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I sincerely hope papa and mama Burnell donate their inheritance to charity and not give it to piggy mcfatfuck.
They give it to Melissa their adopted "daughter" (in reality Phil's cousin) and Phil will get nothing. Perhaps they add a "we gave you so much we decided that you don't need anything from us. Plus you are a mature adult with a business degree so you know how to stand on your own 2 feet. sound good?"
 
funny you bring up angry joe

he was literally in the same position as DSP, there was a period of time where angry joe and his fans were not getting along. joe is a good example that if you please your fans you can actually get them back on your side.

DSP didnt try to please the people who ended up leaving, instead he doubled down and played the victim.
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Prestream GTA rant:

God I hate that thing where he does a big dramatic sigh, as if him being fucking broke is some new development and that telling other people is going to be an enormous struggle because of the shame you feel needing to ask others to help you. The excuses never end. Those close ups are horrific too.

I know this is nothing new at all, fucking hell though, how on Earth can you be someone who plays video games FOR YOUR JOB and be unable to even afford the games that you play. It blows my mind. So, if you're a genuine fan of him and enjoy watching him play games, you have to subsidize this idiot's entire lifestyle, and it's a very wasteful lifestyle where he will only put a fraction of the 'help' you give him towards the things he claims to need it for. You have to pay his bills, buy his food, buy his games. It really never ends.

I cannot understand how a video game streamer that can't afford video games can see themselves as anything but an utter and abject failure, to the extent that they'd have to consider just flat out doing something / ANYthing else. Well, I guess I actually can understand if you're someone who blames every other person who associates with you for all of your failings and completely ignores that the common denominator in every single one of those problems is you.
 
As gross as his behavior is, if you think about it, it could very well be an indication that Phil's spending (probably not just on gacha, either) has gotten so bad that he actually can't afford Champions, delivered food, gin, his actual bills, AND stuff for the business. He could very well be doing this bullshit in order to keep from cutting into his frivolous spending and his financial responsibilities (the ones he actually acknowledges, at least), since he otherwise can't support his own business unless it literally pays for itself through fans gifting him stuff.

I'm really curious to see what Phil's breaking point is with this game he plays. And I mean the one where he stupidly tries to have all his cake and eat it too, for as long as possible before time is up on that shit. Will he sacrifice his Snort Fort, or cut back on Champions so he can keep it? We'll find out, one of these days, if he doesn't die first.

Explains why Phil doesn't come clean, because we know for a fact he doesn't accept the truth about why he rakes in tips. Confessing without any concerns for consequences would be tantamount to acknowledging that we keep him alive, and his ego can't take that any more than it can take being an admitted mobile gaming addict and long-time scamming scumbag. Doesn't even matter that it wouldn't kill his streams, it would still kill HIM.
I'd be willing to bet the snort fort. He's missed payments for it, even when he had enough to pay the mortgage. Meanwhile he never seems to have missed a single event of his precious gacha game.

Phil has shown signs that he knows that whales are the only thing keeping him afloat. It's why, when one person is the reason he hits a goal, he tries to shame the rest of his viewers into tipping. He's in the worst position he's ever been in for a long time, despite how much money he makes. He relies on a handful of whales (if there's even that many now) and he has nowhere to turn to if they give up on him. His reputation is so tarnished that most people want nothing to do with him, his work ethic is so bad that no matter what job he could get (assuming he could get anything that could pay for his lifestyle) he'd lose it faster than his original adsense account and with his addictions he wouldn't be able to handle not getting money nearly every day.
funny you bring up angry joe

he was literally in the same position as DSP, there was a period of time where angry joe and his fans were not getting along. joe is a good example that if you please your fans you can actually get them back on your side.

DSP didnt try to please the people who ended up leaving, instead he doubled down and played the victim.
The difference is that Joe's audience didn't just let Joe bullshit his way out of it the same way Phil did. Joe had to pull his thumb out of his ass and actually start to provide what his audience wanted and admit to himself he fucked up. Phil even to this day, despite how much he believes he's suffered, still believes he has done nothing wrong. If they knew the truth, it was their fault.
 
