Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Springer]

Not that I believe anything he says but imagine dating someone, it turns romantic and yiu find out the next Day he went and bragged about fucking on Twitter?

That would be the last Date with that dude for most anyone with any maturity and self-respect. Maybe after you've been married 5 years you might kid around making a post like that and your SO would be fine with it? I dunno. I'd still be miffed and feel disrespected. Knowing that getting asspats from online Randos is worth more than the dignity and privacy of someone you're in a Relationship with would be a real deal breaker, at least for me. This could be my ovaries talking or my wandering uterus making me hysterical, if this is different for guys let me know.

It's not like talking to some of your close Kumpels or something it's the internet.

Adults in relationships bang, we are all aware of that and don't need to bring it up and you don't have to point it out if you are in fact in one. »Getting laid« stops being something to brag about when you hit your 20s. Absolutely no one cares if a middle aged man is getting some.

 

[Trollpatrol]

Not that I believe anything he says but imagine dating someone, it turns romantic and yiu find out the next Day he went and bragged about fucking on Twitter?

That would be the last Date with that dude for most anyone with any maturity and self-respect. Maybe after you've been married 5 years you might kid around making a post like that and your SO would be fine with it? I dunno. I'd still be miffed and feel disrespected. Knowing that getting asspats from online Randos is worth more than the dignity and privacy of someone you're in a Relationship with would be a real deal breaker, at least for me. This could be my ovaries talking or my wandering uterus making me hysterical, if this is different for guys let me know.

It's not like talking to some of your close Kumpels or something it's the internet.

Adults in relationships bang, we are all aware of that and don't need to bring it up and you don't have to point it out if you are in fact in one. »Getting laid« stops being something to brag about when you hit your 20s. Absolutely no one cares if a middle aged man is getting some.

Yeah I think once you are out of your teens trying to brag about getting laid becomes kind of sad.

It's easy to brush off a 15 year old bragging about getting laid, it becomes deeply cringe not long after that.

On the topic of boogie not getting laid, anyone got that clip of grave ghoul saying he'll lose a finger if he touches her?

Which he laughed off as a joke.

It was not a joke.

I think it speaks to the stupidity of some people that they would go and stay at that fucker's house to begin with. Do you want to be murdered? That's how you get murdered. If she hasn't already she will probably think what a fucking idiot she was to do that.

 

[Five Star Man]

A couple pages back there was a bunch of yucks about the old "COCK MEAT" clip and people ripping on Boogie's sexuality or complete lack of. All of a sudden his tweets are all about getting laid.

 

[Marc83]

A couple pages back there was a bunch of yucks about the old "COCK MEAT" clip and people ripping on Boogie's sexuality or complete lack of. All of a sudden his tweets are all about getting laid.

I smell a 'Rambling video incoming this week. He's been all over the place on Twitter between trying to stir shit up with headline news and responding to the 'Farms like you pointed out. He has no direction right now, especially after the last Francis flop (again).

 

[Lugubrious]

I love that Boogie wasn't going to post this weekend but failed that like he fails everything. The courts gonna have no issues showing he's a 47 year old, sexually repressed neck beard nerd that spends the majority of his time on social media and lacks any impulse control.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

It's my philosophy that latest when you reach Your middle age You should have developed a healthy dose of "Don't give a Fuck". No matter if You are a virgin or ride Your dick train every night to central station. It's Your business and business of Your partners.

And it is already cringe when fifteen year olds pull that shit. But fifteen year olds are by their very nature cringe. So they are excused.

 

[eDove]

It's my philosophy that latest when you reach Your middle age You should have developed a healthy dose of "Don't give a Fuck". No matter if You are a virgin or ride Your dick train every night to central station. It's Your business and business of Your partners.

And it is already cringe when fifteen year olds pull that shit. But fifteen year olds are by their very nature cringe. So they are excused.

Obese people tend to be emotionally stunted because they ate in place of experiencing real growth (even the ones who aren't 400+ pounds yet).

 

[Particle Bored]

From the Rittenhouse thread courtesy of @Basement Dwelling Dork

 

[HeyMoon]

On the topic of boogie not getting laid, anyone got that clip of grave ghoul saying he'll lose a finger if he touches her?

Edit: Found it.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Obese people tend to be emotionally stunted because they ate in place of experiencing real growth (even the ones who aren't 400+ pounds yet).

Looking at the collection of massive cows in the Deathfat board, I think you are right.

But also arrested development is one of the main hallmark signs of a lolcow. That's why I usually like them best when they had time to ripe. Everything before the crucial age of 25 you can kind of excuse as immaturity that may outgrow.

 

[King Fructose]

In case there was any doubt that Boogie would be held in contempt of court for eating during his own trial:

 

[Arthur Morgan]

In case there was any doubt that Boogie would be held in contempt of court for eating during his own trial:
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Idiot would try to get a pizza delivered like in the Simpsons.

 

[Ponzo]

Textbook example of attention whore

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

Would he even fit in a casket?!?

Kinda off topic but since I'm thinking about dead Boogie,
I wonder if it's legal to donate your body to farmland to use as fertilizer or to just throw it in the jungle to feed the animals. Or since he's mostly lard, put him in some place where vultures and scavengers and those animals who eat literal shit can have a buffet. The least Boogie could do is make use of his insane amounts of body mass after he's dead.

 

[HAMS Sandwich]

Textbook example of attention whore

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i hate him so much, a vapid manchild, no personal opinions or views. human garbage.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Would he even fit in a casket?!?

Kinda off topic but since I'm thinking about dead Boogie,
I wonder if it's legal to donate your body to farmland to use as fertilizer or to just throw it in the jungle to feed the animals. Or since he's mostly lard, put him in some place where vultures and scavengers and those animals who eat literal shit can have a buffet. The least Boogie could do is make use of his insane amounts of body mass after he's dead.

There are coffins for lardasses.

 

[WaveBreak]

There are coffins for lardasses.

The only way to deal with this amount of mass is by throwing him into mount doom

 

[Ponzo]

Would he even fit in a casket?!?

Kinda off topic but since I'm thinking about dead Boogie,
I wonder if it's legal to donate your body to farmland to use as fertilizer or to just throw it in the jungle to feed the animals. Or since he's mostly lard, put him in some place where vultures and scavengers and those animals who eat literal shit can have a buffet. The least Boogie could do is make use of his insane amounts of body mass after he's dead.

This question already came up in Tammy Slatons thread

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

This question already came up in Tammy Slatons thread

here is the hearse

 

[Victim2988]

Would he even fit in a casket?!?

Kinda off topic but since I'm thinking about dead Boogie,
I wonder if it's legal to donate your body to farmland to use as fertilizer or to just throw it in the jungle to feed the animals. Or since he's mostly lard, put him in some place where vultures and scavengers and those animals who eat literal shit can have a buffet. The least Boogie could do is make use of his insane amounts of body mass after he's dead.

Considering the fact that he will be broke and his audience gone when he dies, and that his family burned bridges with him, nobody would ever want to pay for even a cheap funeral, a hole in the ground and a wooden cross. I don't think that the city would want to have so much body fat rotting underground and contaminate the water. The only reasonnable solution seems to be the industrial meat shredder, and to dispose the waste far away at sea.

Dead Cow

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