Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Clearly someone has never enjoyed dolmades or many other Mediterranean or African foods.
Idiot.

Sadly you can't eat the wisteria itself (pretty much every part of it is poisonous) but it's easy to handle and my kids aren't dumb enough to eat some random plant without coming to me first to ask about it. it shouldn't cause any issue with other plants and trees nearby either.
I'd like to mention that pine leaves can make for a good tea. Moringa is also a really good leaf. It's a superfood you can add to anything.

And yet 100% of men CAN'T do it. So I guess the FACT still stands that a man can never come close to the miraculous power of childbirth.

And 100% of women can't have a child without a man producing sperm. Having a child isn't miraculous. Hell, we can do it with an artificial womb. Not that you understand science of course.

Haha, you wish. I birthed 6 healthy babies with an Apgar of 10 and ZERO medical complications for me or the babies. I haven't had a single C-section or any need for Hospital intervention.

Like I said, I'm blessed.

Explain the retard that doesn't know what their middle finger is? Explain the child that can't live without medical assistance? Blessed my ass.

Now go put some oil on your bald head so the flies can nest in it.

I think you're upset that I have full hair coverage and you do not.

 

[Mr. Faget]

It's funny how mad she gets when you talk about her being poor, and when you point out how ridiculous are her "worship me because I spread my legs, you womb wanter" rants. Continue to seethe, Mel.

She also can't seem to ever answer the question of how she's not bleeding society dry like a leech.

That money you're burning through comes from somewhere, Mel. It's not from you. It's from people who actually work for their pay. Now, I know how you're going to respond already ("I WONT CONTRIBUTE TO CAPALIST MACHINE REEEEEEEEE"), and that's fine. No one obligates you to. You can live in the woods, make no income, and you're free to do that. However, you're delusional if you think for a second that everything you have, everything you own, and everything you are isn't paid for by someone else.

It seems you understand the concept of yourself owing others nothing, and it makes sense, doesn't it? Why would anyone be entitled to your money, your things? That door swings both ways. They aren't obligated to pay you, Mel. I can only hope, at some point, VA realizes you're just a money pit for the sake of being a money pit, and finds a real family that could actually stand to benefit from such charity. You sure as fuck don't deserve it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@TamarYaelBatYah instead of seethe posting on your forum, why don't you go out and get a job so you can contribute to society. That was people can start taking you seriously

 

[LadiosSopp]

@TamarYaelBatYah

Are there a lot of male Hyacinths in Virginia? Is there a reason you think I'm male? It's kind of a weird fixation.

She still thinks I'm female, I'm sure. She's not very good at reading between the lines to ascertain someone's gender.

 

[MemeAreDNAofSoul]

What can a man do that makes him as close to being like the Creator?.... as childbirth does for a woman (makes her like the Creator).

I could totally destroy a child (like the Creator)

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Our erverlord said he will dedicate Melinda's books to @Deadpool once he acquires the rights to them. that Melinda decides to do the right thing and join him in the next life

 

[What the shit]

@TamarYaelBatYah Shut the fuck up.

Our erverlord said he will dedicate Melinda's books to @Deadpool once he acquires the rights to them. that Melinda decides to do the right thing and join him in the next life

@Deadpool deserves that dedication. May he R.I.P and continue to cause disruption to @TamarYaelBatYah

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@TamarYaelBatYah Shut the fuck up.

Asking the impossible here

 

[What the shit]

Asking the impossible here

It was worth a shot.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Obviously you've NEVER breastfed a baby in your life....because you're a male.

A feeding for a newborn baby requires TWO (2) hands, as you have to support their neck and body. A feeding for a newborn is at minimum, 25 minutes each side, with a break in the middle often to let them catch their breath, change a diaper, etc. An older baby can draw milk out faster, but each boob is still going to be at least 20 minutes. And that's at minimum 8 times a day. My toddler is 19 months now and she still nurses on average 10 times a day (on top of regular food) for an average of 8 minutes each boob. That's because I know what I'm doing when it comes to lactation/ecological breastfeeding. You know, because like I said, I prioritize staying home for proper nutrition, fluids and rest so I can make breast milk instead of running up and down the road to a W-2 job. I have an abundant milk supply even at 19 months postpartum because I'm not chasing the Capitalism dream down a highway. Home sweet home.

My actual life experience so closely mimics what you LARP as you would literally not believe me if I told you.

