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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Robert needs to take several fucking seats and stop speaking on behalf of Jews, dead or otherwise. Fuck off, you hideous and unbelievably stupid cunt.
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"Sir, this is an Arby's."
I remember there was a WB cartoon featuring Bugs Bunny shooting Native Americans while singing "One little, two, little, three little Injuns," using tally marks to keep score. At one point, he even stopped and erased half a tally mark because one "was a half breed."
People who say "such and such historical person would agree with me!" have no clue about history, or the people in it.
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I was watching some Chris' videos and came accross some funny shit
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-Chris' wife is as much of a manchild as him
-Sarah made fun of Chris' patreon
-They both ignored their kid while drinking beer
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-This one shows once and for all that Chris is jealous of Bob's life
None of the other videos on the channel are particularly funny though I did notice a few things:
-In some of the videos you can hear the kids crying and screaming in the background
-Sarah may be legit autistic. She talks, looks and behaves like a toddler. She's constantly joking, playing with her hands or looking around confused. Chris may very well be the most mature person in the family.
Chippa in the 3rd Person - 97 - Beer Advent Calendar Day #22
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-Chris' wife is as much of a manchild as him
-Sarah made fun of Chris' patreon
-They both ignored their kid while drinking beer
Chippa in the 3rd Person - 59 - 2019_0715
Chippa takes you along on his commute home and has a special guest.
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-This one shows once and for all that Chris is jealous of Bob's life
None of the other videos on the channel are particularly funny though I did notice a few things:
-In some of the videos you can hear the kids crying and screaming in the background
-Sarah may be legit autistic. She talks, looks and behaves like a toddler. She's constantly joking, playing with her hands or looking around confused. Chris may very well be the most mature person in the family.
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Christ, those poor kids. Neither of their parents are functioning adults.I was watching some Chris' videos and came accross some funny shit
View attachment 2698264Chippa in the 3rd Person - 97 - Beer Advent Calendar Day #22
-Chris' wife is as much of a manchild as him
-Sarah made fun of Chris' patreon
-They both ignored their kid while drinking beer
View attachment 2698329Chippa in the 3rd Person - 59 - 2019_0715
Chippa takes you along on his commute home and has a special guest.
-This one shows once and for all that Chris is jealous of Bob's life
None of the other videos on the channel are particularly funny though I did notice a few things:
-In some of the videos you can hear the kids crying and screaming in the background
-Sarah may be legit autistic. She talks, looks and behaves like a toddler. She's constantly joking, playing with her hands or looking around confused. Chris may very well be the most mature person in the family.
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Also, WTF Chris, how the hell could you envy Bob's miserable existence?
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Robert will RT anything from one of his Angels I guess:
Robert is wrong while calling someone else "SO stupid" yet again:
There were no "laws" there were industry standards much like the Hays Code and Comics Code, but the Carter administration properly filed an anti-trust suit against them because they cartelized against advertisers. (One of the requirements of the Code was that airtime had to be provided for religious broadcast for free and that religion could not be disparaged, the genesis of a bunch of BELIEVERS probably!) The one time the FCC tried to impose a content regulation on fictional TV programming, a "Family Hour" with severe content regulations for the 8-9PM timeslot, it was struck down as unconstitutional before it could actually be implemented.
Robert is wrong while calling someone else "SO stupid" yet again:
There were no "laws" there were industry standards much like the Hays Code and Comics Code, but the Carter administration properly filed an anti-trust suit against them because they cartelized against advertisers. (One of the requirements of the Code was that airtime had to be provided for religious broadcast for free and that religion could not be disparaged, the genesis of a bunch of BELIEVERS probably!) The one time the FCC tried to impose a content regulation on fictional TV programming, a "Family Hour" with severe content regulations for the 8-9PM timeslot, it was struck down as unconstitutional before it could actually be implemented.
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I don't mean to sperg, but that isn't what papal infallibility means.
Papal infallibility means "the Pope can infallibly say that something's dogma, and Catholics have to accept that". It doesn't mean "the Pope never sins" - there's a reason the first thing a newly elected pope does is find a priest in the Vatican to act as his confessor.
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Intresting how harsh he is one it given how protective he has been about anything ridiculed for being PC.
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I'm fairly sure Positron is a benevolent AI and not a person.
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I just wanna point out that Westboro was just a bunch of retards who went around yelling "GOD HATES FAGS", Army of God is a legit terrorist group as they were involved in bombings, kidnappings, murder attempts an etc. Also, what is Bob's deal with bringing up Georg Tiller? Wasn't he the head of the Women's Health Care service? Hell, what did the ACLA (I'm guessing America's Comparative Literature Association) ever do to him?
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George Tiller was killed by an anti-abortion crazy (and had previously been shot by another) which I assume is the reason for mentioning him. I agree Westboro being in the list is a bit much considering they were simply annoying protesters. I also have no idea what the ACLA is supposed to be. I did try to figure it out for a little bit but came up with nothing. Surely he can't mean the ACLU?
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1. Was Daffy Duck actually; 2. the cartoon you're thinking of was Indians assaulting an American fort; 3. They also had this in their cartoons
Oh, I get the dude was shot, but the way fatso puts him on this list it sounds like Tiller was also part of the evil terrorist Christian group. Also, if it is the ACLU indeed then it's double the irony since you have nutty bible humpers who also hate 'em as well.
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Chris' face is the face of a man that has just totally given up.
