Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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So Rick started getting really fat 12 years ago? Yeah that seems about right. Should have stayed in shape Rick. You wouldn't need to take meds and have doctors tell you you're too fat.

You can cry without tears Rick. There are several reasons why it happens. One of the leading issues is due to the person having difficulty expressing their emotions.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Remember the whore with the stolen twitter avatar that Pat frequently simps for? She has drawn the line at fucking animals, fantasizing about it is apparently okay though. Pat bumbles into the conversation with some nonsense about androids. He really is thirsty for her.

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Also - "doosey". Professional writer here folks!
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you can tell how much he overthought his reply because his tweet is a complete non-sequitur. I don't understand what he was going for but it reads like he either takes zoophilia as a morally gray area or he is equivocating animals with man-made sex dolls. I don't think this is the tweet that will get him laid lol.
 
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Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
you can tell how much he overthought his reply because his tweet is a complete non-sequitur. I don't understand what he was going for but it reads like he either takes zoophilia as a morally gray area or he is equivocating animals with man-made sex dolls. I don't think this is the tweet that will get him laid lol.
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I think he's trying to say something about how sexbots can't consent either (and that is going to kick off the revolution-terminator is really about #metoo ya know) but as repeatedly demonstrated, Fatrick can't deliver a joke.
 
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Jewish Porn Hoe said:
This is my favourite picture of Rick:
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The narrow shoulders in contrast with the oversized head, the too-small grey sweater thing accenting his moobs and the almost womanly curves of his body (not fat according to any medical standard) and way he holds knife and fork in an affected way as if he's preparing to cut a 300$ steak instead of a bretzel and leberkas.
And now imagine him lisping the word "child" over and over.
No wonder people thought he was a frumpy lesbian.
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Your telling me that this is a real picture and not fatties head photoshoped onto an ugly woman? I don't believe you.
 
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r00 said:
It always amazes me how someone so fat can have such spindly little arms. I want to see him try and get physical with someone so bad. He'd get his head kicked in.
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i'm fairly certain he's never been in a real fight. Most people who think they are bad with no evidence that they've trained are like that. They think they are much tougher than they are because they've only ever imagined fights(or even conflicts) before. Then they get their ass kicked and get a rude awakening.
 
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Pat gets some good news. No, he's not seeing his daughter for the first time... No, he's not getting another book contract...

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Oh thank goodness!

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More Bannon oinking.

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"Deliberately picks bad pictures"

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Man who tried to sue 60 John-Does for making fun of him on the internet criticizes others for abusing the legal system.

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Pat tries to advertise his shit books, someone blocks his path. (Not a troll, I checked).

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Pretend journalist lectures the New York Times.

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Of course fatty immediately thought of food.

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Jewish Porn Hoe said:
This is my favourite picture of Rick:
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The narrow shoulders in contrast with the oversized head, the too-small grey sweater thing accenting his moobs and the almost womanly curves of his body (not fat according to any medical standard) and way he holds knife and fork in an affected way as if he's preparing to cut a 300$ steak instead of a bretzel and leberkas.
And now imagine him lisping the word "child" over and over.
No wonder people thought he was a frumpy lesbian.
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I always thought that was a photoshop. That's actually real?

oh goodness fatrick, in what world is a that a good picture to post on social media anywhere. You fat man-titted faggot!
 
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Sammich said:
I always thought that was a photoshop. That's actually real?

oh goodness fatrick, in what world is a that a good picture to post on social media anywhere. You fat man-titted faggot!
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It has been shooped, if you look at the shelves and the dude's hand in the background you can see they've narrowed his shoulders significantly.

I dunno why you'd take the time though, because the normal photo --any photo of Pat, for that matter-- is hilarious all on its own.
 
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SomervilleDan said:
Some OnA rascal FaceApp'd this photo into Patricia, and it works well...
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"Mooom, can we go to Disney World next year?"
"No bABy cHILd, mommy needs the money to sue some stalkers on the internet who called mommy fat and said African-American gentlemen fart into the vajayjay of your other mommy"

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That's actually real?
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It's a shoop but the original is barely better. Still rates below his horrific gym pics however.

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