US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[CarlosDanger]

you snuck it in aye? ayeeeee

100% not me lol, there were several of these throughout the store.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

It's this tweet for me. Genuinely can't believe an American politician would say that.

OK Cori, you want to trade?

I mean I'm white, but I'd rather be in your super privileged position than mine, so yeah, want to trade?

You can have my white privlege and middle class life that is currently being strangled, and I can take all of your power, comfort, and influence.

But hey, you'll be free, right?

Dumb bitch.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

100% not me lol, there were several of these throughout the store.

Based and Brandon-pilled.

 

[teriyakiburns]

they do it for free

The hotpocket is immunised against all dangers. One my call him a fuckwad, a scumbag, a nazi, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a jannie and you will be astonished how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

 

[make_it_so]

• Congress has an approval rating of 12%. For context, Gaddafi had an estimated 10% approval rating in Libya when he was sodomized to death with a bayonet by his own people.

As a rule, though, generic approval ratings for Congress as a whole are meaningless. Everyone in the country will often say they hate Congress, but ask about their specific representative or Senator and more often than not they'll say they approve of them.

 

[Collections Agent]

Will always find it wild when retards act like it means someone is mad when they get laughed at.

It's due to the whole cancerous Twitter bullshit of going "yikes sweetie" "imagine thinking this" "lol who hurt you" "sir this is a Wendy's" and other brainless mongoloid NPC responses then proceeding to try to personally hurt the person by forcing them to lose their job, AKA clearly being wildly butthurt.

 

[celebrityskin]

OK Cori, you want to trade?

I mean I'm white, but I'd rather be in your super privileged position than mine, so yeah, want to trade?

You can have my white privlege and middle class life that is currently being strangled, and I can take all of your power, comfort, and influence.

But hey, you'll be free, right?

Dumb bitch.

Just googled it. She earns $174k plus expenses.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Just googled it. She earns $174k plus expenses.

Until every nigger can go out and buy his own private island with two mansions and a sweet golden yacht to go with it... The blacks will always be oppressed.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Just googled it. She earns $174k plus expenses.

so, conservatively she makes near $200k to make mountains out of ant hills and blame white people. Then she has the nerve to tell me, a handsome White guy who makes around 55k a year, that I'm free, and that she's an oppressed slave.

I hope this fat bitch falls into a pile of bread crumbs and rolls down a hill for a flock of birds to eat her.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Based and Brandon-pilled.

The Normies are out Meme-ing us Kiwis.

We need to build a laser and etch "Lets go Brandon" on the Moon in order to keep our status as Shit Posters.

 

[Sithis]

so, conservatively she makes near $200k to make mountains out of ant hills and blame white people. Then she has the nerve to tell me, a handsome White guy who makes around 55k a year, that I'm free, and that she's an oppressed slave.

I hope this fat bitch falls into a pile of bread crumbs and rolls down a hill for a flock of birds to eat her.

Dude, what the fuck did birds ever do to you?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Dude, what the fuck did birds ever do to you?

>Seeing Birds.

>Not realizing how Evil they truly are.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

The Normies are out Meme-ing us Kiwis.

We need to build a laser and etch "Lets go Brandon" on the Moon in order to keep our status as Shit Posters.

Null: "I've come to make an announcement: Joe Biden's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his old fucking wrinkly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was 'this big' and I said 'that's disgusting'. So I'm making a callout post on kiwifarms dot net: Joe Biden, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *reveals giant space laser that's shaped like a penis* That's right baby, all point, no wrinkles, no diapers, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BRANDON, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too."

Dude, what the fuck did birds ever do to you?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Null: "I've come to make an announcement: Joe Biden's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his old fucking wrinkly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on kiwifarms dot net: Joe Biden, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *reveals giant space laser that's shaped like a penis* That's right baby, all point, no wrinkles, no diapers, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BRANDON, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too."

This is a reference to something, I dunno what..but I don't think it is the same thing I was referencing.

 

[Aldeland]

Dude, what the fuck did birds ever do to you?

Birds aren't real you fucking mutton brain. The world government faked covid to shut down society so they could replace all of the bird's batteries. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

This is a reference to something, I dunno what..but I don't think it is the same thing I was referencing.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

There's a problem to all of this, which isn't discussed often enough:

When we have electric cars, more nuclear reactors, more effecient ways of storing and creating energy, how do we as a society, keep those items with an extremely high potential energy, out of the hands of people who would do us harm?

How would the west build enough nuclear/hydrogen/SALT reactors to propel itself forward in terms of technology, stop, hinder or ban the use of the same technology in other countries? How could we build a vehicle that could travell 100's, if not 1000's of miles on a single 'charge' or hydrogen cartridge, while selling them to the public, but stop someone using that vehicle as a weapon?

we can't. That's why we are where we are. Until humanity either; locks large parts of the planet behind walls, learns to live in peace and harmony or is under a united, global authorotarian regime, we will never, ever, advance to the next stage of technology.

You forgot a third solution: Every western country makes a private accord and goes back to dividing up the world. Full on Manifest Destiny on a global scale, with countries that have their shit together taking over pre arranged zones while the ones that can’t get shit done get stomped and have to accept the new management. I know for a fact that Russia, Japan, France and the UK would LOVE to get on board with this, so long as China gets stomped first. Seriously, the global powers are sick of China and just want to kick Xinnie the Pooh into a chamber of killer bees, but China has nukes so they merely wait.

 

[Delta Integrale]

so, conservatively she makes near $200k to make mountains out of ant hills and blame white people. Then she has the nerve to tell me, a handsome White guy who makes around 55k a year, that I'm free, and that she's an oppressed slave.

I hope this fat bitch falls into a pile of bread crumbs and rolls down a hill for a flock of birds to eat her.

Because Cori Bush knows she'll never be the white guy from this Boondocks clip.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

ah I had not seen that one.

I was referencing a piece from the olden days.

 

[Billy Beer]

You forgot a third solution: Every western country makes a private accord and goes back to dividing up the world. Full on Manifest Destiny on a global scale, with countries that have their shit together taking over pre arranged zones while the ones that can’t get shit done get stomped and have to accept the new management. I know for a fact that Russia, Japan, France and the UK would LOVE to get on board with this, so long as China gets stomped first. Seriously, the global powers are sick of China and just want to kick Xinnie the Pooh into a chamber of killer bees, but China has nukes so they merely wait.

That was the "wall the west off", though I didn't explain it as well as you have.

As much as I agree with you, and it would be great to see us go no-holds-barred tech race, we can't. Take Africa for example. That continent could be the worlds farm and energy source, all in one. Yet we ruin it, all of us, UK, Europe, China, America, we all ruin it. We strip mine the resources, sell safaris to toffs, set up farmland on ancient hunter/gatherer sites. I'm not saying Africa was or ever will be Wakanda or whatever black fantasy western nigs come up with, but it could be so much more.

I feel that the worst, most exploited areas on our planet would become as barren as the moon, within a decade of the walls going up.

When you think about it, we have the technology right now, today, to become a self-sustained planet. Yet we don't, because reasons.