Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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mikal said:
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I cannot tell you how much i appreciate the fact that nikocado doesn't monologue about eating disorders. Like that simple fact alone makes me love him so much more.
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He takes full, complete, agency of his consumption. He doesn't pretend that some invisible hand of mental illness is shoving food in his mouth. He doesn't pretend he needs to eat like this to "keep the eating disorder away". He literally is a fat ass because he wants to be one. Actually, he is almost mocking of these people with dropping his triple extra hamburger and then crying saying "ohhh nooo imma starve" the punchline obviously being that he's grossly overfed.
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And the fact is? He probably has the most legitimate eating disorder out of all of them. Even if he tries to mask it in 20 layers of "ironic im just playing a character" cope.
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Fat acceptance bitches be like: "I have to eat this pizza cause otherwise my EATING DISORDER WILL KILL ME

Based Nick: i eat this pizza cause you idiots pay me and also just because i want too (not a single mention of eating disorders)

fat acceptance bitches be like: body positivity! if you comment mean things on my instagram i will block you and write ten paragraphs about how mean you are!

based nick: if you pay me ten dollars I'll show you my butthole and idc if you laugh at it
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We gotta make a Nikpilling Nikocado Manifesto. Not like a gay one word at a time thing but like an actually collaborative document Nikpilling people on our Muckbang King...
I'll start :
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The Nikpill : A Nikocado Avocado manifesto

Nikocado Manifesto This is a compilation of anonymous Kiwifams testimonies after accepting the truth and power of Nick Perry, enjoy Profile on dating app grommr.com. Proof nikocado is a feeder fetishist. Being and getting fat turns him on sexually. To th...
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
We gotta make a Nikpilling Nikocado Manifesto. Not like a gay one word at a time thing but like an actually collaborative document Nikpilling people on our Muckbang King...
I'll start : View attachment 2710362
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The Nikpill : A Nikocado Avocado manifesto

Nikocado Manifesto This is a compilation of anonymous Kiwifams testimonies after accepting the truth and power of Nick Perry, enjoy Profile on dating app grommr.com. Proof nikocado is a feeder fetishist. Being and getting fat turns him on sexually. To th...
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Here's the first draft of the Nikpill.. REMEMBER: fell free to edit later

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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Here's the first draft of the Nikpill.. REMEMBER: fell free to edit later

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it seems very schizo, theres decent material here but it needs arranging and editing. What has this thread become where we all become Nikpilled but im not hating it either

(edit) When you compile all of our nik posting into this one document it does turn into a manifesto, i did some editing, arranging and inserted some images. It reads strange, it definitely needs subsections I like how it ends with 'the greatest entertainer' for a final thought, almost as if you could surmise the entire document into 3 words.
 
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lemme ASS you a question said:
it seems very schizo, theres decent material here but it needs arranging and editing. What has this thread become where we all become Nikpilled but im not hating it either

(edit) When you compile all of our nik posting into this one document it does turn into a manifesto, i did some editing, arranging and inserted some images. It reads strange, it definitely needs subsections I like how it ends with 'the greatest entertainer' for a final thought, almost as if you could surmise the entire document into 3 words.
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Thanks,I designed it as an everchanging tome to teach others our anyways. Hope others can pitch in Aswell!
 

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This sentient pile of animal fat is what happens when we create a culture that puts 'grabbing the bag' and doing whatever it takes to get famous over being decent, principled and authentic. Karl Marx would have convinced alot more people of his position if he had told them capitalism would create shit like Nick.
 
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