11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

Based on the shit we've seen the Vickers pull, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph was being honest regarding Faith saying he didn't need to be there to be on the birth certificate and then reneging.

I'm not optimistic Ralph's gonna hit that $10k. A campaign that big needs outside support and he's burnt those bridges. Orbiting Nick Fuentes and his people are his only choice left. If him and Rekeita were still good he easily could've grifted a few hundred if not a couple thousand off Nick who recently exploded and probably tapped into the Boomer/Fox News audience. Without that outside support his whale's are gonna have to work overtime and even they wont be able to float the fundraiser on their own. Ralph's gonna inevitably start losing on Superchats because people that normally give him those may use up their personal "allowance" on the legal fund. This means any money he typically gets from Superchats, which are probably used for gambling, drugs, and alcohol, will have to go to what he knows is a failed legal battle. The damage this campaign has already done to his battle (stepping on current restraining orders) only hurts those chances.

That, or Ralph takes the money earmarked for the legal battle and lies about it. Doing exactly what he accused Rekeita of doing over the Vic case.

Ralph would've been better off putting a $10K bar on the bottom of his stream. Maybe emphasize his legal battles, but I have a feeling just having an official fundraising campaign is gonna bit him in the ass. Or if Ralph wanted to be honest, he'd tell his followers he's expecting to go to jail and the donations are going to keeping Pantsu and his baby afloat. If that relationship with Pantsu ends though...

 

[WhoBusTank69]

My question is: will this money end up being gambled away?

is that rhetorical or did you want a serious answer (the answer is yes)

 

[412-L]

Just sending in some more prayers for our boy:

fuck with that name chole again. Was it supposed to be chloe but someone was dyslexic or some shit? I’m annoyingly stuck on it

I like to think of if as a portmanteau of "Chloe" and "hole."

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Using a Christian donating site yet told faith to get an abortion. Lol.

 

[Neil]

Child support seems to be the death knell of lolcows recently. Wouldn't be surprised if Ralph decided to Lowtax himself after things go south with May and he has to pay child support for two kids while fighting several legal battles against her and her family completely decimating his financials.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

That's what you do Ralph. You're already cursed with a wrecked car, a farting leg and a bruised gunt, why not piss off God some more by using a Christian crowdfunding site to confirm your degeneracy. What could possibly go wrong?

Hope you like your wigger extra crispy.....

 

[veri]

What is this obsession with "birther"?

it’s so funny that the one who has not even been in the same building as the kid calls himself a “father” while the one raising the child is “birther”. i think being called a sperm donor by the vickers hit a bit too close to home.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Based on the shit we've seen the Vickers pull, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph was being honest regarding Faith saying he didn't need to be there to be on the birth certificate and then reneging.

I'm not optimistic Ralph's gonna hit that $10k. A campaign that big needs outside support and he's burnt those bridges. Orbiting Nick Fuentes and his people are his only choice left. If him and Rekeita were still good he easily could've grifted a few hundred if not a couple thousand off Nick who recently exploded and probably tapped into the Boomer/Fox News audience. Without that outside support his whale's are gonna have to work overtime and even they wont be able to float the fundraiser on their own. Ralph's gonna inevitably start losing on Superchats because people that normally give him those may use up their personal "allowance" on the legal fund. This means any money he typically gets from Superchats, which are probably used for gambling, drugs, and alcohol, will have to go to what he knows is a failed legal battle. The damage this campaign has already done to his battle (stepping on current restraining orders) only hurts those chances.

That, or Ralph takes the money earmarked for the legal battle and lies about it. Doing exactly what he accused Rekeita of doing over the Vic case.

Ralph would've been better off putting a $10K bar on the bottom of his stream. Maybe emphasize his legal battles, but I have a feeling just having an official fundraising campaign is gonna bit him in the ass. Or if Ralph wanted to be honest, he'd tell his followers he's expecting to go to jail and the donations are going to keeping Pantsu and his baby afloat. If that relationship with Pantsu ends though...

He didn’t need “to be there” to be on the birth certificate. But since the mother finds him disgusting and didn’t volunteer his name as the father he did bother to file a paternity declaration after the birth and still has not done six months later.

Now he’s figured he can try to scam thousands from retards for the $495 it would now cost him to establish paternity because he’s a broke wigger who has no money and no shame.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph was being honest regarding Faith saying he didn't need to be there to be on the birth certificate and then reneging.

There's better reasons to be there for the birth of your child than your name being put on a form. Like being there for the birth of your child.

it’s so funny that the one who has not even been in the same building as the kid calls himself a “father” while the one raising the child is “birther”. i think being called a sperm donor by the vickers hit a bit too close to home.

