Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[John Andrews Stan]

Idk what's sadder, the sauce on the meat or the wood panels on the wall.

It’s the fact that Ethan Ralph staged a dinner date for our benefit and even took photographs of their low-budget meals just for us.

Imagine seeing these two at dinner, seething and barely speaking while both rage-refreshing Broke Dick Farms. They look up only to complain about the slow wifi (Ethan) and to ask if it would be possible to order a carrot and a handful of sugar cubes off-menu (May). When the food comes, May orders Ethan to take the pictures that are the entire reason for the meal. Ethan sighs but does what he’s told. Fellow diners look on in horror, astonished that the guy who set a record for most uncut lawn citations in Virginia history is now openly dating a trans man.



This is what your stallion is going to look like in five years, Ethan, depending on whether she tries to go femme or sticks with butch. You’ll be dead so FYI:



Best case scenario:


May circa 2050:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It’s the fact that Ethan Ralph staged a dinner date for our benefit and even took photographs of their low-budget meals just for us.

Imagine seeing these two at dinner, seething and barely speaking while both rage-refreshing Broke Dick Farms. They look up only to complain about the slow wifi (Ethan) and to ask if it would be possible to order a carrot and a handful of sugar cubes off-menu (May). When the food comes, May orders Ethan to take the pictures that are the entire reason for the meal. Ethan sighs but does what he’s told. Fellow diners look on in horror, astonished that the guy who set a record for most uncut lawn citations in Virginia history is now openly dating a trans man.

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This is what your stallion is going to look like in five years, Ethan, depending on whether she tries to go femme or sticks with butch. You’ll be dead so FYI:

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Best case scenario:
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May circa 2050:
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I wish we could see how many photos Ralph took of Pantsu in her $29 Forever 21 dress before he was satisfied the results weren’t too equine.

“No, tilt your head. Shoulders back, chin up. Don’t smile, ugh no smile look happy but don’t show your gums. Sigh. How do you apply filters? Shut up, Why the fuck do you think I brought you along to watch me eat a steak!? Those broke dick farms assholes said I forgot your birthday and photos of going to dinner after your birthday will totally prove them wrong. And besides I bought you a meal on Saturday too so I pretty much gave you two birthday gifts if you think about it. I’m generous like that.”

Since we baited Ralph into a token gesture Pantsu probably got her hopes up for a present too. Lol, no sorry Pantsu, our trolling can only make Ralph bring you along to watch him eat steak, not work miracles.

Too bad we didn’t get a look at how Ralphamale got gussied up for his steak dinner. Black or navy sweats? Think he found a clean FED t-shirt? Bet he had that little nasty cupie doll grease curl on his forehead because you know Ralph hasn’t showered since the car accident. He’s too sore to raise him arms over his head to wash his hair or shave properly. Between that, his lard and poorly wiped ass he must smell great.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Since we baited Ralph into a token gesture Pantsu probably got her hopes up for a present too.

Considering how low-budget (Walmart at best) her engagement ring is, I doubt his day-to-day gifts or birthday presents are anything special. If she’s lucky he’ll buy her a Subway gift card so she can afford to eat after her shift one night. Baby might even get a nutrient or two in the process, finally.

 

[Truly Rural]

I'm just waiting for Ralph to use the L word, that's how we know they are splitting for sure. The only time he said he loved Faith was after they broke up.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Are you magic?
Literally 10 minutes after you posted that.
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This is getting kinda spooky, and I'm not sure I want any part in this.
It's too much power for any one gossip forum to have.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I briefly talked about this in the IRC chat- and I really don't see this happening, but I feel like throwing in my two cents since there is some speculation about a potential breakup with May.

If Ethan Ralph is fucking stupid enough to try and abandon Pantsu and the Demon Baby 2.0- my guess is that it would be the biggest- and last, tactical blunder of his life. Fay-Fay was nuts and extremely unstable emotionally and mentally- but nowhere near as unstable/nuts as Pantsu would be staring down the barrel of a ruined career and bastard child on the way. Pantsu has already hinted to the fact she keeps an extensive blackmail folder on Ralph, and to be honest she seems like the kind of woman to just fucking murder Ralph (probably with arsenic or antifreeze in his daily maker's mark ration) and hope to get an Investigation Discovery TV special out of the ordeal. if Pantsu does decide to do this I don't even expect her to get a harsh sentence- she can "plead the belly" to avoid the death penalty, and there is case precedent in US law where disgruntled housewives who murder neo-nazis get pardoned. It happened with this guy:

Amber Cummings Avoids Prison for Killing Nazi Husband While He Slept

Maine Mother Feared White Supremacist Husband Wanted to Molest Daughter; Dirty Bomb Materials, Nazi Propaganda Found in Home

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Makoto Niijima]

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This is a very wholesome pic, it shows Ralph truly cares about his Mare's health and well being.