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Based. Is there more information on this Army of God group? After Waco and Ruby Ridge I'm highly skeptical of any group labeled a domestic terrorist in the 80's and 90's. The only reference I found was on wikipedia from an HBO documentary and this one is not by Louis Theroux.
P.S. I agree that Westboro are annoying retards but looking at the current year alphabet soup, GRIDS rates, STD statistics and domestic abuse rates I can't help bu sympathise with them a bit. This is a good lesson for everyone who thinks optics are not important: protesting a military funeral yelling to a family that their gay soldier son is rotting in hell is PETA levels of effective. It's an interesting exercise really, if someone were to suggest Westboro tactics in 2021 they would be labeled a glowie.
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IIRC, Army of God claimed they were behind a lot of things after the fact like that one Islamic terror group was doing in recent years and even the FBI was skeptical they were much of an actual national organization or that certain people were legitimate members. They did wind up killing a police officer though, I think it was during an attempt to burn down an abortion clinic or something. Their website is still up and in glorious semi-1990s fashion if you like pictures of dead babies and a free PDF manifesto on the righteousness of violence to stop abortion: http://www.armyofgod.com/ (I personally haven't read it to see if it's Movie Bob approved "No Bad Tactics" however.)
My favorite thing about Westboro was despite 43 Senators and 48 states (plus DC) all arguing against them the Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in favor of them. Only that faggot Alito dissented.
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Looking at that close up of his wife, I can see why
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"To see the world in a grain of sand, and diversity as our power."
The full story according to Discussing Film. I won't (and can't) summarize Bobby's 33-second clip for you, but you must know he has a solid education in the Humanities and Critical Analysis.
(Archive of Deadline article)
Boomers! Lay down your Kurosawa! To survive in the film critic trade in Superior Future, you have to do hack work. The Superior Future is indurated with snooty-nosed smoothbrains to whom capeshit is as natural as oxygen.
Repent in front of Consoomer Jesus!
Robert the Prophet:
If people are so hot about Synder why don't they defend Sucker Punch!!!!!
Scott Mendelson, recall, writes for Forbes.
More about "dumb f---" Ted Curz's opinion on cartoons:
Patch proves Cruz's point. In the 80s people were expected to moralize in children's show; today people are expected to introduce children to all flavors of sexual fetish.
Other showbiz tidbits
The only topical tweets in this update are about Scientology and anti-vax strikes...
and leftovers from a discussion about economic rebound yesterday. This tweet can be appreciated on its own.
More from that convo:
Bobby's Angels:
This one is probably a genuine woman, but she is so trashy that I think she'd take Bobby's money:
The full story according to Discussing Film. I won't (and can't) summarize Bobby's 33-second clip for you, but you must know he has a solid education in the Humanities and Critical Analysis.
(Archive of Deadline article)
Boomers! Lay down your Kurosawa! To survive in the film critic trade in Superior Future, you have to do hack work. The Superior Future is indurated with snooty-nosed smoothbrains to whom capeshit is as natural as oxygen.
Repent in front of Consoomer Jesus!
Robert the Prophet:
If people are so hot about Synder why don't they defend Sucker Punch!!!!!
Scott Mendelson, recall, writes for Forbes.
More about "dumb f---" Ted Curz's opinion on cartoons:
Patch proves Cruz's point. In the 80s people were expected to moralize in children's show; today people are expected to introduce children to all flavors of sexual fetish.
Other showbiz tidbits
The only topical tweets in this update are about Scientology and anti-vax strikes...
and leftovers from a discussion about economic rebound yesterday. This tweet can be appreciated on its own.
More from that convo:
Bobby's Angels:
This one is probably a genuine woman, but she is so trashy that I think she'd take Bobby's money:
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I mean, most people will say Sucker Punch is "okay" at best, visual wise it's pretty badass, story-wise it's all over the place. It certainly isn't the worst movie, despite people claiming it was the 2nd Southland Tales.
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You are correct sir, but let's add more the Bobert's idiocy and fake comic fandom.
Number One Blobby Superfriends was a Gen-X cartoon maybe the Gen-X cartoon given its various incarnations ran from 1973 to 1985. You see Blobby Gen-Xers are born between the mid 60's to 1979 I'm a Gen-Xer you are not you Millennial Jackass so quit trying to make it sound Gen-X happened later then it did fatso.
Next as for the Affirmative Action Superfriends their names were you'd think you could had at least copied their names from wikipedia. But whatever here they are Black Vulan (the black one as you put it, who was not a new character but a blatant Rip off of Black Lightning in an attempt to not pay the creator any royalties), Rima the Jungle Girl (Amazing you forgot the chick oh wait she wasn't a troon or asian so I get it now.) and the rest of them have so stereotypical names no descriptions of nationality are needed Samurai, Apache Chief, and El Dorado.
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Boy, we are running out of excuses for poor perfomance, keeping in mind this opening he's declaring triumphant was embarrassed by goddamn Venom 2. Guess covid was cured when that movie came out, but only for the weekend. Then it came back.
So first, it was simultaneous release with D+, covid, and sexism with Widow.
Then it was down to Covid and racism with Shang Chi.
Now it's just homophobia. Or sinophobia. Or sexism again. Or whatever the fuck you can throw at it beside people being completely uninterested in the only product that gives Bob's life meaning.
Gamergate. That's it. It's never too late to hang this underperforming dog on Gamergate. I'm giving odds right now that all roads of cope lead back to Gamergate eventually.
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