Annual Microsoft Ignite conference entices criticism over 'woke' introductions - They've gone completely batshit


WASHINGTON (TND) -- This week's annual Microsoft Ignite conference drew criticism in response to its corporate introduction, which pointed out people's race, hairstyles, genders, and acknowledged the indigenous land on which the company was built in Washington State.





During the introduction, the hosts first acknowledge that the "land where the Microsoft campus is situated" was traditionally occupied by The Sammamish, The Duwamish, The Snowqualmie, the Muckleshoot, the Snohomish, the Tulalip, and other "Coast- Salish peoples since time immemorial."

"A people that are still here, continuing to honor and bring to light their ancient heritage," says Senior Program Manager and On-Air Host Allison Weins, who works in the Developer Tools Division. "I'm an Asian and White female with dark brown hair," she continues, "wearing a red sleeveless top."

The second host, Program Manager of the "AI Platform Group" Seth Juarez, also vocally acknowledged his race and gender before continuing with the usual conference.

"I'm a tall Hispanic male wearing a blue shirt and khaki pants," Juarez said before moving on to talk about the "latest solutions" for connecting with "peers around the world."

Many Microsoft employees, such as Nic Fillingham and Natalia Godyla, also followed this pattern of "woke" introductions throughout the conference, as did other employees before speaking on the air.

"Woke" ideology, or "Woke-ism," are terms used at the center of many of the fiercest political and cultural debates in the past few years, according to Metro.

In recent years, the term "woke" has been used to criticize people in arguments surrounding identity politics. In a pejorative sense, "woke-ism" means "following an intolerant and moralizing ideology" and is used to mock "over-righteous liberalism," according to Wikipedia.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary deems the term "U.S. slang" and describes it as being "aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)," according to National World.

The term has recently been associated with political and social causes like LGBTQ+ advocacy, the Black Lives Matter movement, and "left-wing ideas involving social justice or identity politics," as described by Wiki's encyclopedia.

Microsoft did not respond to a request for comment from The National Desk.


@Drain Todger's Commentary:

What planet are these mysterious humanoid creatures from? No, wait, don't tell us, or we'll be here all day.


The three-hour-long conference is completely downvote-bombed on YouTube, as it should be.

Microsoft doesn't give a flying fuck about Coast Salish people. Imagine the sheer conceit of these mincing cunts with their $200 hairstylist visits and $10,000 smiles, blubbering some conciliatory shit about how their campus is "on Indian land" while they're surrounded in luxury and hawking sweatshop-made gadgetry and bullshit cloud spyware.

This is what the average Indian Reservation looks like:

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Reservations are dens of rape and alcohol abuse.



Microsoft's Market Cap is $2.5 trillion. That's greater than the GDP of fucking Italy. They could literally give a billion dollars to the poor widdle Indians and it wouldn't impact their bottom line at all.

What are they actually spending their money on?

They lumped together some donations with some other companies for Colorado River tribes that amounted to $8 million in total, to improve their access to fresh water:


Most of that money will go straight into the hands of private contractors to build infrastructure projects. In other words, companies like fucking Bechtel or Turner Construction.

Microsoft are currently spending hundreds of millions of dollars on upgrading their corporate campus:


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They don't give a flying fuck. They don't give a rat's ass about Native Americans. Not only do they not give a shit, they don't give the tiniest turdlet dangling from Bill Gates' ass.

Now, by all this, I don't mean to say that Microsoft should or should not do anything to help Indians. I honestly don't give a fuck. However, their political correctness is repulsive because of the sheer smug hypocrisy of it.
 
Meanwhile, less than one third of one percent of the US population knows any sign language, but like a third of the fucking screen on every public address is taken up by some diversity hire spazzing out while the local politician lies about not eating babies.
 
Are these people? Like, are we sure these are real human beings? How could you do this presentation and not collapse in on yourself out of sheer embarrassment like a deflating parade balloon?
It would make so much more sense if these were deepfakes actors with audio make from that creepy NVIDIA "Photoshop for audio" thing.
 
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During the introduction, the hosts first acknowledge that the "land where the Microsoft campus is situated" was traditionally occupied by The Sammamish, The Duwamish, The Snowqualmie, the Muckleshoot, the Snohomish, the Tulalip, and other "Coast- Salish peoples since time immemorial."
This is so riffable that it's already basically a self parody. They're rattling off so many random tribes in a bid to grovel to as many minorities as possible that it sounds like they're just making noises.

"We here at Microsoft wish to extend our deepest condolences to the Lalabop, Nerblefnor, Garblarll, Heppazeppa, Snerkblang, Wvevwevw, and Weezlsneez tribes for the heinous actions of the white devil"

Also, all of those tribes owned that tiny piece of land? I wonder how such a thing is possible!
 
Meanwhile, less than one third of one percent of the US population knows any sign language, but like a third of the fucking screen on every public address is taken up by some diversity hire spazzing out while the local politician lies about not eating babies.
It's as if Democratic politicians have forgotten that close captioning exists on both televisions and online video players.
 
It's as if Democratic politicians have forgotten that close captioning exists on both televisions and online video players.
Really, they should have someone doing American Sign Language, British Sign Language, Irish Sign Language, French Sign Language, Brazilian Sign Language, Chinese Sign Language, Indo-Pakistani Sign Language.... Just a field of gesticulating people with the guy talking in a tiny spot in the corner..
 
It's as if Democratic politicians have forgotten that close captioning exists on both televisions and online video players.
Close captioning is bigoted because it's not in ASL English, and therefore discriminates against the Deaf community- somebody, somewhere.
 
Are these people? Like, are we sure these are real human beings? How could you do this presentation and not collapse in on yourself out of sheer embarrassment like a deflating parade balloon?
It would make so much more sense if these were deepfakes actors with audio make from that creepy NVIDIA "Photoshop for audio" thing.
Much study in the field of meme physics is necessary if we are to understand the nature of cringe singularities.
 
You lot are shocked by this?

Did you not see Microsofts E3 for Xbox? 1 hr 30 mins long, 1hr 20 mins talking about woke with fags and trannies, 10 mins of screenshots, demos, and pre-alpha build games :story:
Why is Democrat complaining about that ?
 
It's as if Democratic politicians have forgotten that close captioning exists on both televisions and online video players.

Deaf (with a capital D or they get triggered) community is particularly special in that they have a sort of toxic supremacist attitude, where they're better than hearing people, they protest against any attempt at improving or curing hearing loss to preserve their "people", but what's actually relevant here is they lobby very aggressively for ASL replacing subtitles because they, and only they, prefer it.

Left wing governments tend the bend the knee, which is why youd see sign language in left wing broadcasts (examples being Biden campaign and Canadian government broadcasts) vs subtitles in Trump rallies or wherever the deaf haven't lobbied or sued yet.
 
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