Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Homefries said:
totse as well, most famous for being the source of the jenkem hoax
honourable mention to rotten.com, who didn't have a community but was the original gore/shock site
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Totse was the source of a lot more than just the jenkem hoax. It pains me that people only remember it for what it became after it went web-only. I get the feeling there's almost nothing left of its pre-internet existence.
 
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From the legal thread, last week:
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Cardenio said:
What makes me sad is if we take LadyAmbien's account as fact it was really the shitty upbringing that made Lowtax the way he is.

"You have blood on your hands you killed my baby A BLOO BLOO BLOO" yeah okay parents are almost always supposed to be your biggest defenders in your life but seemingly not at one time did Daddy & Mommy Tax tell their son that he had to stop being a stupid belligerent asshole. They just let their little golden boy do whatever he wanted. Lowtax would probably still be alive if the parents made him go to rehab years back for the pill abuse, maybe Lowtax would have learned how to deal with making mistakes if the parents weren't always there for him to fall back on.
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It would be a lot easier for reality to break through the mountain of "You're a special special boy" bullshit parents put on their kids if reality didn't decide to drop millions of dollars and a truckload of bpd alt-trash nerd pussy on them just for making a shitty website and being really unfunny.

Also how the fuck do you make your millionaire adult child go to rehab? You can only force your junkie offspring into rehab when they depend on you for food and shelter and they're still probably going to say no.

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From the legal thread, last week:
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(Rate late and gay if already posted, this thread is moving fucking fast rn)
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I am still offering accurate suicide predictions on anyone in the Midwest or Southern states for $20,000 a pop. Only accepting cash and crypto. I can also predict carjackings-gone-wrong for a little less ask me about my negotiable rates.
 
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Thorndyke Special said:
Fragmaster has posted a thread and video claiming that Lowtax has died...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3984488&pagenumber=1&perpage=40


Considering that Fragmaster has pretty much retired from Internet life and hasn't posted on SA for years, I'm inclined to think it's not a joke.
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Gotta give Fragmaster his props for actually being a true friend and trying to say some good things about Lowtax when he could have done the normal current year thing and abandoned Lowtax after he got unpersoned.
 
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