Annual Microsoft Ignite conference entices criticism over 'woke' introductions - They've gone completely batshit


WASHINGTON (TND) -- This week's annual Microsoft Ignite conference drew criticism in response to its corporate introduction, which pointed out people's race, hairstyles, genders, and acknowledged the indigenous land on which the company was built in Washington State.





During the introduction, the hosts first acknowledge that the "land where the Microsoft campus is situated" was traditionally occupied by The Sammamish, The Duwamish, The Snowqualmie, the Muckleshoot, the Snohomish, the Tulalip, and other "Coast- Salish peoples since time immemorial."

"A people that are still here, continuing to honor and bring to light their ancient heritage," says Senior Program Manager and On-Air Host Allison Weins, who works in the Developer Tools Division. "I'm an Asian and White female with dark brown hair," she continues, "wearing a red sleeveless top."

The second host, Program Manager of the "AI Platform Group" Seth Juarez, also vocally acknowledged his race and gender before continuing with the usual conference.

"I'm a tall Hispanic male wearing a blue shirt and khaki pants," Juarez said before moving on to talk about the "latest solutions" for connecting with "peers around the world."

Many Microsoft employees, such as Nic Fillingham and Natalia Godyla, also followed this pattern of "woke" introductions throughout the conference, as did other employees before speaking on the air.

"Woke" ideology, or "Woke-ism," are terms used at the center of many of the fiercest political and cultural debates in the past few years, according to Metro.

In recent years, the term "woke" has been used to criticize people in arguments surrounding identity politics. In a pejorative sense, "woke-ism" means "following an intolerant and moralizing ideology" and is used to mock "over-righteous liberalism," according to Wikipedia.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary deems the term "U.S. slang" and describes it as being "aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)," according to National World.

The term has recently been associated with political and social causes like LGBTQ+ advocacy, the Black Lives Matter movement, and "left-wing ideas involving social justice or identity politics," as described by Wiki's encyclopedia.

Microsoft did not respond to a request for comment from The National Desk.


@Drain Todger's Commentary:

What planet are these mysterious humanoid creatures from? No, wait, don't tell us, or we'll be here all day.


The three-hour-long conference is completely downvote-bombed on YouTube, as it should be.

Microsoft doesn't give a flying fuck about Coast Salish people. Imagine the sheer conceit of these mincing cunts with their $200 hairstylist visits and $10,000 smiles, blubbering some conciliatory shit about how their campus is "on Indian land" while they're surrounded in luxury and hawking sweatshop-made gadgetry and bullshit cloud spyware.

This is what the average Indian Reservation looks like:

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Reservations are dens of rape and alcohol abuse.



Microsoft's Market Cap is $2.5 trillion. That's greater than the GDP of fucking Italy. They could literally give a billion dollars to the poor widdle Indians and it wouldn't impact their bottom line at all.

What are they actually spending their money on?

They lumped together some donations with some other companies for Colorado River tribes that amounted to $8 million in total, to improve their access to fresh water:


Most of that money will go straight into the hands of private contractors to build infrastructure projects. In other words, companies like fucking Bechtel or Turner Construction.

Microsoft are currently spending hundreds of millions of dollars on upgrading their corporate campus:


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They don't give a flying fuck. They don't give a rat's ass about Native Americans. Not only do they not give a shit, they don't give the tiniest turdlet dangling from Bill Gates' ass.

Now, by all this, I don't mean to say that Microsoft should or should not do anything to help Indians. I honestly don't give a fuck. However, their political correctness is repulsive because of the sheer smug hypocrisy of it.
 
During the introduction, the hosts first acknowledge that the "land where the Microsoft campus is situated" was traditionally occupied by The Sammamish, The Duwamish, The Snowqualmie, the Muckleshoot, the Snohomish, the Tulalip, and other "Coast- Salish peoples since time immemorial."

"A people that are still here, continuing to honor and bring to light their ancient heritage," says Senior Program Manager and On-Air Host Allison Weins, who works in the Developer Tools Division. "I'm an Asian and White female with dark brown hair," she continues, "wearing a red sleeveless top."
The really funny part about this "land acknowledgement" is that by listing no less than six different tribes that supposedly lived on the same plot of land taken up by the Redmond Microsoft campus, the lady is subtly implying that said tribes conquered and took the land from each other over the course of history.

On an additional note, it appears that there's more meaning to the phrase "since time immemorial" being used here. It's apparently a slogan in specific reference to required K-12 curriculum about American Indians in the state of Washington.

Since Time Immemorial: Tribal Sovereignty in Washington State​

In 2015, the Legislature passed Senate Bill 5433 modifying the original 2005 legislation, now requiring the Since Time Immemorial: Tribal Sovereignty in Washington State or other tribally-developed curriculum be taught in all schools. The use of the Since Time Immemorial curriculum has been endorsed by all 29 federally recognized tribes.
 
Imagine the sheer conceit of these mincing cunts with their $200 hairstylist visits
I would've guessed this would have been more expensive in West Coast 2021, can anyone confirm/deny?

