Prison Letters 20/22 Oct 2021 - Chris Responds to Six Questions (ALL CAPS RAGE INCLUDED!) - Two letters from jail responding to a ween's questions and breaking out into a random rage against ED and toxic haters.

WoggleBugHimself said:
Randy Stair's parents were the kinda support where you get support if you toe the line. Plenty of people in the 80s just went Punk or Rebelled. The difference really comes down to the feeling of isolation one can get if they try to interact with someone on the street(or a place where you are not a customer).

There are not Youth Male Centers of America catering to this demographic anymore, the boyscouts are disgraced, most churches are disgraced.

What major group takes in outcasts? The Alphabet group. Betcha there would be less queers if more than queers accepted degens into the group. It's like most of America forgot how rehab worked and instead traded it for school shootings. And no, I do not blame the internet, I blame Boomers and their 'Fuck you, got mine' mentality for people like Randy and Chris but life is rarely so simple that pushing youth groups harder would be a quick fix to violence committed by ostracized youth. The simple truth is that many would reject that too and still end up as a drain on society.

Autism and Internet Autism are two different things that overlap a ton, but they are different and I feel we often forget that when saying things about people other than Chris Chan who is a unique case study into believing literally everything you hear. Hopefully Chris Chan is one of a kind in that regard as frankly I have more fun laughing at "Adults".
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With Randy it's hard to say if his parents would've hated him if he were simply gay/trans or something like that (as opposed to also having a Nicktoons religion). They seemed well-to-do, his house was very luxe, and Randy only ever complained of his father wanting him to have a job. I do think he mentioned his mother commenting on his female interests, but the dude was 24 and had Frozen and pony posters all over his walls like a 8 year old girl. In any case, he made it clear several times that he unequivocally saw himself as not only unfit, but unwilling to be part of normal society. Didn't want to have a job, marry, have friends, or anything that would have provided a social circle. He had become obsessed with the Columbine shooters at some point in his teen years, claiming to relate to them in some way, but he also really never mentioned bullying or anything like that despite having shared extensive video journals and writings.

Despite being way higher functioning than Chris, Randy has a lot in common with him. They both insist on just occupying their own preferred alternate reality. While not as extravagantly lolcowish, many online spaces are loaded with people like them who usually autistically fixate on one topic like a fictional character or series and often share the same narcissistic traits as those two. There are lots of threads on this forum to testify to that, though it only represents the more widely notable ones amongst a sea of them. Most offline autistic people are lower functioning and just don't have the interest or competence to sit online all day (have known people irl like this), but there is some kind of Goldilocks ratio of being autistic and sufficiently functional/articulate that brings people online to engage in these weird alternate realities of their own making.

Chris is a rare example of someone who is very online but ostensibly pretty nonfunctional given his tendency to believe anything he is told, like you said, but part of me also thinks that he intentionally engages with people, including the bad actors, in order to continue receiving attention and feel relevant. There's a TCAP dude named Lorne Armstrong (another poster on here seems to rep him, lol) who is a similar case. He has been catfished into doing ridiculous things for years, by the same people who he KNOWS are the same people, but he continues to engage with them most likely because his life is otherwise boring and lonely, which is intolerable for someone with narcissistic traits. I feel Chris might be similar.
 
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Chazzed Up said:
There's a TCAP dude named Lorne Armstrong (another poster on here seems to rep him, lol) who is a similar case. He has been catfished into doing ridiculous things for years, by the same people who he KNOWS are the same people, but he continues to engage with them most likely because his life is otherwise boring and lonely, which is intolerable for someone with narcissistic traits. I feel Chris might be similar.
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Was there a chance Chris could've been trolled into TCAP?
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Was there a chance Chris could've been trolled into TCAP?
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Not Classic Chris. He used to message women on Facebook asking for a relationship; when one said that she was underaged (around 17 IIRC) Chris immediately backed off (though he did say that he was OK with waiting for her to reach 18 ). Modern Chris? Maybe, he did say that since gay and trans rights were allowed it meant everything (including fucking his mom) was allowed, though of course you have to call into question whether he genuinely believes this or whether he is just making up excuses.
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
Not Classic Chris. He used to message women on Facebook asking for a relationship; when one said that she was underaged (around 17 IIRC) Chris immediately backed off (though he did say that he was OK with waiting for her to reach 18). Modern Chris? Maybe, he did say that since gay and trans rights were allowed it meant everything (including fucking his mom) was allowed, though of course you have to call into question whether he genuinely believes this or whether he is just making up excuses.
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It's not that he thinks it's allowed, rather he thinks it's acceptable (for him at least).
 
