Prison Letters 20/22 Oct 2021 - Chris Responds to Six Questions (ALL CAPS RAGE INCLUDED!) - Two letters from jail responding to a ween's questions and breaking out into a random rage against ED and toxic haters.

[Hogar Grupal]

Frankly I think Chris hates other ducks but loves his own bent duck. Chris is just highly narcissistic and probably can't handle his feelings about others ducks. He is far into needing therapy a dedication for the medication.

They tried Jesus and it only furthered his Delusions, so they need to find another twelve step program to get him to hopefully become a functioning member of society.

I doubt Chris would become a functioning member of society. If he still repeats the same stuff he does 20 + years ago, what's the point? According to Chris, he raped healed Barb, and is convinced he did nothing wrong. Who's to say Chris will do it again. The only program Chris needs is shock treatment for all the years Borb never disciplined him.

 

[Kirby]

they need to find another twelve step program to get him to hopefully become a functioning member of society.

the twelve step program will just be 12 different medications

chris will never be a beneficial member of society. right now he is a menace to society and the most he can ever strive for is being a leech on society which is slightly better than being a menace

at the end of the day chris shitting himself and doing nothing is the best case scenario because chris doing nothing is infinitely better than him doing anything.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

hopefully become a functioning member of society.

how can you anyone not see this boat sailed, burst into flames, and is being tugboat'd in a holding pattern until chris dies.

at his absolute peak mental function, he was making a hobby of getting kicked out of stores and restaurants.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

how can you anyone not see this boat sailed, burst into flames, and is being tugboat'd in a holding pattern until chris dies.

at his absolute peak mental function, he was making a hobby of getting kicked out of stores and restaurants.

Did Bob actually scare him straight? I don't think Chris knows what fear is. He claims to be God, what kinda fearless Beast can do that?

And nah I don't sympathize with him, he's very, very spoiled.

 

[Kirby]

Did Bob actually scare him straight? I don't think Chris knows what fear is.

I think Chris very much fears reality. The whole CPU God Complex is an escapist fantasy he latched onto because he can't handle the ticking time bomb of reality that is eventually going to hit him. He latched onto the belief that the merge will be a deus ex machina that solves all of his problems because he knows deep down that he is fucked if it doesn't.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

I think Chris very much fears reality. The whole CPU God Complex is an escapist fantasy he latched onto because he can't handle the ticking time bomb of reality that is eventually going to hit him. He latched onto the belief that the merge will be a deus ex machina that solves all of his problems because he knows deep down that he is fucked if it doesn't.

I'm lurking the Chris subforum waiting for reality to slam in but to be fair, I'm highly optimistic.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I'm lurking the Chris subforum waiting for reality to slam in but to be fair, I'm highly optimistic.

Maybe if the prison saga happens. The jail doesn't have many inmates it seems and probably even less in the sex offender wing and Chris is relatively comfy. (Multiple sandwiches for lunch and a canteen fund.) Lock him in a crowded prison and he'll be an easy target for prisoners who have little to lose (unlike jail where people are waiting for bail) if they find out he has a well funded canteen. When a prisoner threatens to shank him unless Chris gives him a Ramen a day, that might break the tard.

 

[DownSouthBoi]

Maybe if the prison saga happens. The jail doesn't have many inmates it seems and probably even less in the sex offender wing and Chris is relatively comfy. (Multiple sandwiches for lunch and a canteen fund.) Lock him in a crowded prison and he'll be an easy target for prisoners who have little to lose (unlike jail where people are waiting for bail) if they find out he has a well funded canteen. When a prisoner threatens to shank him unless Chris gives him a Ramen a day, that might break the tard.

So I assume he still has the fat troon appearance?

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

So I assume he still has the fat troon appearance?

Probably moreso. I doubt he is even getting the level of activity that he did at home. Just sitting in his cell, eating, pooping, reading the only book he has, more pooping, reading fan mail while pooping, making a big sigh and then writing some more of his manifesto, eating another sandwich, writing a fan and then lights out.
I can't imagine his daily routine being much more than that.

 

[Ophelia]

Maybe if the prison saga happens. The jail doesn't have many inmates it seems and probably even less in the sex offender wing and Chris is relatively comfy. (Multiple sandwiches for lunch and a canteen fund.) Lock him in a crowded prison and he'll be an easy target for prisoners who have little to lose (unlike jail where people are waiting for bail) if they find out he has a well funded canteen. When a prisoner threatens to shank him unless Chris gives him a Ramen a day, that might break the tard.

