The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Looking at all those big, fluffy dogs..

Which exactly are the parents again? Did they ever find nice homes for any of the pups or try even? Did they ever get any of them fixed?

1. No idea, but fortunately none of them resemble Kev, and that's what matters the most
2. They never even tried
3. no

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Did you faggots really think they were done gritting? Hell no, we’re just getting started.

So after the Tranch tweeted about Earl and his drones or whatever, they decided to retweet Bonnie’s wishlist because it’s grift hard or grift home. [A]
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The Amazon wishlist itself is… telling. Here’s a few items I found interesting in my quick glance at it.

Spoiler: medical larping to the max, baby

Ignoring the drinks, I just wanna point out that this shit is for both of our bird spergs and their fragile healthcare needs.
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A fucking $239 wheelchair ramp
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Ankle brace for kindness
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Fungus and yeast infection treatment
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They NEED the fucking blood pressure monitor guys
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And of course, we must have five pairs of knee high socks.
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[Ghostse]

For some reason, Earl's Militia seems to start harrassing them every time their bills start coming due.
I mean, for whatever reason they waited until everyone got back from the furry convention to start assaulting the tranch.
It's really interesting timing that all these undocumented attacks happen right around the time the tranch needs to pay for shit.
Just really huge coincidences.

 

[Old Fart]

Since Kevin hasn't reported on the magnificent amount of money they earned on the convention, it's safe to assume they lost on it. Pity we don't know if the organisation paid for travel expenses, hotel and food. It has the potential of being a four thousand dollar tarpit.

 

[stupid frog]

OH NO ITS EARL JR

 

[AMHOLIO]

Did you faggots really think they were done gritting? Hell no, we’re just getting started.

I want this to be Bonnie retweeting himself on the tranch account after Penny got too lazy to take him off and feels like he'll catch shit if he removes Bonbon's begging, but I'm sure it's because they're too stupid and think they still need to support him.

OH NO ITS EARL JR

Earl 2: Dawn of a New Erarl

 

[Oxyjen]

TLDR: Cost, Physics, Maintenance, basically it's a good bullshit LARP but makes no sense otherwise. 21st century 4 strokes are more powerful and more reliable in any case, and used ones aren't gonna be much more expensive (if at all).

Guaranteed to abso-fucking-lutely piss off all your neighbours with the noise though.
I thought these guys were supposed to be about sustainability and ecology. Where does running a huge ancient 2 stroke for fun come into that equation exactly?
Get a 4-wheeler at least you can haul a bale of hay or a frozen alpaca corpse on the back of it.

 

[Dunkleosteus]

Their dogs have probably been wondering onto their neighbour's properties because they're neglected and untrained. They were probably asked to keep them on their property because they scaring the neighbour's animals or shitting everywhere and might get shot if they seem to be dangerous.

Of course this is an anti-trans haven militia attack.

 

[mr.moon1488]

GRIFTCON 4 ALERT
EARL HAS DRONES
EARL WILL SHOOT DOG
PLS DONATE
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Weird they put up a video of the dogs, instead of the drone, since "we film everything up here and make it public daily".

Finance Minister Gibes weighs in:
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Will Tenacious Alpaca Ranch Defense Systems (T.A.R.D.S) dilate mobilize?
Will Paul Mendoza abandon his serfs in their time of need?

You'd think they'd at least be smart enough to buy a drone and film it flying over themselves so it's at least a little more believable.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Is it not standard farmer shit to keep your dogs on your own property, and any dogs roaming onto your property and worrying your animals get shot? I thought that was pretty much a universal understanding. Don’t let your dogs damage other people’s property, especially not the type that provides a farmer’s income.

The Twitter mob will lap it up, of course. Threatening innocent dogs, how brutal and cruel! Yet, how quickly would Penny grab his gun if a strange dog started chasing a d attacking the alpaca?

City kids that know nothing about farming life, once again. Fo’ shame.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

You'd think they'd at least be smart enough to buy a drone and film it flying over themselves so it's at least a little more believable.

