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DSP superfan Jayde, pictured here with known detractor Kevin Nash.
Every time I hear or think of the name Kevin Nash, I keep thinking back to when Phil played WWE 2K15 and he kept saying "Stick the winner. Kevin Nash, stick the winner". That, and how salty he sounded over something involving Kevin Nash that made Phil say "Stick the winner" repeatedly.
3:05:15 if it doesn't work.
 
Also "we" made an agreement to reimburse him for the lost ad revenue (that's like 20 bucks, he can barely break 1k views unless he's doing drama videos)
Some rando in the chat tells Phil that Vice City just ain't the same without Blondie and BOOM his viewers are initiated into a blood oath for tips.
 
This guy is trash.

This is only from THIS WEEK, meaning he averages 1 video a day of complaining and begging.

But the sky isn't falling, and he isn't one to panic.

Also "we" made an agreement to reimburse him for the lost ad revenue (that's like 20 bucks, he can barely break 1k views unless he's doing drama videos)

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Gotta get those views somehow. YT has shown that ALL CAPS titles and catchy thumbnail (in this case people would click just to see if this guy really makes such stupid faces) bring in the views. I think that even DSP now sees the death of his channel on the horizon and this is his way of making a last stand. Just full on clown mode and becoming the thing he always hated aka the muppets. Who knows we might even get hair dyed Phil someday wouldn't that be a sight to behold.
 
Every time I hear or think of the name Kevin Nash, I keep thinking back to when Phil played WWE 2K15 and he kept saying "Stick the winner. Kevin Nash, stick the winner". That, and how salty he sounded over something involving Kevin Nash that made Phil say "Stick the winner" repeatedly.
3:05:15 if it doesn't work.
Phil was legitimately salty over his spirit animal CM Punk getting screwed out of his championship by Kevin Nash, who in the storyline got a text from a mystery man telling him to "stick the winner" (i.e. attack Punk post-match).

Phil, being unfunny and unoriginal, believes that if something is funny once, then it's funny the next 700,000 times, as evidenced by repeating "stick the winner" over and over again.
 
C’mon, man. He’s not paying $70 at the stylist for uneven sideburns. He’s been at that point for years.
It costs so much cause they gotta take extra special care not to rip the rest of his hair out. Whether it's cause he loses it naturally or annoys the barber so much he just yanks it out i leave for you to decide.
 
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It's funny how he mentions YouTube finally came with a solution to comments.

I swear unless I've been Mandela Effected. YouTube did have approval for comments way back in 09. I remember being able to do it on my videos.

Update:

Did some searching and I've come across this from 09:

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It's funny how he mentions YouTube finally came with a solution to comments.

I swear unless I've been Mandela Effected. YouTube did have approval for comments way back in 09. I remember being able to do it on my videos.

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Did some searching and I've come across this from 09:

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This is why DSP will never get better. Said on stream they finally added this. It's been around for nearly 13 years. He refuses to do any research of any kind.
 
Rekieta had like 26k on his livestream today. Dave should have taken him up on that offer to go on his livestream last year and maybe get a few more piggies
Rackets had around 35k yesterday plus a possible paypig was on the stand.
Didn't Metroid Dread get high reviews?

Skip that shit, in favor of a boring ass racing game....awesome idea Phil.

Then again I shouldn't expect this manchild to be able to think without the assistance of his chat.
It's dsp's high review.
 
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This is why DSP will never get better. Said on stream they finally added this. It's been around for nearly 13 years. He refuses to do any research of any kind.

You could also chalk it up to his bloated, gouty ego. He wants to make it seem like he's one of the first to "discover" this new thing and implement it. Of course, if you mention that it's been around since '09, expect a LiMB for cracking his glass ego.
 
I like how salty he was after this. "Well sadly no I won't be able to have a drink tonight, maybe in 2 months when the check comes from YouTube."
The bank leak says otherwise. Poor deflection there Phail.
Phil doxxing another fan.


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He added youtube user 'Jayde Rasmussen' from the chat to his xbox friends list, live during Forza
Wonder why. It's not like they'll play a game together.
DSP is having a good time now before night stream

Sounds about right to me

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For those who wonders what he is really doing now......

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Pretty sure that option has always been there. Plus, you made the conscious decision to not have them yourself.
 
Guys, please, just 9 more pages and we'll reach the pages goal and I'll give you all the reward of, uhh, being able to keep posting in this thread!

I know we can do it together! We have THOUSANDS of people who come to this thread every day! One post from each one of you is enough!

It's not mandatory, of course. But maybe Null will downgrade this board to just one thread and it'll all be because of you. Yes, you! But it's not mandatory nor is it expected, it's okay if you just come to chill in chat and never post anything ITT like some retarrr, I mean, some great detractors do.

But please post.
Okay, everyone, I'm gonna be 100% upfront and honest with you.

We had a whole stream and we got, what? *checks pages counter* 4 PAGES!? Wow, what happened? I don't know what's going on! I'm loving this thread and any idiot who doesn't post here can suck a turd right out of my gaping asshole!

Look, posts are not expected nor are they apprecia-, I mean, they are appreciated! So please post! Today is my day ahff, but I still need your posts! People say they love this thread and its content is great! So stop sperging about OIC in his thread and talk about ME! HEREEEE!
 
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