Newborn babies take ten minutes each side. Don't believe me? Do a weighted feed. A baby taking 25 minutes per side is not feeding efficiently. A typical 19-month-old could nurse standing on one leg while mum played an aria on the mandolin. They're really, really good at it. They can nurse when you're trying to do something else. They can nurse when you're fighting them off with one arm. They nurse like little vacuum cleaners.

Your milk supply should keep going until you the kid gives it up, provided your child is an efficient nurser. After three to six months, nursing responds to demand, barring some major disruption.

 

[White Baby]

You know, because like I said, I prioritize staying home for proper nutrition, fluids and rest so I can make breast milk instead of running up and down the road to a W-2 job.

If you'd stuck it out in college for that law degree you probably could have gotten a work at home job.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My actual life experience so closely mimics what you LARP as you would literally not believe me if I told you.

Newborn babies take ten minutes each side. Don't believe me? Do a weighted feed. A baby taking 25 minutes per side is not feeding efficiently. A typical 19-month-old could nurse standing on one leg while mum played an aria on the mandolin. They're really, really good at it. They can nurse when you're trying to do something else. They can nurse when you're fighting them off with one arm. They nurse like little vacuum cleaners.

Your milk supply should keep going until you the kid gives it up, provided your child is an efficient nurser. After three to six months, nursing responds to demand, barring some major disruption.

If she's nursing for that long and the average you need to do it for is 20 minutes average than she's not producing enough. No wonder her children are retarded. They don't get the nutrients they need as babies.

 

[Bloitzhole]

you can't name a single thing a human can do as valuable, powerful and miraculous as childbirth

I'd argue that people like Salk and his team, as well as Borlaug have done far far greater things than just spawning more humans. Anyone that is an enrichment to a community, who gives more than they take, anyone who affects many people positively, or saves many lives in one way or another, anyone who furthers humanity as a whole I'd argue is doing a more valuable or powerful act that really, as it affects so many, is superior to any mere "miracle" like multiplying bread to a handful of followers.
Plenty of parents offer little to their (sometimes unwanted) offspring and hand them a hand that will make it hard to play the game of life - how the act of birth alone makes their contribution a valuable, powerful or miraculous one, I fail to see.

It is also an inherently self-serving act - it is serving a need, a want, an instinct. You yourself speak about those late regrets of childless women that ought to be avoided.
I'd argue that those that go against their instinct to give to others, that contribute for little or no personal return, are acting far more powerfully, because they are the ones acting against instinct.

Raising highly functional and productive members of society that contribute and enrich the lives of those they meet - there we might be able to agree, that that is quite a feat.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Has anyone actually figured out what his ethnicity is? He looks very Indian, but "Marshall Casterson" is not an Indian name. Is this a pseudonym?

We have no reason to not believe he's of Mexican descent. I mean, this doesn't look off in my opinion:

I could be male.

M'lady! No!

Are there a lot of male Hyacinths in Virginia? Is there a reason you think I'm male? It's kind of a weird fixation.

She probably never watched "Keeping Up Appearances". For shame!

That's why you can freeze a bunch of sperm in a sperm bank but no one has successfully replicated or cloned a uterus able to birth humans.

Technically you can clone entire human. It's just illegal to do.

Yeah, and next time you're hungry, go eat some leaves of the tree that produces no fruit.

It's very narrow view to only appreciate things you can directly benefit from.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

We have no reason to not believe he's of Mexican descent. I mean, this doesn't look off in my opinion:
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Look at that manlet

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

She probably never watched "Keeping Up Appearances". For shame!

Well there's another thing she could do besides harrass Dear Leader. Watch Keeping Up Appearances. No hands required, so hte struggling nurslings won't be a problem.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Watch Keeping Up Appearances.

...a series about a lady who pretends to be someone she's not to the point she invents a new name for herself. Good watch!

 

[Toasty]

M'lady! No!

Oh, my dear Sir, you know exactly who and what I am ❤

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Oh, my dear Sir, you know exactly who and what I am ❤

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@TamarYaelBatYah "Poor pitiful man, all you have is a "job" and some paper currency to make you feel important; because as a man you could never do anything as great like growing and birthing human life from your body."

That's not true. Null is creating a spectacle out of you. He's a man. That's creation, and its not even a selfish creation like shitting out kids just to say you gave birth. You are ugly clay, but an artist works with what he has.