Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[SCSI]

Jeff K.'s h4xx0ring in heaven now. RIP Lowtax, wish you'd never met the Ambien Walrus and fucked up your life. SA was a cozy place 1999-2004, spent too many hours playing gloriously shitty Falsh games and laughing at the fictional antics of Jeff K., Leonard J. Crabs, and the rest of the cast (god damn the sheer number of idiots who thought Crabs was a real lawyer and would send him C&Ds).

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Russel Greer is already typing up the supplemental filing. “They’ve KILLED AGAiN!”

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

UHHH-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

 

[Shart]

Obituary or nah? I'm late and gay.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Lowax is actually a very sad story all things considered, if not outright a very first example of an internet burnout. A testament to how laziness can destroy even a sure thing. He was offered millions for SA and turned it down because it wasn't enough in comparison to eBaum.
He could have sold then, or he could have been a responsible owner and kept his hand on the reigns, but nope, laziness won the day. Greed fucked him all the way. He figured his 200k+ a year would be forever and bought insane cars instead of realizing it may not be permanent, an all too common tale that still persists with "Youtube is my job" type entities.

 

[John Furrman]

Never was there a tale of more woe / than Lowtax murdered by a tranny ho

 

[Butter]

Jeff K.'s h4xx0ring in heaven now. RIP Lowtax, wish you'd never met the Ambien Walrus and fucked up your life. SA was a cozy place 1999-2004, spent too many hours playing gloriously shitty Falsh games and laughing at the fictional antics of Jeff K., Leonard J. Crabs, and the rest of the cast (god damn the sheer number of idiots who thought Crabs was a real lawyer and would send him C&Ds).

Sounds like me. Never been a goon, as in a member of the forums, but I enjoyed the content when I was a teenager/early twenties guy.

SA, stile project... There must be so many more that i just can't remember right now.

But dude really shaped internet and internet humor. He was at one point super important. Definitely has left a legacy, albeit a besmirched one.

I feel for his family and wish him a peaceful rest.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Zoe Quinn worked with Lowtax recently.
Now he is dead.
Coincidence?

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

 

[Neil]

Fucking hell I couldn't agree more. This year feels like the culling with the amount of cows we're losing.
Whether it's death or the justice system, no one is safe anymore.

It's like some overdue Karma wave. Every lolcow is funny in part because of how they somehow keep avoiding serious consequences for their actions and keep doing stupid shit with no real severe reprecussions. But somehow, once the clock struck 12 AM Jan 1st 2021, suddenly the universe started making them play by the same rules everyone else does.

 

[daddydeath42069]

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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Wait...is that Zoey Quinn? if it is, why does she look like a wine aunt now? you'd figure the souls of the people she suicides would give her a more youthful appearance.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

 

[Look over there]

I remember in the early 2000s. Some dude I useful to hang around with asked me some gay shit like does your house have stairs. I answered saying like whatever. Later, I found he had actually paid money to post on a website full of faggots. Unsurprising, he was always a loser.

If you're a goon, you're a fucking idiot.

 

[Pissmaster]

If anyone lives near Lee's Summit, please craft a bouquet of CD-Rs all with your favorite Linux distros burned onto them so he can have the most hiphop bouquet in the graveyard

 

[YMB]

Condolences or perhaps congratulations to those of you who followed this particular lolcow.

 

[AllMightyCow]

 

[I don't like jews]

This is what you get for banning me for making fun of you 8 years ago

fuck you

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Guys, I just found some info of the most recent Tranny prostitute he hooked up with. It was actually this morning and it appears to be the last person he came into contact with. I don't have any more leads except for a photo I found by chance in his discord and the name s/he goes by, possibly a stage name: Samantha Hayden.

Spoiler: The hooker

I couldn't find any more info. You guys have any thoughts?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Not to powerlevel but my dad was an alcoholic absentee father and I felt more relief when he died than anything else. No more what-ifs, no more guilting myself for not trying to engage with him. I hope if nothing else his kids can gain closure, and no longer have to sit around and wonder if he'll ever step up to the plate.

"Kid's your Daddy died as he lived, doing what he loved. Every drug known to man surrounded by Tranny Hookers" Yeah I can see that offering some closure.

 

[Xarpho]

I remember messaging him about his fight with Uwe Boll. Sad story but did he die from some sort of alcohol/drugs or something involving trannies/sex? Or did he an hero?

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

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This has all the spite and acid of being told your father (the man who left for cigarettes as a kid while 2Pac played in the background) got hit by a train.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

XenForo in the sky

An old lowtax went trooning out
One dark and PayPal day
Upon the mods he rested
As he pilled up all day

When all at once a fatty herd
Of dumb ass troons he saw

I got nothing else. RIP