Shitty Etsy Products

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A phone / wallet shoulder holster to make you look like an extra douche

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Those pistol holsters are called FOB bras in the military because on fobbits, people who don't leave a Forward Operating Base, wear them. That someone mimicked them for an even gayer purpose is hilarious.
 
Went down the rabbit hole of homemade Etsy dildos out of morbid curiosity and found these

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Just looking at the shape of these make my ovaries hurt. Surely no one legitimatly uses these for the intended purpose, right?
They're all probably made for true and honest women... who have to push it up their assholes because they're not actually women. Because nothing says feminine like cutesy pink novelty dildos that are totally not impractical right?
 
Just looking at the shape of these make my ovaries hurt. Surely no one legitimatly uses these for the intended purpose, right?
Don't hundreds (or even thousands) of people go to hospital for shoving impractically shaped objects up their bum and vaginas?
These don't look like their designed for either orifice.
 
They're all probably made for true and honest women... who have to push it up their assholes because they're not actually women. Because nothing says feminine like cutesy pink novelty dildos that are totally not impractical right?

Don't hundreds (or even thousands) of people go to hospital for shoving impractically shaped objects up their bum and vaginas?
These don't look like their designed for either orifice.

Yes, a lot of these are actually quite dangerous shoving up your ass because they don't have a flared base to anchor it out of your body so it doesn't get sucked in by your ass and lost (even then, there have been horror stories of butt plugs, especially those jeweled ones getting lost despite being flared because they are cheaply made and the flair isn't big enough). Unlike the vagina which is blocked off by the cervix so you don't have to worry about stuff being lost forever.
 
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