Okay serious question. Does anyone find it fucked up that, her sister doesn't lift a finger to help? She's married to Phil. Meaning his house is her house. Why doesn't she take her homeless broke sister in? They live in a 6 bedroom home where the cat probably has its own bedroom. How could you let your own family walk the streets? Kat could raise her own fundraiser to put them in rehab or something??? Anything???
Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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They barely know each other and grew up in a dysfunctional broken family. They briefly crossed paths in their youth and doesn't look like they lived together at all. Catherine's family history from what we know is incredibly fucked up, I can't blame her if she rids herself of it all.
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@shalashaska do you have any receipts to back up your claims? I would like a little more proof of your night of mischief.
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Oh, that'd be fucking rich. This is exactly what would happen:
- Kat makes the fundraiser.
- DSP finds out about it, and controls the funds going in and out.
- DSP uses the fundraiser as a way to make money on his own streams. *New Begging Method UNLOCKED*
- The fundraiser ends, during which, two things occur:
- The fundraiser ends, but DSP hides the donation results and continues to push the fundraiser in his own streams for extra money. He needs that money, he really does, he needs that money.
- The fundraiser ends, and DSP uses it to jerk off his own ego, and he'll continue to talk about how his streams helped out Khet's poor, pathetic homeless sister. He'll then use that as armor against detractors who call DSP out as a piece of shit.
- The fundraiser ends, but DSP hides the donation results and continues to push the fundraiser in his own streams for extra money. He needs that money, he really does, he needs that money.
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Our newest AIDS patient just finished explaining that Jenna sees Phil (and therefore Kat) as utterly beneath her. She wouldn't move into the Gout Gutter even if invited.
He was probably too busy asking less obvious questions like "Is water wet?"
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DSP would never let jenna move in. He's nasty awful person who only cares about his bottom line. He would make up some excuse like "we have nowhere for her to sleep" when he could easily put an airmatress down for her anywhere.
The Penultimate Warrior
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That's a wise move on his part, she would have sold his PS5 for meth before the airbed was inflated.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
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Gotta say I love the idea that a homeless whore even finds DSP pathetic
It’s like chris Chan saying someone else is a wacko, you just hit a new low as a person lol
Michael Janke
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Well Shalashaska, this is probably one of the most exceptional things someones ever done in regards to Phillip Burnell.
im pretty sure this is enough to end up on MATI. So, congragualtions?
edit: that girl needs therapy
im pretty sure this is enough to end up on MATI. So, congragualtions?
edit: that girl needs therapy
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I read your post before the guy's, for a second I thought this was a sexual metaphor, I am glad you meant it literally.
You can thank the Derich thread for that thought.
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I find it interesting that Jenna condemns her sister due to her association with the pigroach rather than consider her a victim of his. Especially since her hatred of Phil is based on inaccurate information, and probably wouldn't change even if someone informed her that he didn't literally jack it in front of children. Just a bunch of dimwits who remind us of children.
Even when someone isn't all there, they can form the opinion that Phil isn't the type of person you can be forgiven for living with.
Even when someone isn't all there, they can form the opinion that Phil isn't the type of person you can be forgiven for living with.
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What a mad lad. Above and beyond the call of duty. I am in if we need to contribute for a lifetime supply of iodine to fend off dickrot.
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I will pray for your penis.
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Phil complains about kiwi farms fucking with his family
kiwi fucks his family
kiwi fucks his family
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Poo Twister
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We need one of the hetero's to seduce Kat. If her sister is fair game then Kat should be the main event. Let's fuck everyone Phil knows, I'll tag his dad.
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There must be some Ching Chong here that could woo Catherine's weeaboo desires. Phil would hate zipperheads more than WW2 vets.
Poo Twister
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Imagine that prestream rant.
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Derich is our man.
"Phil what is your favorite sexual activity to perform with your wife? Mine is golden showers."
Jose Cuervo
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Speaking of Derich, a woman bathing in Kool-Aid’s probably one of his fetishes.