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Trugrade said:
Jail Saga fucking blows.
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Not really a saga, the lulz will dry up when he’s banned from writing and we get the inevitable drought of content when he officially get sentenced for however many years.
 
Plight of the Bumblebee said:
though of course you have to call into question whether he genuinely believes this or whether he is just making up excuses.
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This age issue always comes up from Chris, unprovoked from anyone. He's brought it up multiple times in the past, which means it's on his mind. Him coming up with reasons like you said, "Hey LGBT means anything goes!" just furthers that he's looking for some kind of out that will benefit him. People forget that he did the usual "I hate my penis it doesn't work", "It's an ugly growth I hate it!" and everyone thought Chris wasn't into sex anymore, but as soon as Barb became available, sex every 3 days. That's the danger with Chris, he'll whine about sex, but as soon as he's in the position to grab, grope, kiss, molest, rape, he'll take it. With whomever is around. The only reason he hasn't touched any kids is because they just haven't been in his sphere of influence.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
This age issue always comes up from Chris, unprovoked from anyone. He's brought it up multiple times in the past, which means it's on his mind. Him coming up with reasons like you said, "Hey LGBT means anything goes!" just furthers that he's looking for some kind of out that will benefit him. People forget that he did the usual "I hate my penis it doesn't work", "It's an ugly growth I hate it!" and everyone thought Chris wasn't into sex anymore, but as soon as Barb became available, sex every 3 days. That's the danger with Chris, he'll whine about sex, but as soon as he's in the position to grab, grope, kiss, molest, rape, he'll take it. With whomever is around. The only reason he hasn't touched any kids is because they just haven't been in his sphere of influence.
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For now his limitations are the age of consent, and his definition of consent. If the person doesn't give sign of resistance, doesn't count as stop.
Barb is 80 and isn't capable of pushing him away when he does his thing to her.
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
I thought this bit was just Chris struggling with his HRT? Could this be related to what he did?
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It always seemed like his "trans" persona was based around the lightest possible outcome for Chris. He seems to hit every trans-trender tick, yet at the end of the day, still doesn't commit. "I hate my penis". "I should have born a girl" "I feel right now".

For example: He still holds onto "Christian" as a name he can use, and I believe the excuse he gave was for "marketing" issues, but from all his talk about trans, you can tell he's not 100% on board. Dressing up like a "woman" is just him dressing up like Ash Ketchum when he was a teenager. So not only is there a fetish he can participate in (and whine and demand others take part), but it also hits his long documented need to pretend to be someone else.

Add into that his bonefied lesbian fetish, it's easy to see that he's going down the trans fetish people's route of "Hey, maybe me being trans will get me more lesbian pussy". Then, when he finally "found a girl", he went straight into penetration.
 
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I made an attempt to decipher what's behind the black bars. Some of Chris' words show up through the paper because he writes quite firmly and the photo taker put the letter under a strong light source, so you can see some of his words through the page if you flip it over. Cyan is the letters I could make up, and orange is the letters I guessed based on the cyan letters (in hindsight, my choice of colours is terrible. Sorry!). The most notable thing here is a mention of a wedding in line 4. Most likely the censored text is personal information the author was comfortable enough to confide in Chris with; why he didn't choose to put the personal info in a separate letter that he won't have to show to the Internet escapes me.

When the density of black letters is low, Chris' handwriting isn't tough to make out. He does not curve his "y" so it's easy to distinguish "y" from "g". His "t" is weird: the horizontal stroke is sometimes not in the centre of the vertical stroke; I think there's a similar pattern in the all caps portion of the letter so I believe this happens when he's emotionally agitated. He also keeps the serifs on the "I" so there's no way of confusing it with "l". But that's all I can make out of the letter.

Edit: Just realised there's a second part of the letter that's blacked out. As the good Lord said, "I'M WORKING ON IT!"
 
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Plight of the Bumblebee said:
I thought this bit was just Chris struggling with his HRT? Could this be related to what he did?
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Frankly I think Chris hates other ducks but loves his own bent duck. Chris is just highly narcissistic and probably can't handle his feelings about others ducks. He is far into needing therapy a dedication for the medication.

They tried Jesus and it only furthered his Delusions, so they need to find another twelve step program to get him to hopefully become a functioning member of society.
 
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