11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[Sexy Potoo]

Deary me. Classy as always!

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Ralph, I don't know if anybody has sat down and explained this to you yet:

Every woman's pussy will feel loose to you, no matter how young or virginal they are.

 

[HumanHive]

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Hearing that this suspected Jihadi was seen tinkering with the brake lines only moments before Ralph entered his car.

Joshua Conner Moon cut the brake lines on Ethan Ralph's car.

Whoever this "Joshua Moon" guy is, I hope he's brought to justice soon.

 

[Anal birth]

Whoever this "Joshua Moon" guy is, I hope he's brought to justice soon.

Deuteronomy 19:15 @Null

 

[quaawaa]

Found the proper one. They break things up by incident type, not date.

It's an ugly intersection.

Maybe he was desparate and hit up AC?

That location is less than 10 minutes away from the MGM National Harbor casino.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Smart of Ralph to boast how he's not broke and will be in a car within the week, especially if the crash was due to negligence on his part.

That definitely won't come back to bite him if the person involved wants to take it to court.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Let's try to remain optimistic. It's a fact that @theralph has NEVER seen any of his biological children. Allah willing this trend continues.

Alleged biological children.

 

[Michael Janke]

Pantsu's court shit

i missed that, what hapened?

 

[Thiletonomics]

Nissan gives out sub-prime autoloans. They will give someone with a FICO of 600 a 14.9% rate on a 84 month loan.
Nissan/Infinity are trash cars for trashy people.

Nissan Is Rewarding Dealers for Pushing People Into 84-Month Car Loans: Report

Dealer kickbacks could lead to you getting a worse deal on a new car.

www.thedrive.com

Their value also drops like a rock off the lot. ASSuming he has 30 on the clock the book is around 18K. To get a replacement now with the supply issues he will be paying sticker so 26k. Anyone want to bet he has gap insurance?

Nissans also have a ticking time bomb installed on them, their CVT transmissions. Those have had a history of failing way before 100k miles, and some of the worst ones they had, i.e. on the 2013 Altima, can only go 60k before grenading themselves. Nissan's CVTs stand out because other car's CVTs usually don't suffer the same catastrophic failures that Nissan's ones do.

And if you thought Nissan giving out Subprime loans was bad, Mitsubishi pretty much gives out car loans, if you have a pulse. Granted, their 0-0-0 promotion that they did in the early 2000s ($0 down, 0% interest, and 0 payments for 1 full year, I think) almost tanked the entire company, due to the sheer number of people defaulting on those said car loans.

 

[veri]

God is protecting Ralph so he can continue making us laugh.

jesus christine weston chandler has found it in his heart to forgive judas null and the kiwi farms and continue to provide us with laughs

Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if this car was insured in Pantsu’s name. It’s what baby mama’s are good for after all?

only a colourblind or homosexual man would get a car in that colour so i’m inclined to believe it’s in pantsu’s name

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

no wonder, "Nissan of Richmond loves me!"
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What kind of broke ass wigger brags about having Nissan money?

 

[King Kiwi]

Joshua Conner Moon cut the brake lines on Ethan Ralph's car.

Judas Moon strikes again

 

[NickColeman]

So what was Ralph drunk driving?

 

[atleast3letterslong]

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Hearing that this suspected Jihadi was seen tinkering with the brake lines only moments before Ralph entered his car.

JIHAD WILL WIN

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ralph, I don't know if anybody has sat down and explained this to you yet:

Every woman's pussy will feel loose to you, no matter how young or virginal they are.

Give Ralph a break Ronnie never sat him down and gave him the talk.

Although Ronnie did allegedly make Ethan bend over.

 

[Kulee Baba]

So this was the car that Ralph and May used to stalk Chris & find him being arrested by the Police.

We lost a little piece of history here folks.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Joshua Connor Moon VIOLATED our airspace when his Taube Fliegerkorps divebombed my motor vehicle with guano and caused me to be t-boned in a coordinated effort! That diddler is going so far as to coerce different species into a conspiracy against me! This is the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact of the internet!"

 

[veri]

Fortunately for Ralph, he is literally four feet ten inches tall. If he had been any taller he might have been killed in this wreck.

ralph has better survival chances standing sideways instead of straight up

 

[Foxxo]

I find it morbidly hilarious that the confirmation that he's not a paraplegic now has fewer likes than the pic of the wreck.

 

[instythot]

while possibly on his way to bust totallyreal pedophiles with that dunning kruger poster child Jacob Wohl.

How hilarious would it be if Ralph was actually stupid enough to drive all the way up there after being explicitly invited to be on a predator hunting show, then he shows up and gets busted as a predator on the show

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You'd think the approaching winter would make them hibernate, but apparently, cows go mad in the cold.