Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 793 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,393

"COOKING WITH JACK SHOW - BBQ Pitmaster"

"Then I made a shift into the artist management business. I managed movie directors, country singers and script writers. I did this also for 7 years."

LOL what a grifter. Did anyone at Z Grills fact-check the bio that Fatty sent them?

Jack is as Italian as those guidos on Sopranos.

The people on The Sopranos at least have a sense of their Italian heritage and keep the cultural trappings even if it's just the Americanized dago version. Jack on the other hand is happy to fester in the middle-class mindset of generic product consumption in place of having any real cultural self-identity.
 
To close the loop, Chase from the turkey video is part of the murder church. He left a comment on Jack's video so you can see some videos of him singing and giving his son a haircut. (His sons channels are nothing interesting)
He has a lot of subs to channels. One is called "you suck at cooking" and the directly below it is jack.

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You Suck At Cooking or YSAC, is a great cooking channel. Ironic that the guy watches both it and Jack's channel.
 
What are the chances he's going to do the "perfect rib" explanation gimmick he's been doing lately in each upcoming BBQ Wars video?
He needs to get the homeless man and his child to do it for him since it looks like Tammy is done with helping him on his dead and pointless channel.

But yeah, I can see him tardbabble "Dis is not how you make da reeeebs, look at that mommy-wife, this is how you doit!" in that loud smug tone at the mostly raw food.
 
To close the loop, Chase from the turkey video is part of the murder church. He left a comment on Jack's video so you can see some videos of him singing and giving his son a haircut. (His sons channels are nothing interesting)
He has a lot of subs to channels. One is called "you suck at cooking" and the directly below it is jack.

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You Suck at Cooking is an awesome channel. The guy makes simple foods, has actually written a book on it, and the videos are fucking hilarious.
 
You Suck at Cooking is an awesome channel. The guy makes simple foods, has actually written a book on it, and the videos are fucking hilarious.
YSAC is also a secret musical genius, like fellow YouTube food dude Steve1989.

Maybe Jack could have his son help him with something like the Chocolate Banana Ice Cream Rap. C'mon, you can't let yourself be outdone by a Canadian.
 
Somebody's pwecious feewings have been hurt!! Don't beat Tammy Jr. too hard, Dad Bod!

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YSAC is also a secret musical genius, like fellow YouTube food dude Steve1989.
MRE Steve does music as well? Nice.

Somebody's pwecious feewings have been hurt!! Don't beat Tammy Jr. too hard, Dad Bod!

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And strangely he's got that quote up there. So either he never absorbed the meaning from it because he's a little pussy bitch like his father or he can't stand by his own words.

So which one is it Qtard Cali? Are you a little pussy bitch or just stupid?
 
Somebody's pwecious feewings have been hurt!! Don't beat Tammy Jr. too hard, Dad Bod!

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Hasn’t it been private for at least a few weeks? I thought we were getting the latest pictures and videos because some Kiwi P.I.’s managed to sneak in. And I’ve said this before, but lol at someone that wants to be in the entertainment business privating their insta. That’s not how it works.
 
Hasn’t it been private for at least a few weeks? I thought we were getting the latest pictures and videos because some Kiwi P.I.’s managed to sneak in. And I’ve said this before, but lol at someone that wants to be in the entertainment business privating their insta. That’s not how it works.

I really hope his rap career somewhat takes off. Just enough so that we get some tasty tidbits from this.

Dad Bod Qali, if you're reading this, you aren't a real musician and most likely never will be.
 
Somebody's pwecious feewings have been hurt!! Don't beat Tammy Jr. too hard, Dad Bod!

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This is incredible. Much like your lift Qali, terrible form bitching out like that. Ah yes, and of course the best rappers have private Instagram accounts don't they?

If your feelings have been hurt go shoot a river about it, while you're out maybe have a real man patch those glory holes you punched into the wall of your bedroom. Better yet, have Brianna reach into one of them and see what it feels like to touch a stud for once.
 
"COOKING WITH JACK SHOW - BBQ Pitmaster"

"Then I made a shift into the artist management business. I managed movie directors, country singers and script writers. I did this also for 7 years."

LOL what a grifter. Did anyone at Z Grills fact-check the bio that Fatty sent them?
I'm asking my self how the hell did Jack even made it to being their "Ambassador" given the fact that this guy here is also an Ambassador? Did they just look at Jack's subscriber count and thought "Nah, It'll be fine"?
Rex Burkhead is also a Ambassador.

Somebody's pwecious feewings have been hurt!! Don't beat Tammy Jr. too hard, Dad Bod!

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I'm asking my self how the hell did Jack even made it to being their "Ambassador" given the fact that this guy here is also an Ambassador? Did they just look at Jack's subscriber count and thought "Nah, It'll be fine"?
Rex Burkhead is also a Ambassador.


Mushbrain is no longer listed on their website as an ambassador.
Edit: yes he is, I didn't realize there was an actual page and not just the menu where he isn't listed.
 
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