DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

"We have a lot of viewers now but the contributions are on the slower side, I'm just saying"

This is one of many reasons why he sucks as a businessman. It's one thing to be a bit disappointed that more viewers doesn't equal more tips, it's quite another to voice it aloud and 1) drive away the kinds of people you would rather have as fans and 2) satisfy the cravings of the dentheads you hate being stuck with. He knows damn well that his pigs like to make him squirm, hear him squeal, and he keeps doing it anyway. I don't know who's more masochistic, them or him.

This is also why I doubt he has a rock bottom point where he stops insisting on being a pigroach to the utmost degree every second of his miserable existence and gets his shit together. He hates everything about his life right now, has for years, but no amount of loathing his circumstances is enough to budge him, because work and accountability scare him way more. I don't think he'll try to save himself when he really is making no money. I think he'll just keep being DSP and prefer homelessness to exerting some effort and being honest for once.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Well shit, day 2 and already down to 350 viewers.

I guess the streams aren't saved.

Nothing I could do!

 

[PieceofShet]

Not just we have a new fantastic emote, it even has its own category... DSP is truly a pioneer!

 

[SaintChristopher69]

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Well shit, day 2 and already down to 350 viewers.

I guess the streams aren't saved.

Nothing I could do!

Just took a look into the stream's chat. Surprised to see the fact that he has some 'true and honest' fans.

 

[Planettenon]

Had to try it out. First time trying an emote.

 

[PieceofShet]

Looks like someone is making those socks and subbing to DSP. He got like 6 in the past 30mins. Not sus at all, no sir!

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

[Retahded] seems to really have multiple personality disorder.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is one of many reasons why he sucks as a businessman.

Dude...........the only thing he's good at is saying "it's none of your business"

Looks like someone is making those socks and subbing to DSP. He got like 6 in the past 30mins. Not sus at all, no sir!

They'll plummet like they always do

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream update:

Total tip: $117

Top tip: BTS 1MM ($25 daily stipend)

Members: 276

Derich keep seeking Phil's attention when he is about to exit stream

Phil finally paid attention to him, but as he looked to the chat, his character got killed

Chat on a riot for banning Derich

 

[Paladin Derich]

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How dare you complain about 18 minutes of prestream music!

So did he actually open up the comments or did he "open" the comments?

 

[Hogan of the South]

Near end of stream update:

Total tip: $117

Top tip: BTS 1MM ($25 daily stipend)

Members: 276

Derich keep seeking Phil's attention when he is about to exit stream

Phil finally paid attention to him, but as he looked to the chat, his character got killed

Chat on a riot for banning Derich

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Derich. How will you atone for this sin? Could it be tips? I hear it’s the best way to help him.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil defending the shitty remaster of GTA while said series is starting to get pulled from the storefronts is friggen funny.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

So did he actually open up the comments or did he "open" the comments?

He “opened” them. They’re heavily policed, any negative comment gets removed.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Not just we have a new fantastic emote, it even has its own category... DSP is truly a pioneer!

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Makes me think that @Null is making room for more.

 

[Piece of Peace]

New tracking element added to the spreadsheet that is designed to track trend of NEW members only (re-upping memberships excluded). Figured might be interesting since we are about to experience a whale sockpocalypse.

Can be found here:

Spoiler: New member tracking

Added conditional formatting to highlight any unusual spikes in new members, for example if we look at the previous month...

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil defending the shitty remaster of GTA while said series is starting to get pulled from the storefronts is friggen funny.

What's funnier is that he's making up an opinion, and lacks the creativity to do anything other than be the contrarian every time, no matter how many times it makes him contradict himself.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Edit:
Phil’s fat lol

 

[kebab4you]

Looks like someone is making those socks and subbing to DSP. He got like 6 in the past 30mins. Not sus at all, no sir!

Hopefully he remembers the password to them this time so Phil doesn't have to redo 300 sub goal next month, poor guy

 

[actually]

New tracking element added to the spreadsheet that is designed to track tend of NEW members only (re-upping memberships excluded). Figured might be interesting since we are about to experience a whale sockpocalypse.

Can be found here:

Spoiler: New member tracking

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Added conditional formatting to highlight any unusual spikes in new members, for example if we look at the previous month...
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Well, I know September had his begging for the Halloween begathon. Was there a similar "goal" in July?

It would also be handy to see how many in-chat re-ups there are.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Well, I know September had his begging for the Halloween begathon. Was there a similar "goal" in July?

It would also be handy to see how many in-chat re-ups there are.

Re-ups are effectively impossible to track with any degree of precision unfortunately, even moreso since they copied Twitch with the "announce to chat that you resubscribed" shit because they can renew their membership and then throw that shit down into chat like 3 weeks later.