Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

He's using one monitor to write lyrics and the other to compose sheet music.

When you're the only person in an entire state who can do those things, you can afford to indulge a bit.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Supreme Court case could "rip" disability laws, advocates warn

The Supreme Court justices will hear arguments next month in a case that could have far-reaching effects on disability rights.

www.yahoo.com

Bets on how Russell thinks this pertains to him

 

[The Un-Clit]

Supreme Court case could "rip" disability laws, advocates warn

The Supreme Court justices will hear arguments next month in a case that could have far-reaching effects on disability rights.

www.yahoo.com

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Bets on how Russell thinks this pertains to him

Bets on if Russell even hears about this.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

THREE monitors? What're you, preschool or something? Look, if you REALLY want to join the adults in the room and be a REAL mover and shaker, you'll need no less than FIVE. Otherwise GTFO.

Spoiler: Personal photo in muh office included. Too studly to fit on this page.

Those poor laptops being abused by Neil Breen. Such a shame that these beautiful, majestic beasts are constantly being thrown around and have books tossed at them.

But seriously the most monitors I've ever seen at a workstation was 5. That was on some trading floor when I made some extra cash moving computers from one desk to another and setting them up exactly like they were before. There were three PCs hooked up to them, one of them a UNIX machine.

Bets on how Russell thinks this pertains to him

Oh he'll figure out a way to make it about his plights.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Supreme Court case could "rip" disability laws, advocates warn

The Supreme Court justices will hear arguments next month in a case that could have far-reaching effects on disability rights.

www.yahoo.com

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Bad news for Taylor Swift, I heard on Yahoo.ask that she might have HIV/AIDs

 

[DrJonesHat]

Bad news for Taylor Swift, I heard on Yahoo.ask that she might have HIV/AIDs

That was the hooker who cancelled his booking because he thought they were actually dating and started harassing guys on her Facebook by telling them she was taken and they needed to back off. At least I think so. But I heard Taylor Swift has nightly parties where she mocks disabled songwriters from Wyoming.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

But I heard Taylor Swift has nightly parties where she mocks disabled songwriters from Wyoming.

I wish this was true.

 

[The Great Citracett]

That was the hooker who cancelled his booking because he thought they were actually dating and started harassing guys on her Facebook by telling them she was taken and they needed to back off. At least I think so. But I heard Taylor Swift has nightly parties where she mocks disabled songwriters from Wyoming.

It was both.

One of Russell's asks on yahoo answers was "Does Taylor Swift have AIDS?"

Important to know, I guess, since he was going to be banging her soon. Better have Rufus grab him some condoms on the way to Cold Stone.

 

[Cilleystring]

I dunno why everyone's talking about monitors.

One is for typing plights, the other is to stare into taylor swift's eyes every few seconds between run on sentences. Gotta keep the hate boner goin

Or one for plights one for thots. The secret of Greer's prolific output

 

[Constellationzero]

Also anyone claiming he has financial restraint is cracking me up. He blows thousands upon thousands on hookers and vanity projects. He was also willing to randomly buy a shitty loveseat based on an Instagram comment.

It's even stupider than that though. He bought a fucking sofa COVER on Amazon, then chimped out because he can't (or won't) read. THEN he purchased his mystery stained Davenport from Savers or whatever they got out in Uinta county.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's even stupider than that though. He bought a fucking sofa COVER on Amazon, then chimped out because he can't (or won't) read. THEN he purchased his mystery stained Davenport from Savers or whatever they got out in Uinta county.

And all because a hooker on the other side of the planet made a joke about sleeping on his couch. At least that lead to one of her fellow sex workers slapping Russ with reality by telling him he was far the only guy who was nice to hookers and he's not special because of that.

 

[TractorGirl]

And all because a hooker on the other side of the planet made a joke about sleeping on his couch. At least that lead to one of her fellow sex workers slapping Russ with reality by telling him he was far the only guy who was nice to hookers and he's not special because of that.

I’m reading the thread from the beginning, haven’t come across this yet. Looking forward to it

 

[RodgerDodger]

I assume it's so each eyeball gets it's own monitor? Which makes me wonder about one of Russ's "Plights"? Given that he can't move his eyes side to side, does he have any effective depth perception? Or are his eyes at a fixed point ahead of him?

 

[AnOminous]

I assume it's so each eyeball gets it's own monitor? Which makes me wonder about one of Russ's "Plights"? Given that he can't move his eyes side to side, does he have any effective depth perception? Or are his eyes at a fixed point ahead of him?

He has to turn his head to look from side to side. Not sure if that affects depth perception or not, but I don't see why it would by itself.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I’m reading the thread from the beginning, haven’t come across this yet. Looking forward to it

It happened last year during quarantine. Russ paid to talk to the hooker on WhatsApp, so he decided they were actually in a relationship. He also tried to gatekeep who was allowed to hire hookers.

 

[moocow]

THREE monitors? What're you, preschool or something? Look, if you REALLY want to join the adults in the room and be a REAL mover and shaker, you'll need no less than FIVE. Otherwise GTFO.

But seriously the most monitors I've ever seen at a workstation was 5.

[laughs in dispatcher]

 

[RodgerDodger]

He has to turn his head to look from side to side. Not sure if that affects depth perception or not, but I don't see why it would by itself.

Because depth perception comes from your eyes ability to pivot. Your brain senses depth by noting the angle that each eye is converging at. If his eyes have no side to side or up down motion than he's looking at the world in a very flat manner. Your eyes are normally only parallel to each other when you are looking at the horizon.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Because depth perception comes from your eyes ability to pivot. Your brain senses depth by noting the angle that each eye is converging at. If his eyes have no side to side or up down motion than he's looking at the world in a very flat manner. Your eyes are normally only parallel to each other when you are looking at the horizon.

Jesus Christ, is there any part of him that’s not FUBARed?

He is indeed a freak of nature.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Jesus Christ, is there any part of him that’s not FUBARed?

Moebius doesn't affect the internal organs, afaik. His liver's probably in pretty good shape, since he won't even have a glass of wine with dinner. And all that cardio probably keeps his heart in reasonable condition, all the chocolate pancakes and macaroni and cheese notwithstanding.

So he'd probably make a great organ donor someday. Well, except for the eyes. Probably has some fucked up corneas from not being able to fucking blink.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Why are we endlessly speculating on why Russ has two monitors and what this means?

It's sunday and no ridiculous court motions or gratifying slapdowns will drop until the workweek