The hell does this guys want? Time and a half because he's 'working' overtime??
Yes, what's so strange about that? He deserves it after all he provides free* raw gameplay streams and ahn demand video khantent after all with a 13 year lagacy.

*)Free in this case does not entitle the viewer to getting any of the khantent for free, it's more a PR term and it would help a lot if the viewer would tip, become a channel memeber as well as gift PSN/Xbox/Nintendo credits.
 
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I cannot understand how a video game streamer that can't afford video games can see themselves as anything but an utter and abject failure, to the extent that they'd have to consider just flat out doing something / ANYthing else. Well, I guess I actually can understand if you're someone who blames every other person who associates with you for all of your failings and completely ignores that the common denominator in every single one of those problems is you.
After Phil became a full-blown addict, his sense of "successful" switched from being a big-time streamer to being able to keep his wasteful spending and everything else he wants while being a lazy fuck. We know how much he insists on having it all, and when one of the non-negotiable things on his list of demands became a very expensive hobby, that had to have spurred him into changing his mind about what made him a success. Especially since he kept saying during the vest streak that we were mad about the vest because it made him successful. He really meant that shit, too. He felt VERY good about the fact that the tards were at his command like that. He really looked at himself as being the fucking man because he could fleece so much money out of complete suckers.

If anything, today, what would make him feel like a failure isn't his business model, but his inability to get that vest streak back. He doesn't care about being the streamer who has to beg for tips every day and make shit up, he cares about whether or not it WORKS. THAT is what renders him a success or a failure.
I'd be willing to bet the snort fort. He's missed payments for it, even when he had enough to pay the mortgage. Meanwhile he never seems to have missed a single event of his precious gacha game.

Phil has shown signs that he knows that whales are the only thing keeping him afloat. It's why, when one person is the reason he hits a goal, he tries to shame the rest of his viewers into tipping. He's in the worst position he's ever been in for a long time, despite how much money he makes. He relies on a handful of whales (if there's even that many now) and he has nowhere to turn to if they give up on him. His reputation is so tarnished that most people want nothing to do with him, his work ethic is so bad that no matter what job he could get (assuming he could get anything that could pay for his lifestyle) he'd lose it faster than his original adsense account and with his addictions he wouldn't be able to handle not getting money nearly every day.
We know for a fact he has missed payments? Because I've only speculated that myself, based on the fact that missing one or two isn't going to put him on his ass, and we know how he is about not taking consequences seriously unless they're severe enough to get through to him.

Oh he knows, and begrudgingly accepts, just not WHY they do that. He got too tilted over the suggestion that he has us to thank.
The difference is that Joe's audience didn't just let Joe bullshit his way out of it the same way Phil did. Joe had to pull his thumb out of his ass and actually start to provide what his audience wanted and admit to himself he fucked up. Phil even to this day, despite how much he believes he's suffered, still believes he has done nothing wrong. If they knew the truth, it was their fault.
Joe is obviously also not as stubborn, because I doubt he let his subscriber base dwindle down to nothing before getting his shit together. Things don't have to get so bad to motivate him, like they do with Phil, who is so spoiled that he would rather be so stressed out for the rest of his life than take his streaming seriously and dump that god damn mobile game garbage. His threshold for "Okay, I'll finally do something" is beyond human levels.
 
We know for a fact he has missed payments? Because I've only speculated that myself, based on the fact that missing one or two isn't going to put him on his ass, and we know how he is about not taking consequences seriously unless they're severe enough to get through to him.
Not missing payments, my bad. But he was late on paying his mortgage just before the leaks occurred.
 
