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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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No words..
Once more Jack proves he's mentally challenged, since this is the excuse an adult sped makes to hide the books are for him.

I mean I could and probably should also take is as Jack trying to pressure Jr. and Brianna to have kids already, which is pretty shitty too. But my initial thoughts are those books are for him, given he does unironically watch Spongebob, Blue's Clues, and even Teen Titans Go!.
 
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Is Starbucks profile by sanford approved?
 
Once more Jack proves he's mentally challenged, since this is the excuse an adult sped makes to hide the books are for him.

I mean I could and probably should also take is as Jack trying to pressure Jr. and Brianna to have kids already, which is pretty shitty too. But my initial thoughts are those books are for him, given he does unironically watch Spongebob, Blue's Clues, and even Teen Titans Go!.
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Whats wrong theses adults that enjoy this shit when they dont even have children under 10 or grandbabies. This and the obsession with going to amusment parks in flordia like that disney trip they recently had. Ive never seen Jack doing anything a normal adult would do besides maybe his grilling hobby. There's two marvels movies out right now, a pretty decent 007 flick, dune and that new ghostbusters shit and jack picks the fucking big red dong to see lol.
 
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Just go to Costco and get a 3 pack of Tazo Chai Latte mix. Throw it in a milk warmer/frother, which I'm sure you wasted money on, and add some milk with it. Literally the same drink as the Starbucks chai latte if you're so concerned with saving money, Jack.
 
Pretty sure the last thing fatso needs is 200% his recommended sugar and caffeine intake in a beverage he will guzzle in under 10 minutes. Also something about his weird ass pricing sounds off to me, never worked at a Starbucks but I'd think a latte with a bunch of chai shots would be more than adding a single shot of espresso to a chai latte. I suspect his stroke brain forgot upcharges like flavor pumps, milk alternatives, whip.
 
Why isn't this prick dead of COVID yet?
Because despite what his murder priest wants you to believe, there is no God.
There's two marvels movies out
Marvel panders to SJWs now! Some of the heroes aren't white!
a pretty decent 007 flick
Bond passed the torch to a black lady! Jack might think Thanksgiving traditions are stupid and meaningless, but I remember him being upset about this for some reason.
Too thinky and probably gay.
that new ghostbusters shit
Fair enough, unfortunately for Ghostbusters. I wonder if his weird church is weird about supernatural or "occult" movies.
 
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