11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

Cause of the wreck?

  • The other driver.

    Votes: 18 1.9%
  • Ralph was under the influence.

    Votes: 100 10.7%
  • Ralph was reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 270 28.9%
  • Ralph was under the influence AND reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 524 56.1%
  • Driving with hooves is hard.

    Votes: 169 18.1%
  • Ralph was letting the gunt drive.

    Votes: 204 21.8%
  • Lost control while sharting.

    Votes: 287 30.7%

  • Total voters
    934
  • Poll closed .
Nissan gives out sub-prime autoloans. They will give someone with a FICO of 600 a 14.9% rate on a 84 month loan.
Nissan/Infinity are trash cars for trashy people.


Their value also drops like a rock off the lot. ASSuming he has 30 on the clock the book is around 18K. To get a replacement now with the supply issues he will be paying sticker so 26k. Anyone want to bet he has gap insurance?
This right here. Piggy is gonna learn about Gap. Anything above a very minimal insurance rate at longer than a 5 year loan, even full comprehensive insurance isn't going to cover everything if he is at fault. Considering depreciation, he could be lookign at a variance of 3 - 5k or more.
 
Never mind May being in the front passenger seat. People often put their baby seats in the rear passenger side. Baby seats are tough as fuck these days, but good luck to Guntling 2 surviving that unharmed if they had been in there.

Somebody needs to improve their driving stat before Guntling The Sequel is born.
Let's try to remain optimistic. It's a fact that @theralph has NEVER seen any of his biological children. Allah willing this trend continues.
 
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I am Calypso, and I thank you, Ethan Ralph, for playing Twisted Metal.
 
How is this man still alive?

That is a genuine question, not me A logging. It's sort of fascinating. Ralph should of been long dead from the shit he put his body through; the drugs, the alcohol, the fast food, the fact he impregnated a 18 year old girl and the father owns a gun. He nearly had a heart attack this week by the sheer size of the man. Ralph should of slipped into a diabetic coma by now. It kind of impressive.

Ralph is either a cat or a stand user.
 
How is this man still alive?

That is a genuine question, not me A logging. It's sort of fascinating. Ralph should of been long dead from the shit he put his body through; the drugs, the alcohol, the fast food, the fact he impregnated a 18 year old girl and the father owns a gun. He nearly had a heart attack this week by the sheer size of the man. Ralph should of slipped into a diabetic coma by now. It kind of impressive.

Ralph is either a cat or a stand user.
He could be an Orc. They are known to drink lots of foul liquors, live, nay, thrive in filth and so on.
 
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