The more I mull it over the more I figure Ralph wants the world to see Pantsu as Xander's mother. Think about how much Ralph claims to love his own mother, and how he denies that to Xander by calling Faith a "birther". No, he thinks this somehow ends in a judge seeing the Vickers for the dirty ayylawgs they are and granting Ralph full custody.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not sure a Christian crowdfunding site would appreciate a walking abortion grifting through their site.

 

[instythot]

Child support seems to be the death knell of lolcows recently. Wouldn't be surprised if Ralph decided to Lowtax himself after things go south with May and he has to pay child support for two kids while fighting several legal battles against her and her family completely decimating his financials.

Ralph already subsists on what people in legitimate poverty would consider scraps. How tf are fai fai and Xander gonna take any of his no money? How tf do you garnish a dono? All they're doing with child support is ensuring that Ralph never lifts himself out of his horse impregnating, liquor swilling, coke sniffing, baby money gambling, Nissan crashing pigsty, and he seems like he'd be mostly happy rolling around in that shit if only it wasn't for the ayylawgs

 

[Sinpie]

Here's the C&D letter that was sent out.

>Ezekiel 23:20
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

What did she mean by this?

 

[Sam Losco]

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>Ezekiel 23:20
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

What did she mean by this?

It's fake.

 

[Sinpie]

It's fake.

How disappointing. It seems like it was just wishful thinking of me wanting it to be real.

 

[Polyboros2]

If Ralph filed 'in forma pauperis', he knows he would get so much shit for it because it would be an admission he's broke as pigshit.

This crowdfund is an admission he's broke as pigshit. He talks like he's not just surviving on his domination of this sector, but that he's thriving. He's got lots of money, he's superior to all his RalphALog, to his enemies, and to his family because he makes a fucking killing as an Internet superstar.

"Oh, but please, I need your charity to fight for my son. This money to be a father to my little bastard is the equivalent to 5 sportsball bets, please give what you can so spitefully creating a life doesn't deprive me of my vices."

My question is: will this money end up being gambled away?

Yes.

 

[MediocreMilt]

This crowdfund is an admission he's broke as pigshit. He talks like he's not just surviving on his domination of this sector, but that he's thriving. He's got lots of money, he's superior to all his RalphALog, to his enemies, and to his family because he makes a fucking killing as an Internet superstar.

"Oh, but please, I need your charity to fight for my son. This money to be a father to my little bastard is the equivalent to 5 sportsball bets, please give what you can so spitefully creating a life doesn't deprive me of my vices."

Nah, one day Elon Musk himself will crowdfund the legal battle for custody over X-am-420 or whatever his kid's name is. lol imagine being rich and actually paying for stuff.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Based on the shit we've seen the Vickers pull, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph was being honest regarding Faith saying he didn't need to be there to be on the birth certificate and then reneging.

According to Mr Vickers, and from what I have read this is true, unless Ralph was at the birth or married to Faith at the time then his name would not automatically go onto the birth certificate.

This FAQ states that in the case of no father on the birth certificate you can either start a parentage case or both parents of the child can agree to have the father's name added. Unfortunately for Ralph, the latter option that is cheaper and easily achieved by two mature adults isn't available for white trash.

Now sure, you could point out that the Vickers could of approached Ralph to sign his name to the birth certificate - but Ralph as a father is ultimately responsible for getting his name on there. He has said in fucking legal documents he has thus far made no effort in doing any of this. He doesn't even know what the Vickers would do if he just asked to have his named added onto it - because he hasn't even asked! If he is going to demand a DNA test, then you might decide it's less hassle to just get his name put on it... That is of course unless you want Ralph to pay for the test out of spite.

Which is classic Ralph. Everything has to be a fight, regardless of whether it is to Ralph's benefit. He is just incapable of negotiation. In this case it's probably too far gone, but again this is Ralph's fault for releasing revenge porn and antagonising the whole family for over a year now.

Imagine if Ralph agreed to not talk about the Gunt family Vickers disparagingly, apologised and took a plea deal or went guilty. Yeah, he'd do some time - but this would massively improve the chances he would see his child. It would put to bed so many of his issues.

 

[alan thicke]

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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>Ezekiel 23:20
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

What did she mean by this?

Who TF knows WTF FaiFai meant by the Bible quote?! She's demanding GiveSendGo.com take down the fundraiser in part "as a Christian" yet this same "Christian" has never publicly repudiated her own bearing of false witness against her own father, which is breaking two of the ten commendments. Unless it's true.

 

[alan thicke]

horse emissions sound like a pantsu reference