Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[wdymbro]

A new fat on the go has been posted.

Jack's "concern" over her having a pineapple allergy (aka just making fun of her for having one) and then worrying if she pukes he might have to make the video have a warning was the only thing that stuck out to me on this bland review. Another home run, Jack.

 

[salmonellajack]

 

[rubytintedchix]

Did you guys catch on that he said he was at Cracker Barrel earlier (I am assuming for breakfast) and then they are eating out again for lunch?

Diet? What diet? Sanford who?

 

[raticate]

rockin that pre finasteride GLOW all the christian rappers have these days

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Deep fried chicken, easily some of the heaviest looking pizza slices I’ve ever seen in my life, a pulled pork sandwich, plus who knows what else this repulsive lard ass pile-drove down his fat throat … by Sanford.
I’m sure his “coach” Macy will be proud

Qali your new haircut makes you look 15 so honestly good for appealing to your would-be suitors.

It’s apparent That Boy California will be balding by the time he’s 29 like his old man was, judging by the size of that huge spot.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Ok boomer

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

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Ok boomer

Jack is literally the last person on earth who should be commenting on women's bodies or reusing material.

Or anything, actually.

 

[Compositesludge]

Alien: What is this man called Jack Scalfani?
Me: He's a man who ruins food in front of a camera and thinks he's a cook. Also he eats everything in sight and thinks he's on a keto diet even though he weighs as much as a small walrus.
Alien: sounds brainless
Me: He is. That's what makes him funny.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Ok boomer

Jack should be the last one talking about reusing routines when he steals recipes from others while acting like they are his and reuploads old videos for no reason

 

[Scalphoney]

qFag Cali in school shooter mode again I see…

Wonder if he’ll release a final rap song on YouTube before he sets off on his shooting spree. He could get Jack to join him and they could both go down in flames together but to be honest I think Jack’s trigger pulling days are over.

I guess Jack could be his human shield though - would give him at least 30 minutes of protection before a bullet went all the way through his massive body.

Not gonna happen though - Jack’s far too selfish to do anything for anyone else. He’d probably make Tammy do it instead. Would still give Junior about 20 minutes though now she’s morbidly obese again.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Qali's love of conspiracy pilled Christian rap would be great if he tried to imitate it but instead he just raps about how mean people are to his dad.

 

[boxybum]

A new fat on the go has been posted.

These Jackonthego videos are so fucking pointless now. I swear he is just doing this as some kind of tax write off just to have an excuse to eat out every day. His review consists of him saying mmm that's good, tastes like a pizza to everything. No one gives a shit about the napkins on the table or the salt and pepper shakers. Then he records everyone and everything like he owns the place, doesn't even ask if people are okay with being in his shitty video. The extreme lack of effort is apparent in this one. Also what the hell is up with his eyes all bulging out like he has some kind of thyroid disease?

Also at 8:27 it was pretty cringe when he started forcing Janette to eat the spicy chicken. She apparently hates spicy food. When she took the skin off Jack says COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUS in a way that you can't tell if he is joking or not. He seems to be genuinely upset that she didn't like burning the shit out of her mouth with spicy food the same as he does.

 

[Asperchewy]

Absolute

Disgust

I fucking hate the both you.

 

[John Carmack]

Qali your new haircut makes you look 15 so honestly good for appealing to your would-be suitors.

He legit looks like a younger Moviebob.

 

[Aaway]

A new fat on the go has been posted.

that pizza looks exactly like the frozen kind you can get at the 99 cent store. everything they ate looked terrible and tasteless, but of course it gets an A from jack because it's all you can eat

i did a little research on the place and apparently pizza ranch is a chain with hundreds of locations in the midwest. because of course these boomers can't eat anywhere that's not a chain. i also discovered that one of the co-founders was sentenced to prison in 2001 for sexually abusing male teen employees and offering them money in exchange for semen samples. right up jack's alley!

 

[densedance]

Is he living in his bubble word or is he artistic authistic retarded? Why would he think anyone would give a fuck about those ultra mediocre "review" videos? Who gives a shit about this strip mall food places? As some of you guys allready said, probably tax reasons to satisfy his fatass. Does he need these videos as some type of proof, like a receipt?

 

[Aaway]

looks like YT is doing away with dislikes. the dislike button will still be there, but only the uploader will be able to see the # of dislikes on each video

a big W for dat fag Qali!

 

[Comma]

you know it's gonna be good when the video opens with this

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The way his food always comes out of the oven looking like something that bled to death will never stop to amaze me. Shit looks like a murder scene.

 

[CIS White Droid]

These Jackonthego videos are so fucking pointless now. I swear he is just doing this as some kind of tax write off just to have an excuse to eat out every day. His review consists of him saying mmm that's good, tastes like a pizza to everything. No one gives a shit about the napkins on the table or the salt and pepper shakers. Then he records everyone and everything like he owns the place, doesn't even ask if people are okay with being in his shitty video. The extreme lack of effort is apparent in this one. Also what the hell is up with his eyes all bulging out like he has some kind of thyroid disease?View attachment 2705416
Also at 8:27 it was pretty cringe when he started forcing Janette to eat the spicy chicken. She apparently hates spicy food. When she took the skin off Jack says COME ON ARE YOU SERIOUS in a way that you can't tell if he is joking or not. He seems to be genuinely upset that she didn't like burning the shit out of her mouth with spicy food the same as he does.

Spoiler: XXX Rated Jackbang

 

[Adamska]

The way his food always comes out of the oven looking like something that bled to death will never stop to amaze me. Shit looks like a murder scene.

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Overcooked on the thinnest of strips, burned due to the sugars in all but it seems the pork and steak rub, and that steak is fucking mooing still, not even blue. Signs strongly point to him putting it under roasting or broiling temperatures.

Also it was telling when I watched this shitty video last night the reason he looked forward to the steak rub and chinese rubs were those were the largest hunks of meat. As for the thin strips, I suspect that was Jack actually trying to take the hater's comments seriously, or more likely trying to copy Rob. Jack is a manbaby who seems to prefer visual media and hatewatching rather than hatereading after all.