Don't they own a thermal drone? I recall there being some grifting for one back when Earl was around but I can't remember if they actually bought it or if they just talked about it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have a friend who lives in the country and his neighbor's dogs wandered onto his property often, and were killing his chickens. He told the neighbor that if he saw those dogs on his property one more time he was going to shoot them. The neighbor didn't listen and now has one less dog, and a big ass fence on their property. The sheriff was 100% on my friend's side too, which I expect to be the case if that sort of fate befalls one of the tranch's dogs.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Don't they own a thermal drone? I recall there being some grifting for one back when Earl was around but I can't remember if they actually bought it or if they just talked about it.

I'm fairly certain "someone sent them" a bunch of IP cameras and they did get a set of NVGs. Not sure about a thermal drone.

 

[Bob_]

Fuck these cunts are shameless. The only truth in their recent begging tweets is that their dogs are hassling their neighbours livestock.

Stop going to events and fix your fences.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I have a friend who lives in the country and his neighbor's dogs wandered onto his property often, and were killing his chickens. He told the neighbor that if he saw those dogs on his property one more time he was going to shoot them. The neighbor didn't listen and now has one less dog, and a big ass fence on their property. The sheriff was 100% on my friend's side too, which I expect to be the case if that sort of fate befalls one of the tranch's dogs.

Of course the sheriff would side with the neighbors, they're transphobic TERF MAGAbros like everyone else around them!!! Please donate to our GFM so we can get a 07 FFL/SOT so we can arm ourselves with machine guns and form our own gender euphoric militia.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I feel like the chances of their dogs hassling people's animals is low (even untrained, Great Pyrenees are pretty chill livestock types who get along well with other animals ad a general rule iirc), but it's worth mentioning that they are LARGE dogs. They tend to weigh somewhere in the 120-150lb range and will come up to a tall man's waist and they're built solid as fuck, they're intimidating dogs to have free roaming from sheer size even if they're pretty placid unless feeling protective.

I could see people being concerned if these guys are just cruising the landscape. If I was the neighbor though, I'd be more worried that it's a bunch of unfixed dogs.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I feel like the chances of their dogs hassling people's animals is low (even untrained, Great Pyrenees are pretty chill livestock types who get along well with other animals ad a general rule iirc), but it's worth mentioning that they are LARGE dogs. They tend to weigh somewhere in the 120-150lb range and will come up to a tall man's waist and they're built solid as fuck, they're intimidating dogs to have free roaming from sheer size even if they're pretty placid unless feeling protective.

I had neighbors with a Pyrenees that roamed free, being they were white trailer-living trash. It was friendly enough, but that dog laid turds around my yard & outside my back-door the size of AT mines on a daily basis, while hosing vehicles & lawn in gallons of dog piss. I love Great Pyrenees, but just the sheer amount of shit they produce was enough to disuade me from adopting him, and someone eventually did permanently "rehome" him.

The neighbors didn't ask around or put up fliers when he eventually disappeared, instead accusing everyone nearby of shooting him, and then replaced the dog with others (probably stolen) that also were let run free, which promptly disappeared as well. They knew damn well why their dogs didn't last long, and why everyone hated them.

I honestly think they did it to fuel their victim/persecution complex, and the Tranchers immediately reminded me of them for that reason.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

GRIFTCON 4 ALERT STILL ONGOING! [A]
Edit: I guess I’ll include the pic here too

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Quite smart to advertise your charity event with a dog because everyone loves a cute dog. Not so smart to do it with that useless plushy merchandise in the background already hinting at what is going to happen with that sweet unearned money. Not that anyone donating cares but still, maybe if you are pulling a "oh we so poor" you should do it without all that consoomer shit around.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

GRIFTCON 4 ALERT
EARL HAS DRONES
EARL WILL SHOOT DOG
PLS DONATE
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Ok, so, Earls are threatening to shoot their dogs. How do they know that was the intention of the drones that supposedly flew over them? Somehow this message was communicated to them. Was it online, in an email or message? Twitter, maybe on Facebook? Was it a threatening letter? Graffiti? Where's the evidence of this 100% totally for real threat? Did they take the evidence to the police?

This is so outrageously fake. This would be a big fucking deal if it someone actually was threatening to shoot and kill their animals while harassing them with drones. Nothing about their stories make sense at all. I feel so bad for their neighbors dealing with this shit all the time.