Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
Hm, there haven't been any updates from Corissa's sister on IG. I'm sure things are a lot worse in Baldwin than her free spirit, crunchy granola butt would have ever assumed.

I'm surprised Corissa and J haven't rented a room at a nearby hotel with an indoor pool for a nice little bath at this point. 🤮
what is her sisters ig btw?
 
IIRC, they've got an enclosed back porch, right off the kitchen. They could set that space up as a bathing area, with Juliana's shower stool, and use 5-gallon buckets of hot water to give themselves baths with a washcloth (I think the laundry area is right there, so hot water is available). If there's a utility sink out there, they can hook a sprayer attachment to it instead of using buckets. Hang some curtains up for privacy, include a space heater for cold days, and figure out a means to keep the water contained and channel it outside (a kiddie pool, or plastic sheeting draped over something that would create a raised edge, would do fine). If either is too fat to wash her hair at the kitchen or laundry sink, she can still do it while bent over a bucket, scooping clean water over her head from a second bucket.

There is absolutely no excuse for being as filthy as Corissa has been lately. NONE.

Adult Protective Services can't be bothered with these two, by the way. They aren't considered disabled, aren't dependent upon a caregiver, have a house with working plumbing/hot water, and are legally competent to manage their own affairs. That Corissa chooses to be a filthy slattern when she is capable of working out a means to stay clean is entirely her own doing, and nothing local or state government needs to get involved in.
I just assumed they were hosing each other off out in that expansive backyards of theirs, tbh. How cold does it get in the winter down there?
 
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New Tatmoooooo for J
 
That thing is a fucking mess; it's going to be one blue blob in a couple years. The artist was so sloppy they tried to correct with white ink, and that shit fades almost immediately.

Also, Juliana is fat and filthy; i wouldn't be shocked if this gets infected.
 
That thing is a fucking mess; it's going to be one blue blob in a couple years. The artist was so sloppy they tried to correct with white ink, and that shit fades almost immediately.

Also, Juliana is fat and filthy; i wouldn't be shocked if this gets infected.
The artist seems to be a DYI one @crappy_name is there instagram handle.
 
That thing is a fucking mess; it's going to be one blue blob in a couple years. The artist was so sloppy they tried to correct with white ink, and that shit fades almost immediately.

Also, Juliana is fat and filthy; i wouldn't be shocked if this gets infected.
Shouldn't they be holding off on unnecessary expenditures considering they are about to start renovations and now have a mortgage to pay? I personally would rather spend money on buying home goods for a new home than rush out and get a new tattoo.

Or maybe a membership to the local Y so I could take a shower every now and then. (Don't worry, J, they won't force you to work out first.)
 
I swear to god, neither of these heifers has the first clue how to pick a tattoo artist. There's got to be somebody capable of excellence in their area, even if it means going into Kansas City, but they keep going to scratchers who are mediocre on a good day. I have yet to see anything inked on either of them that is of genuinely high quality; the last two Corissa got (Fat Bitch and the kewpie cowboy) are just straight-up garbage.

In this case, the artist went too heavy on the shading and neglected to leave enough uninked skin for the highlights, so they had to go back in and add white, which looks like shit (especially around the cow's eye). There's a place for white ink in tattoos, but in this case it's being used to make up for the artist's inadequate skills.

I don't even have tattoos; I'm just an old artfag who hates seeing shitty work. The only redeeming thing about this that keeps me from being mad at the internet is that Corissa and Juliana's tatts are on shitty people upon whom real talent would be wasted.
 
I'm probably going to get puzzle pieces or a top hat or similar for this, but I don't understand how JULIANA somehow has such nice teeth?! Her hygiene is fucking atrocious, but her teeth are straight, clean, white, and somehow not rotting out of her head?! But she can't apply basic hygiene to any other aspect of her life?

Are they dentures? Or is this facetuned or photoshopped? Or are her teeth actually ok despite eating mtns of processed shitty fast food, and guzzling gallons of sugary soda?

Don't get me wrong, they aren't perfect by any means and I would not trade my own teeth for hers, but with how filthy she is in that pic, the cleanliness of her teeth shocked the shit out of me.

Especially when you compare them to Corissa's.
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Could someone do up a poll about when they get foreclosed on? I'm gonna say 5 years assuming we don't get hit with another houseing crisis.

Honestly, that seems like an incredibly generous estimate to me. I give them less than a year before shit hits the fan sideways, especially if they sink a ton of money into renovations and then blow up their relationship with whoever is doing them (because let's face it, we know these two won't lift a finger).
 
Honestly, that seems like an incredibly generous estimate to me. I give them less than a year before shit hits the fan sideways, especially if they sink a ton of money into renovations and then blow up their relationship with whoever is doing them (because let's face it, we know these two won't lift a finger)
This is of course also assuming that C's sisters BF is also the slightest bit handy which who knows he could be but like many people have said the amount of work needed to make the house baseline livable is easily tens of thousands if not more.
 
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