He might get protected status in actual prison, should he go. It could be pretty much the same. Prison isn’t like it is on TV.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

He might get protected status in actual prison, should he go. It could be pretty much the same. Prison isn’t like it is on TV.

Yeah, he'll be in the Protective Custody wing without a doubt, and maybe have a cell to himself because putting other prisoners in a cell with him is cruel and unusual punishment for them, but not much protection beyond that. Most P.C. units are housing sex offenders and crooked cops, two populations that do not do well in GenPop. While a little more watched than other units, there's still a prisoner hierarchy and fights still happen.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

When Chris gets his first teardrop I wanna hear it here first

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is jailed as a male. I wonder if he's bitched to the prison guards about getting him feminine hygiene products. Or does Chris have access to them through the commissary?

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Chris is jailed as a male. I wonder if he's bitched to the prison guards about getting him feminine hygiene products. Or does Chris have access to them through the commissary?

The letters indicate he did at least get a sports bra from the commissary. Can't and don't want to imagine the smells. Has he requested items beyond that?

He's currently not guilty of anything, so while being held on suspicion of Incest (and whatever else the Prosecutor is throwing at him that might come), he's afforded most rights up to and including access to the hygiene products he says he needs in a compassionate manner. I've known dudes in jail who said, "I'm on 4mg of Xanax a day" and just being given it without question. Tampons are a harmless request in comparison.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The letters indicate he did at least get a sports bra from the commissary. Can't and don't want to imagine the smells. Has he requested items beyond that?

He's currently not guilty of anything, so while being held on suspicion of Incest (and whatever else the Prosecutor is throwing at him that might come), he's afforded most rights up to and including access to the hygiene products he says he needs in a compassionate manner. I've known dudes in jail who said, "I'm on 4mg of Xanax a day" and just being given it without question. Tampons are a harmless request in comparison.

Harmless depends on where he is shoving them? And who on the Jail's Medical or Corrections staff has to go in after them. Not to mention what they do to the toilets. He makes a compelling case for the Sports Bra just on the basis of his Moobs alone. But I think they might draw the line at Tampons. Just as they probably won't give him Birth Control Pills. (although you never know. Anything that they think might make him infertile might be viewed as a net plus)

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Harmless depends on where he is shoving them? And who on the Jail's Medical or Corrections staff has to go in after them. Not to mention what they do to the toilets. He makes a compelling case for the Sports Bra just on the basis of his Moobs alone. But I think they might draw the line at Tampons. Just as they probably won't give him Birth Control Pills. (although you never know. Anything that they think might make him infertile might be viewed as a net plus)

Who knows at this point? Clown World is Clown World anymore.

 

[Turbocuck]

Man, waking up Bob when he was a kid and seeing Bob's erect hog bouncing around really fucked him up.

The weirdest thing about Chris is how fucking Freudian it all is. Man hates father's masculinity, desires mother's femininity(barbussy).

EDIT:
Wait a minute, does Chris think Steven Hawking was mentally challenged?
"What IF in this timeline you were as mentally incapable as that kid in a wheelchair, with the constantly tilted head and arched wrists, or that constantly unconscious and mumbling young adult who greets everyone with a tough-as-100 pound whaps to their shoulder or head and can't help it? To me, putting myself in their plight empathetically is a trigger, But I also do appreciate that some of them as well manage to succeed in their individual way. Stephen Hawking, to name an obvious one."

 

[The Dude]

The weirdest thing about Chris is how fucking Freudian it all is. Man hates father's masculinity, desires mother's femininity(barbussy).

EDIT:
Wait a minute, does Chris think Steven Hawking was mentally challenged?
"What IF in this timeline you were as mentally incapable as that kid in a wheelchair, with the constantly tilted head and arched wrists, or that constantly unconscious and mumbling young adult who greets everyone with a tough-as-100 pound whaps to their shoulder or head and can't help it? To me, putting myself in their plight empathetically is a trigger, But I also do appreciate that some of them as well manage to succeed in their individual way. Stephen Hawking, to name an obvious one."

Probably. Chris sees a guy in a wheelchair who looks awkward and needs the assistance of a special computer and software to be able to communicate with those around him and thinks "Hmmm...m'nyeah, dat guy is one-uh dem slow-in-da-minds, buh he's a SMART one!" Chris is a fucking moron, after all.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

at his absolute peak mental function, he was making a hobby of getting kicked out of stores and restaurants.

I think Chris "peaked" in Manchester.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When Chris gets his first teardrop I wanna hear it here first

I'm sure he shed his first tear drop when they refused to rape him.