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[Kermit Jizz]

Pretty sure the last thing fatso needs is 200% his recommended sugar and caffeine intake in a beverage he will guzzle in under 10 minutes. Also something about his weird ass pricing sounds off to me, never worked at a Starbucks but I'd think a latte with a bunch of chai shots would be more than adding a single shot of espresso to a chai latte. I suspect his stroke brain forgot upcharges like flavor pumps, milk alternatives, whip.

Probably doesn't actually know the price since mommy wife buys everything for him.

 

[DX10]

Have you guys noticed just how fucked up Qali's glasses prescription is? It's like, 2007 era Jack magnifying glass shit. Scary to look at.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Qali it's midnight on a Friday shouldn't you be with your wife?

 

[desudesu]

dune

Nah the fat man would probably storm out the cinema or rate it an F because of the "ay-rabs". and/or probably too smoothbrained to appreciate the movie. To be fair, Frank Herbert literally writes about the interplanetary jihad later in the books, along with Dune's themes taking a lot of influences from Middle Eastern culture. Maybe Jack would find comfort in relating to the sandworm given how he devours everything.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Qali it's midnight on a Friday shouldn't you be with your wife?

There is absolutely no denying this anymore.

Edit: Qali is a faggot just like his father is. Like father like son.

What a shit show of a family.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Time to hit the showers, boys.

 

[Skurtman]

Qali it's midnight on a Friday shouldn't you be with your wife?

If it wasn't for the fact that he doesn't train his legs I'd be convinced he fell for the squat plug-meme and just really liked the feeling of it

 

[Baby Yoda]

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Nah the fat man would probably storm out the cinema or rate it an F because of the "ay-rabs". and/or probably too smoothbrained to appreciate the movie. To be fair, Frank Herbert literally writes about the interplanetary jihad later in the books, along with Dune's themes taking a lot of influences from Middle Eastern culture. Maybe Jack would find comfort in relating to the sandworm given how he devours everything.

Alone the fact that someone could think mushbrain would be able to understand the fine nuances of a book like Dune or the movie itself is, frankly said, laughable. Jack is so fucking stupid he already has problems to undersdtand the MCU.
In the books it is numerous times mentioned why the Space Guild uses Spice to make interplanetary travel possible and why the Butlerian Jihad happenend. Good luck with explaining that to that Tennessee hicks.

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So does that mean he comes out of the closet now? Jack trooning out arc when?

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

Once more Jack proves he's mentally challenged, since this is the excuse an adult sped makes to hide the books are for him.

I mean I could and probably should also take is as Jack trying to pressure Jr. and Brianna to have kids already, which is pretty shitty too. But my initial thoughts are those books are for him, given he does unironically watch Spongebob, Blue's Clues, and even Teen Titans Go!.

Wait a minute, Fat Jack unironically watches TTG? What a loser.

 

[stets]

Fat Jack's Fat Ailments:

1. 3 Strokes and counting (includes a mini stroke which he brushed it off)
2. Severe obesity/high cholesterol
3. Type 2 diabetes from his obvious shit diet
4. Thyroids removed
5. Gallbladder blowing out from the amount of fat he consumes
6. Blown out Achilles tendon from attending a simple walking event (required 2 foot surgeries)
7. Several kidney stones which required surgical removal, which of course he blamed it on Tennessee's drinking water

8. High blood pressure.
9. Re.tarded sperm/children.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Wait a minute, Fat Jack unironically watches TTG? What a loser.

He turned on it for illumunati imagery which is somehow lamer.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Is Starbucks profile by sanford approved?

And just as a reminder, caffeine caused his first stroke according to Mushbrain. Why is this asshole still drinking it then? And why the love affair with Starbucks? Their coffee sucks.

Just go to Costco and get a 3 pack of Tazo Chai Latte mix. Throw it in a milk warmer/frother, which I'm sure you wasted money on, and add some milk with it. Literally the same drink as the Starbucks chai latte if you're so concerned with saving money, Jack.

But I bet it doesn't have all the calories from the cream, sugar and flavor shots that he seems to love to take with it. That's gotta be why he likes it so much. It's not the coffee, it's all the extra crap they put into it.

Qali it's midnight on a Friday shouldn't you be with your wife?

He's sucking dick in the change room and saying it's packed with protein which will help his gains. But he's also colored in all the weights so we can't see his terrible form.

 

[Chamulum]

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Time to hit the showers, boys.

I wonder how Jack is going to deal with this.

 

[stets]

Looks like our favorite deathfat tried to sneak in a fat on the go video right before @rubytintedchix and @TheLazyMan go live.

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (360p):

 

[RamzaTheon]

Kiwibros I cant be going crazy here... On this newest video he has it reinserted like 5 times "Can you make that noise agian?" Then the Bull to Jack's wife clicks his teeth or some shit... why is it being repeated?? Is it full mush brain for jack? I noticed the first BBQ wars video he had it edited to show a interview with one of his guests playing back to back.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Kiwibros I cant be going crazy here... On this newest video he has it reinserted like 5 times "Can you make that noise agian?" Then the Bull to Jack's wife clicks his teeth or some shit... why is it being repeated?? Is it full mush brain for jack? I noticed the first BBQ wars video he had it edited to show a interview with one of his guests playing back to back.

Nah that was cut in several times and I don't get why.

But for some reason they found it funny? They do say that simple minds enjoy simple things.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

 

[Chorton]

Stroke 3 incoming: