Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AMHOLIO]

Wedge is whining as usual

It says something that even minimum wage Wisconsinites know that nonbinary means chick 90% of the time. Wild.

They are really going at it with the stream... The other Tranchers keep taking turns coming on and they are all actively answering questions from the chat. I think this is the most Kevin I think I've seen in one continuous video. Apparently they're going to keep going through the whole game today. Someone has to go through all this later and compile some highlights for the thread. There's some great stuff in there so far!

Please, I can't stand hearing Kevin's voice. Knowing his tweets makes anything he says give me the creeps.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Penny is getting fat as fuck. Those ranch boys are eating good.

 

[ash9990]

Found a familiar face on TiA.

link https://archive.md/gT6Rh

Spoiler: Comments. Kevin is a pedo

Autopedophilia. Kevin seems to have hit the paraphilia bingo.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Please, I can't stand hearing Kevin's voice. Knowing his tweets makes anything he says give me the creeps.

At least he's not doing his ultra-feminine woman voice, but I imagine that takes a lot of effort to keep up with. It's true that his voice is awful and the constant grifting is insufferable, but I think the most horrifying thing here is that Kevin is wearing his eternity collar on stream.

 

[AGPinochet]

they're going to keep going through the whole game today.

It's not like that they have animals to neglect or anything

 

[Old Fart]

That am hole doesn't look like anything.

I mean that literally. It genuinely looks like there is nothing there. I'll put that in the OP when I'm done laughing.

Let's all thank our respective gods that it doesn't look like one of the SRS thread horrors. Kevin's snatch looks more like a muslim woman who has been infibulated (I know some people are going to google that, Don't).

I'm cheering because I've been saying there was scar tissue for ages. And he has changed up the story. He has literally said he has lost no depth in a previous tweet.

After following the SRS thread, I was also convinced that scar tissue was the most probable cause, especially since he suffered from wound dehiscence. But it just lost depth. Kevin wants the Amhole, but the Amhole rejects Kevin. That's how bad it is.

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Neither can we, Kevin, neither can we.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Stream update: Jen just came on and is also wearing an eternity collar. Is it just me, or is he almost as ugly as Kevin?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Kevin doesn't have much going for him, but at least he has a roughly normal-shaped human skull, which is more than you can say for Jen.

 

[lamp shade]

Stream update: Jen just came on and is also wearing an eternity collar. Is it just me, or is he almost as ugly as Kevin?
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He and Kevin never take those off. It’s a larp to pretend to be sexual with Phil. I think Phil wears the keys or something, if I remember correctly.

Michael and Kevin are both hideous in their own ways. One cannot top the other, figuratively or literally.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Hell, how do you even bond with your friends

There’s where that statement is wrong. Kevin has no actual friends, just horny hangers-on, looking to ride his tiny bit of twitter fame.

 

[Hitman One]

Stream update: Jen just came on and is also wearing an eternity collar. Is it just me, or is he almost as ugly as Kevin?
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I can literally smell the shit from this picture, and I don't mean from the Alpaca.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Idek about you guys, but I pretty much only feel lonely when SO is at work. Pretty much never when they're there, in person, mere inches away from me or my hand. How hard is it to open your face and make words while reaching for their hand, Kevin? Hell, how do you even bond with your friends if you have zero idea how to bond with people you supposedly fuck romantically?

-You know I'm only asking because I'm jealous while trapped in my non-magical and unsatisfactory cis relationship.

ETA- added extra question, if it's not too bold.

I believe the answer is found in the fact that you assume Kevin and co. make friends for the same reason any else of us would. You or I probably make friends out of sharing common interests and wanting to spend time or learn more about the other person, help each other out when times get hard and improve life mutually, and other gay shit like that.

Kevin and his deranged circus of tranny psychos make “friends” so that they can fulfill each others fetishes and constantly surround themselves with deviancy and people just as coom-brained as themselves, especially if it means achieving their high gender euphoria. All of them are too narcissistic and self-obsessed to ever even grasp the idea of a friendship without any strings attached, or the idea of caring for someone unconditionally. You can see it in the way they’ll all IMMEDIATELY cut off people they’ve claimed to basically love at the slightest hint of being “problematic” (not giving Kevvie and the other AGP degenerates constant 24/7 asspats and ERP/lewd talk.)

The lack of even understanding the idea of actual companionship is, IMHO, one of the core reasons that most of these filthy fucks end up absolutely miserable and hating life. Because once everyone’s finished cooming and patting each other’s asses, suddenly there’s nothing. Silence. Just Kevvy, his toys, and a hairy shitpit where his dick used to be.

