiyalize him and receive nitro. Now 24 hours later he gets gunt puch by a 1 ton maching right in the chest to the point theres a major hematoma. Him being anywhere other than in a high tier hospital being monitored around the clock for the next few days is seriously inviting a horrible death.

Normally I believe the concept of karma is just wishful thinking, plenty of horrible people lead successful lives without repercussion for their shitty behavior. The events of last week are making me reconsider.

Although being a bit more serious, this morbidly obese midget is in complete disarray because of all his legal issues and is in a downward spiral, like always he is causing all of his problems 100% on his own and his inability to accept failure, mistakes, weakness or anything other than projecting a "winner" image causes him to make the stupidest choice possible time after time, this time it seems it caused him to ignore a warning related to his health.
To be honest, the only thing I really hope is that no one else got hurt because of Ralph's reckless driving or gets hurt from his behavior during this downward spiral he's in.