Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

  • go on camera with a two foot long smoked sausage in your mouth?
  • have your wife out you as a fag trannyfucker, with KF doing forensics to prove it?
No, no. Those are just normal days.

The shame of having to pay more than $350/month to support your child is the bullet eating moment.

What a disgusting faggot.
 
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Anne Hyroe said:
Whether he was a good, bad or indifferent father, his children are going to be shaped by this for the rest of their lives.

There will always be an accusing voice at the back of their minds telling them that had they behaved differently he would still be here, that if they weren't enough for even a parent to live for then how could anyone else love them, that maybe he would still be alive if they'd never been born.

Children of parents who died by suicide are three times more likely to commit suicide themselves and twice as likely to need hospitalisation for a mental health condition. Children of addicts are at an increased risk of substance abuse themselves and this too is linked to an increased suicide risk. I can only imagine that that is more likely when the parent has had a contentious relationship with the living parent and has not left any message of love for their child. Those children are going to need a huge amount of support and given the mud-slinging and vitriol of the family I can't imagine this will be forthcoming.

What a selfish prick.
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To be fair this just sounds like the average modern American family.
 
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Lowtax let a man who is the platonic ideal of a child molester who was later proven to be a pedo babbysit one of his kids, and when said kid developed night terrors he effectively said "dumb bitch is so annoying with this shit." I believe this the same kid who called him "birth giver" instead of "father" or "dad."

I'm sure they'll be mixed up emotionally, but in the long run the kids are better off
 
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sonichufan said:
Uhhh this motherfucker really did kill himself over child support.
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What a fucking cunt. I mean, fuck Lowtax, but this *fucking cunt*. She divorce courted his ass into the fucking ground so he’d have to pay for her credit card debt and keep her up cushy and worry free in fucking Canada. The last fuck you he can think to give was to put a bullet in his skull and she’s whining that her tugboat sank before she got a chance to cash in.
 
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Depressing news. Lowtax was a wreck of a human being and hadn't been funny in decades, but he gave me a lot of laughs back in the day. And he had kids, for fuck's sake...

He changed the face of internet 1.0, and the ripples from his influence still vibrate strongly across the internet... for good or for ill. Being an addict with probably a few personality disorders doesn't change that.

RIP. Does this mean my Doom House DVD is now a valuable collector's item?
grumble_bum said:
Finally Shmorky is Free
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I honestly wish Shmorky had killed himself instead.
 
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A thread has even popped up on /g/ of all places and half the people don't know who the fuck he is. Another reminder the old internet is gone and not coming back. People here and a handful of oldfags on 4chan are the last remnants of the fun internet.

Anyway rip Lowtax, feel bad for his kids more than anything else. Even a deadbeat piece of shit can turn their life around but when you're gone you're gone. He took the cowards way out.
 
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He literally admitted to domestic violence in court documentation for the divorce filing and child support according to his widow.

What purpose does it serve to admit to DV and then shoot yourself in the face? He could've continued to deny it and shoot himself in the face and never give her the satisfaction of admitting he was wrong.

The man is probably in financial ruins and with the proceedings requiring him to pay $350 a month (for one of three children) he realized he is an absolute waste of space, gave her the satisfaction in being right about him (probably after years of gaslighting) and removed himself from ruining anyone else's life because he surely was never going to get a job, work hard and support his children or become a better person.

Good riddance to a garbage person, especially if any of this thread is true about his children.
 
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Normally I'm very sympathetic to someone in such despair that they tap out, but Lowtax literally chose to eat a bullet than take responsibility for his family. What a cowardly, selfish shitbag. My thoughts to his children who didn't deserve such a dreadful father.

He died as he lived, a lazy, self-centered cunt.

I hope sucking Satan's dick for all eternity is sufficient VINDICATION for you, Taxman. Your family is literally better off without you. You chose to run away from your problems one last time. Rest in piss.
 
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Presumably if he had any life insurance (doubt, but Momtax might've organised some, she did sort out a lot of his legal and financial affairs for him) it won't pay out on a suicide. What a spiteful prick, dying rather than support his own children. If he didn't want to raise kids he should've used condoms, presumably the tranny he was punting with could've shown him how. I hope the kids will be okay, they're blameless in all of this. If they do Google him, like LadyAmbien said, and they find this thread, I hope they see that everybody was worried about them and wishes them well.
 
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in the end he still forgot to change his business email on his youtube away from his SA admin address
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