DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wasabi Panda]

SO this is interesting, Dark Souls is being discussed if it should have an ezmode because...Forza 5 has an ezmode that slows the game down for people with bad reaction times. So reaction time like PP.

Oh this should be decent I mean I'm sure he'll make it unbearable;e with menuing and stopping every 10 feet to look at a rock or someshit

 

[DukeMorty]

Hey Dave since you read here I will help you out upgrade your Windows 8 to Windows 10. These websites are legit places that have guides and videos to teach your dumbass. Also you won't lose your stuff all it does is convert the OS and keep all your files and programs. Your PC won't explode either you nudnik.
- https://www.zdnet.com/article/heres-how-you-can-still-get-a-free-windows-10-upgrade/
- https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-...ng-out-to-upgrade-to-windows-10-what-to-know/
- https://www.laptopmag.com/articles/upgrade-to-windows-10-free

Also if you don't know if your PC is compatiable then here is Microsoft's compatibility check site. Basically you need a potato to run Windows 10 and your lemon PC is more than enough for it.
- https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications

PS This all took me less than 30 seconds to go search all this and all these sites were on the top search results.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Hey Dave since you read here I will help you out upgrade your Windows 8 to Windows 10. These websites are legit places that have guides and videos to teach your dumbass. Also you won't lose your stuff all it does is convert the OS and keep all your files and programs. Your PC won't explode either your nudnik.
- https://www.zdnet.com/article/heres-how-you-can-still-get-a-free-windows-10-upgrade/
- https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-...ng-out-to-upgrade-to-windows-10-what-to-know/
- https://www.laptopmag.com/articles/upgrade-to-windows-10-free

Also if you don't know if your PC is compatiable then here is Microsoft's compatibility check site. Basically you need a potato to run Windows 10 and your lemon PC is more than enough for it.
- https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications

PS This all took me less than 30 seconds to go search all this and all these sites were on the top search results.

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Win10 upgrade is still free if the Win7 license is valid. Just download/run this: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

he started begging extra hard once oic returned lol

 

[Pargon]

Hey Dave since you read here I will help you out upgrade your Windows 8 to Windows 10. These websites are legit places that have guides and videos to teach your dumbass. Also you won't lose your stuff all it does is convert the OS and keep all your files and programs. Your PC won't explode either you nudnik.
- https://www.zdnet.com/article/heres-how-you-can-still-get-a-free-windows-10-upgrade/
- https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-...ng-out-to-upgrade-to-windows-10-what-to-know/
- https://www.laptopmag.com/articles/upgrade-to-windows-10-free

Also if you don't know if your PC is compatiable then here is Microsoft's compatibility check site. Basically you need a potato to run Windows 10 and your lemon PC is more than enough for it.
- https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications

PS This all took me less than 30 seconds to go search all this and all these sites were on the top search results.

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Win10 upgrade is still free if the Win7 license is valid. Just download/run this: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

If anyone expects Phil to upgrade his OS and get his streamdeck running you’re going to need to do it yourself. Also you’ll need to pay him for the privilege. Also you’ll need to do it entirely remotely, PC security and laws of physics be damned. Also you’re not allowed to contact or communicate with Phil in any way. Also for some reason you’ll need to fully dox yourself to him.

 

[ProvenWrong]

SO this is interesting, Dark Souls is being discussed if it should have an ezmode

On behalf on the Souls community, Get good or get out DSP.

 

[PieceofShet]

Hey Dave since you read here I will help you out upgrade your Windows 8 to Windows 10. These websites are legit places that have guides and videos to teach your dumbass. Also you won't lose your stuff all it does is convert the OS and keep all your files and programs. Your PC won't explode either you nudnik.
- https://www.zdnet.com/article/heres-how-you-can-still-get-a-free-windows-10-upgrade/
- https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-...ng-out-to-upgrade-to-windows-10-what-to-know/
- https://www.laptopmag.com/articles/upgrade-to-windows-10-free

Also if you don't know if your PC is compatiable then here is Microsoft's compatibility check site. Basically you need a potato to run Windows 10 and your lemon PC is more than enough for it.
- https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications

PS This all took me less than 30 seconds to go search all this and all these sites were on the top search results.

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Sorry but dave scrolled through your comment when he read "hey dave". He is too much of a pussy. If you wanna tell him something...

1. Just dont name him. He will read it, dont worry. He can even claim its his idea on stream.

2. The sneaky way for shorter messages. Just write about something and suddenly kat is gangbanged by tyrone right now and he would be halfway through of the message.

3. Shout. Big bold letters so he cant miss it.

 

[Sy Sperling]

Phil is still using Windows 7 (from 2009)....

Hey pal, I still use Windows 7. There are no modern games worth playing that warrant an upgrade.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $151

Top tip: Daihakse $30

Members: 263/300

Viewers: 224

Tips again dried out after the goal is hit

Chat is talking about why people SHOULD NOT tip

Phil looks like R3tard.

 

[JamFlowMan]

It’s so fucking obvious he read a guide before playing GotG.

Spoiler

There’s a scene where the best outcome in terms of gathering the most credits for the Guardians is having Groot being sold to Lady Hellbender and let Drax lead the negotiations, despite knowing that the latter would’ve likely fumbled it on most occasions. But as the game itself says, this time he was surprisingly effective.