 

[Shotgun Sexual]

i love this clip. the grift, followed into the immediate kev declaring he is a girl, to the awkward eye contact. the shirt he wore for a week without washing from a furry con seals the deal for me tbh.
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[Eggman's Ghost]

Kevin is live with Ash Coyote on the latter's channel right now! Looks like the streamer arc may come to be after all (albiet on somone else's channel because he is too lazy to make his own). Penny was on earlier and they were talking about the ranch (it's supposed to be a charity stream for the ranch basically), but Ash and Kevin are just playing Undertale now. Not sure I can stomach this manchild exceptional individual doing autistic voices over a game I genuinely like, the cringeworthiness and autism is just off the charts.

Lol the second I tuned in Ash was scolding Kevin for talking over him while he was trying to plug the gofundme

It's amazing how feminine Ash looks next to the hulking tranchers

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I can't be the only one amused by the fact the amhole will have to get repaired by a robot.

I have a simple mind and imagine a Transformer doing the job.

Something something, roll out.

I don’t know why but I think the whole robot line might just be a copout from the doctor to try and put kevin off pursuing getting it “fixed“.

New suspicion: Kevin thinks that tweeting about dilating counts as dilating.
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Kevin: “back to dilating twice a day ”
Other post-op troons “wait you went already doing that?”.

Also hold up. Does Kevin say that he needs a dilate so he doesn’t lose MORE depth? So it’s still shrinking?

Spoiler: moobs, gunt, and amhole

Spoiler: another spoiler for our friends who click without reading

vomit

I have soliloquy’ed in the past about how absolutely fucked kevin‘s ax wound is, looking at this latest picture I think I was being too nice.

It looks like somebody put a white phosphorus grenade inside a real vagina and set it off. I normally joke it looks like somebody kicked a potato into a car exhaust but honestly that couldn’t happen because it looks like it’s sealed shut.

less than a fucking day since he acknowledged us while talking about his closed up hole, and he posts pictures of it. complete with thigh acne and obvious ballsack skin. so feminine. can't tell if its magnum cope or just stupidity.

Its cope all the way down. Kevin deliberately tailors his Twitter experience to make sure there’s absolutely zero negative things on it. This is important for him because then whenever he needs his simpees he can quickly get them.

Kevin is live with Ash Coyote on the latter's channel right now! Looks like the streamer arc may come to be after all (albiet on somone else's channel because he is too lazy to make his own). Penny was on earlier and they were talking about the ranch (it's supposed to be a charity stream for the ranch basically), but Ash and Kevin are just playing Undertale now. Not sure I can stomach this manchild exceptional individual doing autistic voices over a game I genuinely like, the cringeworthiness and autism is just off the charts.

This shit is beyond party. I clicked the link randomly and it’s just Penny explaining all the different ways you can give the ranch money.
Also Penny encourages anyone to email him and arrange day trips to the ranch to go hang out and pet alpacas. I guess they sorted out that whole right wing death squad problem they were having right guys?
Oh and they are 10% towards a goal for $10,000 which they need to survive the winter.

 

[one_time_user]

it looks like a giant Idaho potato that dried up and then got soggy from rot.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Amazing

So i just opened up the stream and rolled it back to exactly one hour in,Its penny and Kevvie,Penny is talking about how they have a project for an additional ranch on the horizon(Funding dependent tho, PLZ DONTATE) ,then another one in Texas and another one in Oregon aswell

The ultimate goal is to set up a network of queer havens across the US

Following this is a clarification "We're not struggling to take care of the animals,we just do fundraisers to help us take care of the animals" followed by nervous laughter


(im not able to to clip YT streams for some reason )

 

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Found a familiar face on TiA.
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link https://archive.md/gT6Rh

Spoiler: Comments. Kevin is a pedo

Autopedophilia. Kevin seems to have hit the paraphilia bingo.
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Kevin being recognized just by content and avatar alone always tickles me.

 

[homewayhalf]

How tf can he barely fit a pinky into that gigantic slit lmao

 

[barbie meat]

I think Phil wears the keys or something, if I remember correctly.

As far as I am aware, if it's an eternity collar, there are no keys and it cannot be removed, hence the name. It's only for the most serious of BDSM relationships that are meant to be lifelong. This is one reason I hope Kevin keeps getting fatter forever cuz that's the funniest ending.

Edit: nm I googled it, most have keys to remove it for safety, but yeah it's meant to be worn forever. If you're in a place where it's inappropriate to show your BDSM collar, just wear a higher neckline– but we know that's too much to ask of him.