Good on Ralph.

 

[Cydonia]

What the hell is going on with her nail polish. The index finger seems like she just dripped some polish on it and was "eh, good enough" and the middle finger looks like she has literally chewed a bit of it off.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What the hell is going on with her nail polish. The index finger seems like she just dripped some polish on it and was "eh, good enough" and the middle finger looks like she has literally chewed a bit of it off.
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It's just chipped off. Nail polish is expensive and her car is getting 20mpg less since she has to haul the Gunt around, so she has to make do.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hi May/Ralph, settle something for us.
Is May employed? If not, she and the baby are dependent on Ralph?
Because here we see about a year ago Ralph boasting that he will take care of Faith and her baby financially, and we see how well that worked.
May, do you have a backup plan for when this inevitably goes tits-up? Will your parents bail you out or will you end up on welfare living in Gilpin Court? Maybe Digi will take pity on you and take you back
PS Ralph no man would allow his woman (common-law) appear in public without a decent manicure. Sad.

 

[Truly Rural]

What the hell is going on with her nail polish.

Those are dishwashing nails. Pig doesn't have dishwasher as somebody speculated. Also the lack of care for her nails is real. She lets nail polish chip away for literally months. Wonder why she ever paints them.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Are you magic?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1458595329138479104

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Picture doesn't do my Steak Oscar justice, b…

archived 11 Nov 2021 00:41:02 UTC

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Literally 10 minutes after you posted that.
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For fucks sake Amanda you look like a goddamn plank. Even the asian bitches in your chinese cartoons would call you flat. An obese redneck like Ralph might not know alot about fashion but even the likes of him knows that black has a slimming effect.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Actually speaking about the Honeymoon period being over- they didn't even have their wedding yet, did they? I know planning a wedding is sometimes more complicated than planning a military coup but it's been months with no formal plan or set date in sight. If I proposed to a woman and she said yes I would be trying to help her any way I could plan a specific date with symbolism like Pascha or something, try to figure out where the ceremony would be held, what kind of ceremony it would be (whether religious or secular- and if it was going to be a traditional religious ceremony what kind of religious ceremony), when to file the paperwork for the marriage licence, when to plan the Bridal shower, what kinds of places to go for the honeymoon- and (last but not least), how to pay for everything. Ralph doesn't have any family left that would be willing to chip-in for the wedding- and I doubt May is still on good terms with her parents.

This is probably a really stupid question too- but with the whole America First "fake christian" thing the both of them are doing do we even know what kind of churches Ralph and Pantsu go to or were born and raised in? Is Ralph non-denominational or Southern Baptist or some shit? Because alot of times mixed-faith marriages cause alot of problems during the planning process of the wedding (alot of christian churches squabble over who qualifies as a "real christian" more often than jews of the worst sort and will refuse to perform weddings for people marrying outside their denomination- ex. Catholic marrying a Protestant, Orthodox marrying a Catholic, LDS marrying anybody outside of the Mormon church, etc). Depending on the church this might even result in excommunication.

This is something that actually irks me about Ralph; he postures this whole CHRIST IS KANG façade to blend in with the clout he's chasing, but very clearly has no actual beliefs. I can't pinpoint any political beliefs, let alone spiritual or metaphysical beliefs. He platforms faith-thumpers and nods along, which suggests to his audience who likes these thumpers that Ralph is one of them and endorses all of it.
So I see Fuentes and crew networking with Gunt and have to wonder if they know how hostile Ralph is to their worldview. Ralph is a serial adulturer, chronic and varied addict of 'degenerate' habits, shows no love for his fellow man, flees from honesty and modesty, and acts as if the ends justify the means as long as the ends are Ralph's happiness.
That being said, I believe Ralph was raised Catholic. I don't know if Pantsu was raised in faith, but I can only assume she was raised in a barn behind a synagogue. Unclear if she was allowed in people-spaces.