Phil chose all the right dialogue choices without even considering or looking at the other options.

If he's reading a guide for something as straight forward as Guardians he's going to read a guide for everything. Everyone set your expectations as low as possible for Elden Ring and cross your fingers hoping they make a new Crash cart racer or the extremely unlikely chance he picks up a new fighting game if you want some salt that doesn't involve money.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

WWE Champions addict trying to think of an excuse why he needs even more money
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I know it's not exactly bold or unusual to compare Phil's face to a fish's, but...

 

[Mr. Brown]

I have a laptop from 2013 that originally ran on 7. It runs windows 10 just fine with an SSD. He's just too fuckin' lazy and stupid to download it and upgrade it. I use that old laptop as a media center now, replacing a TV. Stupid fuckin' pig.

Why beg for a SSD when you can beg for an entire PC?

Edit: also the stream deck won't change anything, Phil isn't interested enough or creative enough to actually make it do anything good.

Look at the "enemy" DrDisrespect, now that's a fucking streamer who knows how to use a deck. That guys a bit of a genius and clearly cares about the production quality of his streams... Phil won't do shit.

I guess he could program a button to write a beg tweet for him but that's about it.

 

[Elescondido]

I'm no pewdipie fan but Phil accused him of taking money to promote games positively in the pre-stream.............
which is something illegal to do

While it probably wont happen woudnt it be funny if he sued Phil? or at least if he got Youtube to kick phil out

Since what he did is 100% slander

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Chat is talking about why people SHOULD NOT tip

Wow, it's almost as if Phil has the worst rep ever for a reason...

I'm no pewdipie fan but Phil accused him of taking money to promote games positively in the pre-stream.............
which is something illegal to do

While it probably wont happen woudnt it be funny if he sued Phil? or at least if he got Youtube to kick phil out

Since what he did is 100% slander

Nobody is going to believe Phil, so no. MIGHT prompt PDP to really go for the jugular the next time he comments on the pigroach, though...

 

[grump]

Has anyone here heard of ‘Hiding in My Room’? (He has a thread somewhere here I think) If you were ever curious what the mirror opposite of phil but still could be considered a lolcow would be like, this is your answer. And I’m not just saying this lightly. I’m talking opposite on a positively eerie level. Neither phil nor this guy are particularly nice people but thats where the similarities end. Just scratching the surface:


Railthin asian vs flabby meathead white guy.

Posh english accent vs unplaceable pseudoEastern blue collar drawl.

Eternally young vs aging like stale cheese.

Couch hopping sexpest who excessively travels to a fault vs asexual shutin.

Excessively open about his controversial thoughts and opinions. Completely open with the ways he blows money (hookers, tinder, and traveling) and also how he makes money.

Very rarely rages like phil, instead will just do something weird or disgusting in response to trolls.

Had an older woman as his first major relationship vs an underage girl.

Even though he’s an obvious heterosexual, has no problem doing stuff like dressing up as a woman or banging a male sexdoll for attention vs an asexual/gay man who is uncomfortable at the slightest implication that he’s in the closet.

Pretty entertaining as I grow more bored of phil. Also an interesting psychological case study in opposites.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So in Phil's latest unhinged rant he demands that people who watch his videos 'on demand' will 'buy in' by getting a membership. There's 'absolutely no reason' why he can't get to 300 members in November to unlock that Christmas begathon. He didn't gain a single member during the stream
Hilarious to me that he is making his yearly Christmas begathon a 'reward' by the way. There is no chance in hell that he would skip that begathon. If he doesn't hit the goal, he'll just make up some excuse and do it anyway. He knows it's always a good source of money.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>build back dsp gaming
So now phil is taking the biden stance on youtube? Is he going to crap his pants on stream?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm late as I was watching Rekieta rake in the bux today (lol Phail).

Oh boy, I can't wait for an hour of quality gameplay!

The action to take is be entertaining. But that takes effort you're not willing to exert.

 

[UaineRunei]

I guess he could program a button to write a beg tweet for him but that's about it.

Nah, too much work. He would just bind one key to the fucking BK chicken sandwich pic, so he can show it to us every day.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Posh english accent vs unplaceable pseudoEastern blue collar drawl.

I'm still convinced that his mother comes from outside of CT, and he talks exactly like her.

So in Phil's latest unhinged rant he demands that people who watch his videos 'on demand' will 'buy in' by getting a membership. There's 'absolutely no reason' why he can't get to 300 members in November to unlock that Christmas begathon. He didn't gain a single member during the stream
Hilarious to me that he is making his yearly Christmas begathon a 'reward' by the way. There is no chance in hell that he would skip that begathon. If he doesn't hit the goal, he'll just make up some excuse and do it anyway. He knows it's always a good source of money.

He's treating it not really as a reward, but as a warning. He's letting his tards know ahead of time to step it up by Christmas or else they can look forward to him doing the begathon anyway but being super fucking grouchy and petty about it. Phil knows damn well that even the pigs would prefer a non-existent stream to one where he's deliberately going out of his way to be as unpleasant as possible. That's exactly what he'll deliver if he doesn't get what he wants.

BTW, this really further cements that Phil actually does value the income he doesn't get immediately, because it's easier for him to lie about how much it is, and it ensures that he can afford his bills AND whale out. He doesn't want his pigs thinking about the monthly checks, but he needs them, so he tries to mask it.