Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Attractive Sexhaver]

In keeping with his wishes, Ozma, Fragmaster and Geist Editor will be interred alive with Lowtax, so they can mod for him in the afterlife.

 

[Glowie]

You might own the site
Or be one of the jannies
But sooner or later
You sleep with the trannies

Dead inside living with a pus oozing gash or genuine worm food. Even failures at life deserve euthanasia instead of prolonged suffering.

Time to take the old yeller behind the shed before he starts popping HRT and forthing by the mouth

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Pictured: The afterlife. Hotlinked because I'm having trouble uploading large GIFs.

e: fuck this site doesn't like large GIFs https://files.catbox.moe/u9sz5t.gif

 

[haunted vagina]

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Lived just long enough to get cucked out of his own site, pretty sad tbh.
May you collect 10 bux from sweaty nerds in the afterlife

 

[Merrick]

I really only know him for the Peppermint Patty/Pixelbee horseshit on YouTube in the early 2000s: his video response was kind of funny.

It's funny that his creation turned against him and destroyed him in the end. It's like a more pathetic Frankenstein. Now let's hope the creation offs itself.

 

[Crab Zone]

Lowtax was a moron who squandered his potential of being an actual "internet titan", that's his legacy.

I am no Lowtax simp but if he actually lived up to that potential wouldn't you just call him a sellout? If he was running a massive social media company or digital media empire would you be calling him an internet titan or thinking about him like Zuck, Dorsey, the fine bros ect.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Lowtax is dead. One day Moot will be dead. One day Null will be dead. One day Chris will be dead. What then, lads? What then?

If you think we have a lot of autists to keep track of in the generation of toonami anime and comic books just wait until the "I got my first iPad when I was 3" generation is of age

 

[Wyald]

Internet:
"How did Lowtax die?"

Lowtax family:

 

[Gangster Talk]

I really only know him for the Peppermint Patty/Pixelbee horseshit on YouTube in the early 2000s: his video response was kind of funny.

Holy shit that is an internet drama deep cut

 

[Fish Boss]

still laughin at how poorly his life choices went compared to the penny arcade guys

or hell even ctrol alt delete

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Y'all think that Gordan Feetman here is the one who used (the last of) his money to do that harsh DDOS we had a few days back before chowing down on a fistful of pills?

 

[JoyfulDarter]

I am no Lowtax simp but if he actually lived up to that potential wouldn't you just call him a sellout? If he was running a massive social media company or digital media empire would you be calling him an internet titan or thinking about him like Zuck, Dorsey, the fine bros ect.

I guess it's a question of whether Zuck and Dorsey were always sociopathic douchebags or if they became that way after the massive success of their respective websites. If Lowtax had a digital media empire but still livestreamed himself playing shitty video games and wasn't trying to mind control all of us with VR metaverses, I can't imagine I'd care much.

 

[JoshPlz]

Imagine getting bullied to death by trannies.

 

[Beautiful Border]

or hell even ctrol alt delete

Whatever happened to the guy behind that, anyway? I remember he used to be considered a huge lolcow around 2010ish but then just sort of disappeared. Loss still gets memed sometimes but that's about it.

 

[Uncle Phil]

2021-11-05:

Sell Fragmaster out for the drugging and raping of underage girls, Lowtax. He doesn't return your calls anymore, you owe him nothing.

2021-11-10:

Fragmaster has posted a thread and video claiming that Lowtax has died...

Not saying Fragmaster Epstein'd Lowtax and I'm responsible, but yadda yadda yadda.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Fragmaster has posted a thread and video claiming that Lowtax has died...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3984488&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Considering that Fragmaster has pretty much retired from Internet life and hasn't posted on SA for years, I'm inclined to think it's not a joke.

Fix your mic you're peaking bro

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

2chan was created the same year as SA and it was much more influential. Hiroshimoot built the contemporary Internet counterculture, not Lowtax.

moot was a goon, as Wikipedia helpful reminds us. It's all part of an incestuous web of connections between various e-Personalities and their platforms, and yes that web includes the Farms, null, the users here and you, any registered users reading this post.

Anyway, I wasn't really following the man's antics all that well, but obviously this is not unexpected. Only went to SA once, to see the reaction once Ctrl+Alt+Del ended it's run once.

Oh well, avē atque valē, Mr. Goon.

 

[Mister Dongs]

I am no Lowtax simp but if he actually lived up to that potential wouldn't you just call him a sellout? If he was running a massive social media company or digital media empire would you be calling him an internet titan or thinking about him like Zuck, Dorsey, the fine bros ect.

Lowtax was always just as much off a sellout as Zuck or Dorsey; the only difference is they were selling their platform to investors while Lowtax was trying to sell mangosteen to goons. The majority of Kyanka's adult life was spent exploiting the community on his platform for short-term gains and get rich quick schemes, a course of action that ultimtately wound up in his deciding to make himself a good goon due to a combination of neglect and unforeseen consequences.

 

[draggs]

I am no Lowtax simp but if he actually lived up to that potential wouldn't you just call him a sellout? If he was running a massive social media company or digital media empire would you be calling him an internet titan or thinking about him like Zuck, Dorsey, the fine bros ect.

If he had 'sold out' he would have destroyed himself even faster with the pills and booze and basic white trash-ness that was lowtax