11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[Absurdity]

Word on the street is after he rolled out from the wreck he stuck his thumb up the tailpipe and sniffed it when he thought no one was looking.

 

[AltisticRight]

To be fair, it was probably the h0xoΓ!488 at the Fan Forum's fault. Someone here h@cked into the traffic lights and turned it red as Ralph was making his legal turn at the crossroads. The same h@x0r probably remotely accessed Ralph's phone and brought up the Autism Thunderdome chat. The FBI has been contacted, Ralph will shart all over himself, Null confirmed living in the Slavic country known as Siberia, capital city Bellgrad, 2 kilometres away from Little Carsar's Pizza. Ralph will break 40k live viewers and stream himself pissing on the grave of the Fan Forum. Nick will be blown to smithereens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Say what you will about Maryland’s shitty ticketing website, they make up for it with the accident scene photos. It’s a miracle they didn’t need the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle.


If the hematoma that spans Ralph’s titties is anything to go by, the one covering his gunt is horrific. His torso must look like a grape with cellulite.

 

[AnOminous]

Say what you will about Maryland’s shitty ticketing website, they make up for it with the accident scene photos. It’s a miracle they didn’t need the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle.

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If the hematoma that spans Ralph’s titties is anything to go by, the one covering his gunt is horrific. His torso must look like a grape with cellulite.

Or a scrotum bruised by a kick from Jackie Chan.

 

[OTView]

Say what you will about Maryland’s shitty ticketing website, they make up for it with the accident scene photos. It’s a miracle they didn’t need the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle.

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If the hematoma that spans Ralph’s titties is anything to go by, the one covering his gunt is horrific. His torso must look like a grape with cellulite.

That second one's from an old Youtube video, though

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That second one's from an old Youtube video, though

File a complaint with the ombudsman of the Maryland Department of Transportation vehicular crime scene forensics website.

In other news, here’s an obituary I missed. You can tell this isn’t OUR Ethan Ralph because this one made the world a better place (not just by dying, I presume).

 

[Victim2988]

File a complaint with the ombudsman of the Maryland Department of Transportation vehicular crime scene forensics website.

In other news, here’s an obituary I missed. You can tell this isn’t OUR Ethan Ralph because this one made the world a better place (not just by dying, I presume).

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The future knows what will happen to demonic children 1, 2 and the legendary third and the consequences for the whole world, that's why joshua moon the II (also called autistic junior) sent an army of T1000 back in time to erase from mankind everybody with the name ethan ralph before he can procreate again. We never saw the other car and the other driver because they merged into a bottle of maker's mark.
They should stop the gunt before it's too late.

 

[Frog Ken]

Come here Faith, uh, I mean May. Time for you to extract daddy's gunt milk. Bring me meth and the whisky.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

look at how gross that nipple is

 

[John Andrews Stan]

look at how gross that nipple is

Yeah because the rest of it looks so appealing lol. Imagine being so thirsty for e-fame that you’d fuck this dickless slob and let him nut a baby in you. May would have suffered less if she’d made a deal with the literal devil.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

this tweet makes me legitimately wonder how much of Nora's stuff he is hanging on to. it' pretty wierd he wouldn't either just return the book or throw it out. It obviously meant soething to him but he felt he couldn't keep it in the house.

Gunt's law: never attribute to emotional development or genuine care that which can be easily explained by laziness and perpetual cope.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

File a complaint with the ombudsman of the Maryland Department of Transportation vehicular crime scene forensics website.

In other news, here’s an obituary I missed. You can tell this isn’t OUR Ethan Ralph because this one made the world a better place (not just by dying, I presume).

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I stumbled upon this other Ethan Ralph obit too and couldn’t believe there were two Ethan Ralph’s with so much in common. Maybe the name is cursed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I stumbled upon this other Ethan Ralph obit too and couldn’t believe there were two Ethan Ralph’s with so much in common. Maybe the name is cursed.

Maybe Ronnie raped and abandoned two Ethans instead of one. He did seem to be quite the seed spreader when he broke loose of Sandra.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph really does need his license taken away. He's too dumb to be allowed to drive. Its high time he purchased a scooty puff and use that to go get his pills and liquor, no one will even question it when they see him riding down the street.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Ralph really does need his license taken away. He's too dumb to be allowed to drive. Its high time he purchased a scooty puff and used that to go get his pills and liquor, no one will even question it when they see him riding down the street.

Mobility Mary style gunt streams would be epic.

 

[Jack Awful]

Ralph's angling for a free t-shirt.

 

[Absurdity]

This is the first official crash from Formula Gunt 2021. He finished last in a one-man race.

 

[Null]

Come here Faith, uh, I mean May. Time for you to extract daddy's gunt milk. Bring me meth and the whisky.

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Is that discoloration altered? I can't find that still with the full tit on display.

 

[Frog Ken]

Is that discoloration altered? I can't find that still with the full tit on display.

I saw it on twitter, here is the post.
Twitter
And here is the image.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Ralph the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

Stop. Ralph's too stupid to even audition for Howard Stern's whack pack. Howard's got standards.