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- Jul 28, 2020
i am not baffled crazy junkies try to sell this stuff, i am baffled that people actually do buy it wtf, some of these have a lot of sales. maybe i should get in and start doing vodoo horocruxes shaped like vaginas.
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- Sep 12, 2018
Late reply, but this is such a shit product. Kicking with the top of your foot is even worse than throwing a punch with your thumb tucked in. You can't even get enough force going to hurt somebody if you don't pull your toes back.The Sap Cap:
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Self Defense Comb:
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Shoelace nutbusters:
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- May 2, 2021
Worked with a guy that unironically had and used one of those holsters for months. Dude was as flamboyant and gay as the day is long and even he couldn’t pull it off
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- Aug 25, 2017
Those pistol holsters are called FOB bras in the military because on fobbits, people who don't leave a Forward Operating Base, wear them. That someone mimicked them for an even gayer purpose is hilarious.
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- Nov 6, 2021
the results under “fursuit” of 13 year olds making fursuits with foam and faux fur they bought with birthday money are always a nice laugh
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- Feb 4, 2013
Went down the rabbit hole of homemade Etsy dildos out of morbid curiosity and found these
Ponzo
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- Sep 13, 2021
Ophelia Jones
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- Apr 11, 2021
Just looking at the shape of these make my ovaries hurt. Surely no one legitimatly uses these for the intended purpose, right?
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- Feb 4, 2013
I decided to look up Shrek and I found this shit:
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- Aug 5, 2019
I am ashamed to admit I'd wear the fuck outta those.
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- Jan 7, 2017
same- without shame
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- Dec 29, 2019
Sticking glitter in intimate areas does not seem wise or safe.
The gnomes reminded me these exist:
Description (including info on the 'gnome hymen'):
RandallBoggs
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- Dec 17, 2019
They're all probably made for true and honest women... who have to push it up their assholes because they're not actually women. Because nothing says feminine like cutesy pink novelty dildos that are totally not impractical right?
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- Aug 18, 2018
Don't hundreds (or even thousands) of people go to hospital for shoving impractically shaped objects up their bum and vaginas?
These don't look like their designed for either orifice.
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- Feb 4, 2013
Yes, a lot of these are actually quite dangerous shoving up your ass because they don't have a flared base to anchor it out of your body so it doesn't get sucked in by your ass and lost (even then, there have been horror stories of butt plugs, especially those jeweled ones getting lost despite being flared because they are cheaply made and the flair isn't big enough). Unlike the vagina which is blocked off by the cervix so you don't have to worry about stuff being lost forever.
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- Aug 7, 2021
That pencil genuinely looks like it could be used to murder someone. I offer you all a safe, gamer-friendly alternative
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- Jun 4, 2015
These have the same chaotic energy as other amazing 3d printed nonsense products like the crucified Funky kong and Waluigi I saw a while back.
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- Feb 4, 2013
Unpopular opinion: I hate people making intentionally ugly Christmas sweaters on purpose I really hate it. It just seems like a waste of materials to maybe wear at a stupid party or something.
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- Jul 12, 2014
The Bumble one is the least hideous IMHO.
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- Jan 7, 2017
The Bumble one is amazing and I will fight you over this (not really, I just felt dramatic for a moment)