For fucks sake Amanda you look like a goddamn plank. Even the asian bitches in your chinese cartoons would call you flat. An obese redneck like Ralph might not know alot about fashion but even the likes of him knows that black has a slimming effect.
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I don't know if 'Ms. Amazing' is a pet name he genuinely uses for her, or if it was a low-effort attempt at being loving, and I also don't know which would be funnier. His lower-than-average literacy makes it difficult to tell the difference between "stupid, low-effort, but genuine" and "a middle school kid trying to act like a boyfriend but having no idea what boyfriends say."

 

[Jack Awful]

So I see Fuentes and crew networking with Gunt and have to wonder if they know how hostile Ralph is to their worldview. Ralph is a... chronic and varied addict of 'degenerate' habits

I don't understand how this makes Ralph different from Fuentes.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This is something that actually irks me about Ralph; he postures this whole CHRIST IS KANG façade to blend in with the clout he's chasing, but very clearly has no actual beliefs. I can't pinpoint any political beliefs, let alone spiritual or metaphysical beliefs. He platforms faith-thumpers and nods along, which suggests to his audience who likes these thumpers that Ralph is one of them and endorses all of it.
So I see Fuentes and crew networking with Gunt and have to wonder if they know how hostile Ralph is to their worldview. Ralph is a serial adulturer, chronic and varied addict of 'degenerate' habits, shows no love for his fellow man, flees from honesty and modesty, and acts as if the ends justify the means as long as the ends are Ralph's happiness.
That being said, I believe Ralph was raised Catholic. I don't know if Pantsu was raised in faith, but I can only assume she was raised in a barn behind a synagogue. Unclear if she was allowed in people-spaces.


I don't know if 'Ms. Amazing' is a pet name he genuinely uses for her, or if it was a low-effort attempt at being loving, and I also don't know which would be funnier. His lower-than-average literacy makes it difficult to tell the difference between "stupid, low-effort, but genuine" and "a middle school kid trying to act like a boyfriend but having no idea what boyfriends say."

It’s not that deep. He doesn’t care about anyone or anything beyond satisfying his urges and lashing out at perceived slights to his ego. He has no redeeming qualities, not even a sense of humor (cue dolphin laugh) and I’d bet his lack of insight is the only thing keeping him alive.
With some cows you can say ‘at least they don’t have kids’ in their favor, but here we are, watching the Ralph genes continuing the cycle of poverty. (That’s where May comes in to this hall of shame).

 

[Dickxon]

What the hell is going on with her nail polish. The index finger seems like she just dripped some polish on it and was "eh, good enough" and the middle finger looks like she has literally chewed a bit of it off.
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I swear I am neither a woman or a tranny, but just to clear this up: This is what nail polish looks like if you put it on once and then just forget about for a week. There's a reason why nail polish remover is a specifically sold product. Any woman who wears makeup and nail polish knows you have to remove it regularly and redo it.

TL;DR: this is just more proof that they live a Crack Shack livestyle and the only bodily hygiene the Ralphs have is - MAYBE - wiping their asses once a week.

 

[Pomniman]

and to be honest she seems like the kind of woman to just fucking murder Ralph (probably with arsenic or antifreeze in his daily maker's mark ration) and hope to get an Investigation Discovery TV special out of the ordeal. if Pantsu does decide to do this I don't even expect her to get a harsh sentence- she can "plead the belly" to avoid the death penalty, and there is case precedent in US law where disgruntled housewives who murder neo-nazis get pardoned. It happened with this guy:

Neigh is an anime tranny so she might just gut him with a butcher knife when he lets his guard down to be just like the psychotic little girls in her chink cartoons. It's a lot of blubber to cut through, but she seems to be getting some practice in with all this "cooking" as an excuse.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Another good indicator of a super duper healthy relationship: whipping out your phone to take a photo while your significant other is chewing because you just gotta get that tweet out ASAP for... some esoteric reason.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know if 'Ms. Amazing' is a pet name he genuinely uses for her, or if it was a low-effort attempt at being loving, and I also don't know which would be funnier.

It’s probably sarcasm.