Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Yes Lucas, we are all sure that you will die alone, fat, and sad. Missing a few toes, and indignantly cursing the Gen Z baes who could have saved you.
Shes calmly asking why it's ok for him to want a fit woman,, but not ok for her to want a fit man, and he's already calling her weightist for not wanting to give up her phone number.
He's dated fat women; so she should date fat men.
 
"Dance of the Telomeres" was a board-game-shaped expression of Lucas's ideal society, where the government kidnapped gen-z women and gen-x men and forced them to engage in a fake Prom.
Lucas is absolutely the kind of misogynistic manbaby that believes in state-mandated girlfriends.
This stupid meme is just another instance where Lucas insults humongous groups of people (guys just like, stop with all the rape hahaha!) as the pettiest form of vengeance against all males for not rolling up in front of Mallon Place with a girl tied up in the trunk.
What a dumbfuck hypocrite.
He has stated before that he believes there should be a government-run dating service for exceptional people like him.
 
He hasn't dated obese women, he's dated 1 woman, Suzanne and because she was overweight the manipulative POS Freak is trying to use that to corner jennalbatross and is now calling her "weightist" and "prejudice".

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For a moment I thought this was a Klikitat post, but nope, Lucas really said this unironically.
Thanks Lucas, my day WILL be a little bit nicer knowing you're THAT detestable to the point your own family does nothing to assist you in your abysmally exceptional lifestyle.

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LOL christ

You missed the best part of the millionaire post on YouTube. He captioned it with "appreciate me"
 
He hasn't dated obese women, he's dated 1 woman, Suzanne and because she was overweight the manipulative POS Freak is trying to use that to corner jennalbatross and is now calling her "weightist" and "prejudice".

Continuing followup comments from @LightEmittingDiode post.

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Doesn't Miss Albatross know that Lucas is never wrong? He's a paragon of virtue; we're just lucky to have his example as a shining beacon of moral behavior to try and pattern our own sad little lives after.

Seriously, though, "Do as I say, not as I do" should be chiseled into his tombstone. Lucas is the ne plus ultra of hypocrites.
 
I’m waiting for someone to reply that he’s too thin or young for them, they only like very fat men over 55.
asian zoomer bae with a sumo wrestler fetish. lucas would eagerly stuff himself like a turkey if he thought it would get him a little girl

mothman96 said:
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Surprise surprise, lucas is overtly trying to manipulate a woman by saying 'you're not a weightist are you?' with the clear intent to try to guilt her into giving him her number. Thats right up there with creepy black guys trying to manipulate white women by saying 'you aren't racist are you?' if they aren't interested in them. Major red flag for abusive and manipulative attitudes. Its also the exact same kind of mentality that led him to bounce the steps at his fartbox trying to blackmail imaginary drug dealers into giving him an underage girl. You're not criminals are you? Well I might look the other way and not report you if you give me one of your underage clients....
 
So, what happened to "I want a job". He's back trying to sell himself as the stay at home doing the housekeeping and cooking which we know he fails at both too.

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Again: zero consistency, zero idealism. Everything is just the next scheme with Lucas

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Think he'll get her sarcasm? I honestly have my doubts. He's thick as pigshit.
 
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For a moment I thought this was a Klikitat post, but nope, Lucas really said this unironically.
Thanks Lucas, my day WILL be a little bit nicer knowing you're THAT detestable to the point your own family does nothing to assist you in your abysmally exceptional lifestyle.

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LOL christ
It's comical how he tries to talk and act like some cool young flatbilled Chad whe he is totally NOT.
 
So, what happened to "I want a job". He's back trying to sell himself as the stay at home doing the housekeeping and cooking which we know he fails at both too.

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Nobody is ever going to believe that he can adequately manage household chores and cooking. He can barely manage his own personal hygiene and rotting feet, and we’ve all seen the videos of his “cooking.”

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At least he can try to lure in the Zoomers by bragging about the fortune he obviously won’t inherit. But it’s also classist to care about your partner’s financial status. But you should totally date Lucas because of his estranged wealthy parents.
 
Lucas has had a room to sit in, he spends all

"Dance of the Telomeres" was a board-game-shaped expression of Lucas's ideal society, where the government kidnapped gen-z women and gen-x men and forced them to engage in a fake Prom.
Lucas is absolutely the kind of misogynistic manbaby that believes in state-mandated girlfriends.
This stupid meme is just another instance where Lucas insults humongous groups of people (guys just like, stop with all the rape hahaha!) as the pettiest form of vengeance against all males for not rolling up in front of Mallon Place with a girl tied up in the trunk.
What a dumbfuck hypocrite.
It also involved soda, he wanted the older men to drink soda with the underage girls, then dance, then fuck pre teen pussy.
 
Nobody is ever going to believe that he can adequately manage household chores and cooking. He can barely manage his own personal hygiene and rotting feet, and we’ve all seen the videos of his “cooking.”

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At least he can try to lure in the Zoomers by bragging about the fortune he obviously won’t inherit. But it’s also classist to care about your partner’s financial status. But you should totally date Lucas because of his estranged wealthy parents.
How did his parents become so wealthy they are up in the top 1%. Oh yea, capitalism. So, so wealthy they left the Freak to rot in the street. Now they are leaving him to rot in a bottom level nursing home. What did his oh so wealthy parents, and here just his mom and stepdad get him for his birthday, that's right a $25 white box to keep his entertained as if he were a kid.

The level of deceit the Freak will use to try to make himself viable to date.
 
I wish you could comment with pictures on Instagram. I would love to post the picture from when he turned Suzanne’s kitchen in to a slop cavern and she left him a note to clean the disgusting microwave on the post he made about “men doing the chores”.
I haven’t seen this photo, but I can only imagine… Lucas strikes me as someone who would live in filth if his daycare centers didn’t have people who cleaned up after him.
 
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