Orbiter đŸ´ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĂŠe Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Admit it, this is Ralph’s true soulmate, the Squeaky to his Charlie. Maybe she can take care of the baby while May wage slaves to support the throuple. Don’t worry May, they won’t have intercourse unless you’re present (but blowies aren’t off limits).
 

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More exclusive paparazzi pics from the luxurious birthday celebration Ethan put together for May. (They’re from AZT, the TMZ of Ethan’s sector.) Looks like she had a great time!

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May might not have her baby gunt yet but the facial weight gain (and acne) should ensure she stays off our screens for a long time. That choker will be hanging on for dear life.

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I wonder what pregnancy will do to May’s dental situation. I wouldn’t be shocked if she shelled out for Botox to fix her excessive gums before she bought health insurance or paid for prenatal genetic testing. There’s no hope for those teeth unless she goes full Boogie and gets dentures.

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AZT also found an old Twitter account of hers and I had to laugh at this foreshadowing:

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Is this why she started going by May instead of Amanda? You can trot or canter, but you can’t hide, Ms. Morris.

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She’s getting dressage braids done today in anticipation of her fancy birthday dinner out with Ralph tonight. They can fume together about Racket’s dominating and raping Ralph’s sphere. Very romantic.
 
I think Faith's story of not really knowing who the dad is because Ralph kept her drunk is bullshit... but damn, May making that "joke" long before Faith said that really does make Faith's story just a tad more believable.
Thing is even if Ralph kept her unconsciously drunk 24/7, even if Faith didn't know how many different dicks were in her, Ralph would know. Which is why the jab at Ralph that he might not be father is stupid. Ralph of all people would have known if there was a chance he wasn't.
 
Ralph of all people would have known if there was a chance he wasn't.
Yes, when I think of a sober, reliable narrator of questionable events, I think of Gunt.

In all seriousness: If he was giving in to his documented fetish for interracial sex and watching women get nailed by BBC, he might not know either.
 
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More exclusive paparazzi pics from the luxurious birthday celebration Ethan put together for May. (They’re from AZT, the TMZ of Ethan’s sector.) Looks like she had a great time!

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May might not have her baby gunt yet but the facial weight gain (and acne) should ensure she stays off our screens for a long time. That choker will be hanging on for dear life.

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I wonder what pregnancy will do to May’s dental situation. I wouldn’t be shocked if she shelled out for Botox to fix her excessive gums before she bought health insurance or paid for prenatal genetic testing. There’s no hope for those teeth unless she goes full Boogie and gets dentures.

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AZT also found an old Twitter account of hers and I had to laugh at this foreshadowing:

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If she's pregnant why is it her face that's gaining weight? Also she looks 50.
 
Ralph better take Pantsu out for an epic belated Birthday dinner tonight. She’s pretty much all Gunty has left:

Son: Paper Aborted
Freedom: likely ending in January
Car: Crashed
Home: Rented
Secure Server: Done
Friendships: None
Enemies: Countless
Killstream: botted to hit 500
Savings: drained
 
I mean, Dax Herrera has been outed as being a fan of sucking other guys’ dicks. Does Ralph have a thing for other dudes too? If so, him voluntarily going to Pound Town with May suddenly makes sense. Bitch has more Y chromosomes than the Killstream subscriber list.
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What new madness is this?
When the fuck did this happen lol?
 
Ralph better take Pantsu out for an epic belated Birthday dinner tonight. She’s pretty much all Gunty has left:

Son: Paper Aborted
Freedom: likely ending in January
Car: Crashed
Home: Rented
Secure Server: Done
Friendships: None
Enemies: Countless
Killstream: botted to hit 500
Savings: drained
Parents: Dead
Felted: Always
 
Ralph better take Pantsu out for an epic belated Birthday dinner tonight. She’s pretty much all Gunty has left:

Son: Paper Aborted
Freedom: likely ending in January
Car: Crashed
Home: Rented
Secure Server: Done
Friendships: None
Enemies: Countless
Killstream: botted to hit 500
Savings: drained
Are you magic?
Literally 10 minutes after you posted that.
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If only she’d cover the upper two-thirds of her face, too.
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What new madness is this?
When the fuck did this happen lol?
Jamie Lynn Hughes said Dax loved to get pegged as well as suck strap-ons worn by JLH and Marie, and that Marie busted him messaging some guy, making arrangements for him (Dax) to suck the guy’s dick at Burning Man. I guess that’s where Dax did a lot of his sloppy top knob slobbering. I’m not clear on all the Juju the cow lore and its origins though so someone else will need to fill in that blank. Dax has never denied any of this, BTW.
 
