11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

RangerBoo said:
"Please everyone, donate to my GoFundMe so I can get custody of my son and raise him right alongside my fiancé (who totally isn't a raging pedophile) in order to get back at that fucking pedophile Joshua Connor Moon and those A-Logs at Karen Farms who tell me that I am a bad dad and that my son will be better off never knowing me. I will also be damned if that meth head with the loose pussy keeps my son away from me! God bless and Christ is king!"
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We don't say he's a bad dad, we just say he isn't the dad. Legally, until he gets that DNA test he's been threatening to get for a while now, he isn't. Do it Ralph, Prove us all wrong!
 
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theshep said:
Where's the crowdfunder for his vasectomy?
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Imagine how broke and angry the Gunt has to be to resort to shameless begging. Guess his plan B after Secure Server booted him amounted to pitiful e-begging. The tale self-inflicted woe in that grift pitch was hilarious.

That cunning teenage girl who he released a sex tape on…lied to Ralph!!!! Broke the hearts of Ralph and Pantsu’s by not joining a threesome and then stole his (alleged) baby who he has never contributed a dime towards, but does tell everyone on Twitter the baby’s mom has a loose pussy.

Now Ralph’s second pregnant girlfriend is upset she can’t attest to the loose pussy because Faith would not give it up to super slut Pantsu even after Pantsu begged her to have sex for weeks. Broke baby mama #2’s (aka failed reroll mama) heart and she carries the hurt to this day.

Truly Ralph is a worthy cause for any Christian fundraising site.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Truly Ralph is a worthy cause for any Christian fundraising site.
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I mean, after all, he is a pillar of that church he attends regularly.

EDIT: Proof of the grift, someone as cheap and obese as Ralph couldn't stay away from church if he realized they do church potlucks and whatnot. But he avoids that shit like the plague while grifting his "trad" audience, which is why he doesn't know that (inb4 Twitter pics bragging about the great spread at the churches he visits).
 
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Here's the full screenshot. It didn't get archived in time due to the page being archived all ready.
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He also added this:
UPDATE II: I have had to replace the picture of my son Alexander due to a complaint by his birther. I have replaced it with another appropriate photo.
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Edit - @Haru Okumura did get the direct image URL archived to prove it was actually uploaded. https://archive.md/KTUgk
 
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