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If you want to imply that, sure.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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I inferred that. The speaker implies, the reader infers.
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Wow, I'm surprised that shmorky outlived lowtax.
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Thanks English teacher-sama
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10/10 would make an excellent epitaphI got you fren.
There once was a man from Missouri
Who gave up his success in a hurry
He traded his goons
For furries and troons
So he blasted his brains into slurry
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And you gotta remember, they got married back in 2004. SA had yet to peak in either its earnings or popularity, and LowT was slim, trim, charismatic and clean. I'm sure he looked like quite the catch to an eligible young bachelorette!
I just wonder if LowT was wearing the Walther Sobchak getup when he suck-started his SIG.
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BrokenWokenBespoken
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Yahtzee always been a fan of boat related games like Spiritfarer and other games. But he doesn't have the outrage to trash the Avengers by giving it worst game of the year like Tranny Sterling did and making multiple rants on it.
If you have to choose between who would bite the bullet and who die doing what they loved you can make an uneducated guess.
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Fuck this guy. I don't feel sorry for him, his kids are better off without him.
Hopefully mom does right by them and gets them whatever they might need. And also points out their father was a fucking loser and a coward (though not for the self-yeet).
I hear what you're saying, and I don't even think the "long run" will be all that long for them.
Hopefully mom does right by them and gets them whatever they might need. And also points out their father was a fucking loser and a coward (though not for the self-yeet).
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I don't think anyone here feels sorry for him, and in the long run his kids will hopefully be fine without him. It's still a traumatic event for a young child to have their father take his own life--even if he was a complete piece of shit like Lowtax was.
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Me talking with an EXTREMELY internet-culture savvy programmer:
Me: "...LowTax killed himself yesterday..."
Him: "Who?"
Me: "You know, Something Awful."
Him: "What?"
Me: "You know, Goons..."
Him: "What?"
Me: "He wanted to start a channel with Sam Hyde.."
Him: "Who?"
Moral of the Story:
We have all become our fathers to these Zoomers.
Me: "...LowTax killed himself yesterday..."
Him: "Who?"
Me: "You know, Something Awful."
Him: "What?"
Me: "You know, Goons..."
Him: "What?"
Me: "He wanted to start a channel with Sam Hyde.."
Him: "Who?"
Moral of the Story:
We have all become our fathers to these Zoomers.
ArtificialSneeze
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I’ve been a member of the forums since ‘01 and I’ve been bummed about this all day. I hope Ashley and Logan are reading this thread so I can properly tell them: go fuck yourselves you wretched cunts. Fuck you.
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This isn’t a “eulogy”. This is a social parasite “getting in front of it”.
She is trying to save face as she knows she is a large part of Richard loosing SA and his downfall.
Logan lied, Richard died
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A goon hating real women who did nothing vs. the tranny brigade making the forums shit or Lowtax being a lazy fat retard who did nothing for years.
How typical.
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I heard $3k, but If he was ordered to pay $7k he must have been stashing substantial money or assets. A judge doesn’t order a monthly payment like that based on nothing. Now I could see a judge reaming him on a lump sum settlement payment because he might have pissed away or hidden money purposely to keep it from the marital assets pile.Chats and DMs posted by those who spoke to him privately make it clear that money - and especially having to give a large amount of money to Ashli - was the reason for his suicide. In addition to the $90,000 lump sum, she'd been awarded almost $7,000 a month in child support and alimony.
Archived in case the posts get deleted.
Somehow, this is our fault as usual.
Lowtax was strange about money. He always cried poor publicly even when printing money. Unlike most lolcow, and like most actual rich people, he never bragged about money. I think Lowtax felt poor if he didn’t have six figures in the banks. Ashli stated that shitty looking room he streamed from was just the basement of a big house. I think being “poor” to Lowtax was having to think about living on a budget.
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Yeah how dare they get beaten and abandoned by him, the fucking sluts.
Yeah but why is that bad?
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Aw fuck. This means Shmorky outlived him.
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Ethanol Ralph totals his car
Shäd gets arrested
Lowtax commits sudoku not in Minecraft
Chris is in the slammer
Booger1488 gets arrested and charged for the Frank Hassle incident
JIm Sterling troons out.
Spoony gets evicted and moves back to Arizona.
JFC, what a year.
Shäd gets arrested
Lowtax commits sudoku not in Minecraft
Chris is in the slammer
Booger1488 gets arrested and charged for the Frank Hassle incident
JIm Sterling troons out.
Spoony gets evicted and moves back to Arizona.
JFC, what a year.