I agree. Ralph’s lucky that May shares his spiteful pride. Pantsu can’t tolerate Digibro, Mint Salad and Faith all being right (and KF laughing) over her ruining her life by hooking up with Ralph.

She also has the very serious problem of being pregnant so she will keep relatively quiet and go along with the “love of my life” facade. In her mind it saves her from public humiliation for the moment. (We are dealing with a woman who didn’t think dating Ralph was the apex of public humiliation in the first place.)

They might patch up things for awhile and try to keep this nightmare relationship on life support until the baby is born.

Their brief honeymoon period is definitely over. Shit got real and Pantsu finally realizes how fucked she is. She has to figure out how to detach from Ralph before she goes down the toilet with him and he is definitely the guy who will do his utmost take her down with him. She also has the major problem of how she’s going to care for an infant next year. She will hold some degree of delusion that Ralph will get his shit together once the baby arrives. Lol.

For now we get the equivalent of the band playing tunes on the deck of the Titanic.

Oh, I think “accidentally” getting pregnant was definitely part of her plan but she’s realized to late it was a very, very bad plan. She could not tolerate Faith being the only baby mama in Ralph’s life.

Maybe she thought Ralph would rise to the occasion and things would change, but instead he’s rocketing to the bottom faster than ever and she realizes she’s fucked. Just like Faith, May thought Ralph would stop being Ralph because she was pregnant. His empty lip service might give them that impression. But Ralph wisely opted to devote his time and money to gambling instead.

She is stuck with him to some extent till the baby is born. I mean she obviously had almost no options if she ended up with Ralph in the first place. She is the type who will stick around a guy in abject misery rather than be alone anyway, but needs a new dick to hop on before leaving the old.

She will give up on the foolish trad life farce, but will at least do a quiet Tammy Wynette on SM till Ralph makes even that intolerable.
Actually speaking about the Honeymoon period being over- they didn't even have their wedding yet, did they? I know planning a wedding is sometimes more complicated than planning a military coup but it's been months with no formal plan or set date in sight. If I proposed to a woman and she said yes I would be trying to help her any way I could plan a specific date with symbolism like Pascha or something, try to figure out where the ceremony would be held, what kind of ceremony it would be (whether religious or secular- and if it was going to be a traditional religious ceremony what kind of religious ceremony), when to file the paperwork for the marriage licence, when to plan the Bridal shower, what kinds of places to go for the honeymoon- and (last but not least), how to pay for everything. Ralph doesn't have any family left that would be willing to chip-in for the wedding- and I doubt May is still on good terms with her parents.

This is probably a really stupid question too- but with the whole America First "fake christian" thing the both of them are doing do we even know what kind of churches Ralph and Pantsu go to or were born and raised in? Is Ralph non-denominational or Southern Baptist or some shit? Because alot of times mixed-faith marriages cause alot of problems during the planning process of the wedding (alot of christian churches squabble over who qualifies as a "real christian" more often than jews of the worst sort and will refuse to perform weddings for people marrying outside their denomination- ex. Catholic marrying a Protestant, Orthodox marrying a Catholic, LDS marrying anybody outside of the Mormon church, etc). Depending on the church this might even result in excommunication.
 
Ralph better take Pantsu out for an epic belated Birthday dinner tonight. She’s pretty much all Gunty has left:

Son: Paper Aborted
Freedom: likely ending in January
Car: Crashed
Home: Rented
Secure Server: Done
Friendships: None
Enemies: Countless
Killstream: botted to hit 500
Savings: drained
Don’t forget about the most recent one.

Bus: Delayed as usual due to Niggers
 
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What new madness is this?
When the fuck did this happen lol?

If only she’d cover the upper two-thirds of her face, too.

Jamie Lynn Hughes said Dax loved to get pegged as well as suck strap-ons worn by JLH and Marie, and that Marie busted him messaging some guy, making arrangements for him (Dax) to suck the guy’s dick at Burning Man. I guess that’s where Dax did a lot of his sloppy top knob slobbering. I’m not clear on all the Juju the cow lore and its origins though so someone else will need to fill in that blank. Dax has never denied any of this, BTW.
 
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