We know for a fact he has missed payments? Because I've only speculated that myself, based on the fact that missing one or two isn't going to put him on his ass, and we know how he is about not taking consequences seriously unless they're severe enough to get through to him.
He hasn't missed them but from the bank leaks we did see that he has payed a few late, and that's beyond tarded. He rakes in $10K+ a month and still pays his mortgage late.
 
This mother fucker acted like the Gta Remasters we're the second coming now its that we don't even know if the games will run properly and he can't afford them. What a fucking 180 in logic
He has fucking Gamepass, he can play fucking GTA: San Andreas for FREE. This guys a fucking yokel.
 
Look Phil, I'm only going to say this once more: if you want people to give a modicum of serious thought to your whining about how you can't afford games, stop the goldfish face. You look like the muppets you hate with this fucking stupid expression, and using that equally-stupid sound effects box of yours makes you look like a clown. And I won't even get into your jowls jiggling when you move your head.

You play stupid games (literally WWE Champions, in this case), you win stupid prizes (bankruptcy, and being forever broke).

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Anyone notice DDM is becoming a cucked zone for Phils chat? We had Kinggokken Six70Two and Christan-Sanchez or whatever all in chat (maybe more) today.

Christian saying he is still pissed off for Phil going off on him but how he still enjoys his content. Kinggokken not sucking Phils dick as much, But Six70Two sneakdissing and laughing at Phil while going also in DSPs chat praising him with Tips.

After the stream ended Christian and Six70Two talked about wrestling and other gay shit that would piss off Phil for being off topic.

Ive never seen how much people are afraid of a streamer so they would go to restreamers to talk to eachother and not be restrained to
"Food talk" or "how do you like the game".

Trips me out.
 
Ive never seen how much people are afraid of a streamer so they would go to restreamers to talk to eachother and not be restrained to
"Food talk" or "how do you like the game".

Trips me out.
The only people who would unironically stick around in a DSP stream long enough for him to personally offend them are spineless faggots.
Imagine putting up with everything Phil asks of you when there are so many alternatives out there. His snorting and belching, his inability to multitask (stopping the entire stream to read a donation), his lack of respect for the viewers that's clear as day (showing up late, calling tips totals "pathetic") would instantly turn away normal, self-respecting people.
So you're left with the people who clearly have no positive male influence on their lives so they unironically view him as a macho authority figure. That way, by the time they do finally realize he's a scammer, they give lukewarm responses. Imagine thinking you're daring for dissing a fucking streamer behind his back. If you don't like him fucking leave and find a streamer that's actually good, it's pathetic how they cling to him. Just spineless.
 
Anyone notice DDM is becoming a cucked zone for Phils chat? We had Kinggokken Six70Two and Christan-Sanchez or whatever all in chat (maybe more) today.

Christian saying he is still pissed off for Phil going off on him but how he still enjoys his content. Kinggokken not sucking Phils dick as much, But Six70Two sneakdissing and laughing at Phil while going also in DSPs chat praising him with Tips.

After the stream ended Christian and Six70Two talked about wrestling and other gay shit that would piss off Phil for being off topic.

Ive never seen how much people are afraid of a streamer so they would go to restreamers to talk to eachother and not be restrained to
"Food talk" or "how do you like the game".

Trips me out.

Going behind Dear Leader's back to talk shit, and still continuing to lick his boots? Totally not a cult, you guys.
 
Prestream GTA rant:

I literally can't believe he's stooping this low LMAO... How is he not embarrassed by this, how does he fucking sleep at night?

If you're not wondering where his $250-$300 in tips goes everyday + his youtube payment then you have to be fucking autistic.

I can't believe anyone has the balls to come out and demand fans pay for his games while later demanding they also pay the $150/stream tips goal of him playing the game that they paid for. The dudes on well over $100k while asking 16-21 year olds who probably work minimum wage jobs to give him money.

Fucking unreal, I hope he gets cancer of the cock.
honestly saw this coming from the second I learned San Andreas was "free" on gamepass. Of course he's going to cheap out and only play that unless somebody pays the fuck up.
 
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