Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Uhhh this motherfucker really did kill himself over child support

leaving behind your kids with this baggage and without so much as a goodbye after blowing through the money that was supposed to be put towards supporting them takes a pretty special kind of asshole. rest in piss
 
I find it funny that his wife is bemoaning that he didn't call his kids to say "goodbye."

Like I get this whole situation is pretty fucked for his children, but what did she expect?

"Hey kiddo, I'm currently racking a bullet into the chamber of my pistol right now before I eat hot lead since I've decided suicide is a better alternative than dealing with your cunt mother's demands. Just wanted to say goodbye and good luck. Also I left a stash of tranny porn under my mattress for your inheritance" *BANG*
 
I find it funny that his wife is bemoaning that he didn't call his kids to say "goodbye."

Like I get this whole situation is pretty fucked for his children, but what did she expect?

"Hey kiddo, I'm currently racking a bullet into the chamber of my pistol right now before I eat hot lead since I've decided suicide is a better alternative than dealing with your cunt mother's demands. Just wanted to say goodbye and good luck. Also I left a stash of tranny porn under my mattress for your inheritance" *BANG*
It's not hard to schedule an email to be sent, or write a letter and leave it behind, where you reassure them it's not their fault, that you're sorry and will always love them, and that you hope they can one day forgive you. Or you can just be vague on the phone while making sure they know that regardless of all the shit he's put them through that he loves them.

Alternatively you could just do what Lowtax has done for the majority of his kids' lives and ignore them.
 
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