The really funny part about this "land acknowledgement" is that by listing no less than six different tribes that supposedly lived on the same plot of land taken up by the Redmond Microsoft campus, the lady is subtly implying that said tribes conquered and took the land from each other over the course of history.

Not necessarily the case, in upstate NY every schoolkid learns about Hiawatha & the Great Peacemaker, bringing together the five or six tribes into the mighty Iriquois Nation, the first peaceful democracy and only semblance of human culture chugs ever exhibited across this great land of ours. East coast Injuns managed to sort themselves out and act human, west coast injuns were crazy berserkers towards each other(and in this case, the tribes Microsoft is sucking off probably did just slaughter each other over and over). You'd need a separate megathread to discuss the whys and whens though.
 
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The land acknowledgement thing is so ridiculous but unbelievably totally common in PNW "progressive" circles. Some of them even do these rituals on their own--essentially virtue-signaling to themselves! What else do humans do that has rituals, liturgy, and excommunication?
 
Why do they feel the need to describe to us what they're wearing and how their hair is styled when we can see it on video unless it's for blind people I guess, but it comes off as weird, it's not like a blind person will know what the color blue is or what long blond hair looks like you morons.

also to those who are blind my condolences
HAHA YOU'RE BLIND, YOU CAN'T READ THIS IDIOT.
And any blind person tuning into a Microsoft conference doesn't give a shit what anybody looks like, they care about the products.
 
"Time immemorial" doesn't really mean much when the lack of historical records means last generation was time immemorial
You kinda need exact dates to have legal rulings about things..... and value amounts....


"On or about 38,000 years ago, the defendant's ancestors surely did something wrong and racist to the plaintiff's, exact value and circumstance unkown, but there's enough here to know for sure who gets a check TODAY....."
 
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These people just want to flaunt they're white and they're finally found a PC (npi) way to do so.

All of this "boo hoo, I'm sorry for being white!" neurosis is just how they want us to acknowledge their color and its superiority without actually doing so.
 
Why do they feel the need to describe to us what they're wearing and how their hair is styled when we can see it on video unless it's for blind people I guess, but it comes off as weird, it's not like a blind person will know what the color blue is or what long blond hair looks like you morons.

also to those who are blind my condolences
HAHA YOU'RE BLIND, YOU CAN'T READ THIS IDIOT.

Not everyone experiences colors in the same way. Some people are color blind, others are completely blind. To be more inclusive from now on, we will not distinguish between colors. Unless it's skin tone.
 
Muckleshoot crew check in!!

I'm a complete asshole numbnuts and I put the asian in caucasian. I'm wearing a tap-out shirt and cut off jeans and my pronouns are dick/my/dick.
 
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You lot are shocked by this?

Did you not see Microsofts E3 for Xbox? 1 hr 30 mins long, 1hr 20 mins talking about woke with fags and trannies, 10 mins of screenshots, demos, and pre-alpha build games :story:
The new Forza is incredibly woke as well. The main menu has a screen reader that can’t be turned off and reads the menu options aloud over and over in a voice barely less grating than Microsoft Sam. This is pure virtue signalling because it’s a driving game so it’s not like a blind person could play it even if they got past the menu. Even if it was a game that could be played by the blind, it could respect the global Windows Narrator setting like literally every other application. The only reason not to respect that setting is because if they did, no one would know that “feature” exists.

The character creator asks for pronouns and defaults to a black “Voice 2” (male is “Voice 1” and female is “Voice 2”). There is no “Voice 3” despite the game letting you pick “they/them” as pronouns. Guess they can’t decide how many genders there are.
 
The new Forza is incredibly woke as well. The main menu has a screen reader that can’t be turned off and reads the menu options aloud over and over in a voice barely less grating than Microsoft Sam. This is pure virtue signalling because it’s a driving game so it’s not like a blind person could play it even if they got past the menu. Even if it was a game that could be played by the blind, it could respect the global Windows Narrator setting like literally every other application. The only reason not to respect that setting is because if they did, no one would know that “feature” exists.

The character creator asks for pronouns and defaults to a black “Voice 2” (male is “Voice 1” and female is “Voice 2”). There is no “Voice 3” despite the game letting you pick “they/them” as pronouns. Guess they can’t decide how many genders there are.
I didn't know it was that bad. That'll explain why the series X is a piece of shit, with no exclusives, a year after launch, and despite being more powerful on paper, is getting fucking destroyed by the ps5. Although the comparison is a little bit unfair, as the PS5 is some kind of alien technology.
 
These land acknowledgements are the norm at government or academic meetings in Canada. They do them at my workplace. I suppose they are harmless and it's good to know the history of the region you live in. However, they ultimately seem like empty lip service. In my city, native people are disproportionally represented in the homeless population, and most reserves are isolated and impoverished. Are any of these people doing land acknowledgements and stating how "grateful" they are to be on this land doing anything constructive to help any poor natives? Not really.

I feel like a bit of a doofus putting these acknowledgements on work documents (I have to). It's not that I don't recognize that the land was inhabited by native people for thousands of years, but realistically, natives aren't getting that land back. I don't own land, but if I did have a little plot of land, it would be for me and my husband.
 
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