Artcow Shaddai Prejean / Shädman / Shadman / Shädbase / Shad / TheShadling - Pedophile Web Artist. Edgelord. Alleged Heroin Addict. Drew Porn of His Mother. Charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon. Legally a "Menace to Society" in Switzerland. TAKE IT EZ BABE!!!

Faggitory said:
When all's said and done, and there's no more lolcows to lol at, do we kiwis take our cyanide pills? Because, I'll be honest, I lost mine a while ago and I'm afraid to ask null for another one.
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I think it's a Highlander situation.
Null's gonna lock registration and give everyone a week to decide if they want to delete their accounts. Those that stay will become participants in the Final Harvest
The only remaining thread will be one created by Null about Null. The thread gives the rules of the Final Harvest and Null's current address. Locating devices would be sent to all remaining Kiwis and we would be on a private, international network.
You could challenge Null at any time, but those that do will have to get through his Siberian mountain castle filled with the reanimated corpses of fallen cows and their respective challenges. Only the one that could slay their fellow Kiwi's would have the mental, physical and emotional strength to best Yeshua Cohen Munstein in a duel.
 
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Which one of you niggers thinks /pol/ gives a shit
 
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Jex said:
I can see him writing a Mein Kampf like memoir during his prison years.
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Unlike Hitler, Anders Breivik and Varg Vikernes, he's not in an European prison/jail. Shad will have a pen stabbed in his neck before he has one in his hand.

But if Chris Chan can respond to all of us exceptional individuals during his trial, I suppose anything is possible.

Can't wait for his prison address to be available so we can all send letters of encouragement, with detailed instructions on tying nooses and putting a razor-edge on a tooth brush.
 
Disastrously Dumb said:
man... alot of oldschool internet people are having their Endgame this year.

first Chris-chan, then Lowtax and now Shadman.
who's next?
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Everyone but DSP is my guess.

If we entered WWIII tomorrow, DSP would still be at it like clockwork.
Not even the tsar bomba can stop his attempts to grift.
 
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Back in my day porn artists would just disappear or die instead of being highly visible on social media.


BiggerChungus said:
Page 1: why switzerland secretly controls all world affairs and why we need to wake up
Page 2: dickgirl drawing
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This is Shadman we're talking about. It is just a porn comic of switzerland being a dick girl that fucks nazis, commies, and the west all the same.
 
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Maybe someone already said this, but it just dawned on me:
He got an assault charge, not a sexual misconduct one (or w/e the hell is called being a pedo in legal lingo). So, he will be thrown into the general population and not into the protected "pedophile wing" every prison has.

That means, if an inmate googles his name and finds out everything, shadman will quite literally and figuratively be fucked no?
 
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