DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Piece of Peace]

Yesterday superchats.

You wouldn't happen to have super chats from this weekend by chance would you? I was out of town so missed most of it and would save me a lot of headache...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

If it is a regular driver, I hope Phil knows pissing them off isn't smart.

What do you think?

I'm sure that he has swallowed more bodily fluids from strangers than his sister in law at this point from various service industry employees and thus I would argue quite deservedly.

 

[actually]

What do you think?

I'm sure that he has swallowed more bodily fluids from strangers than his sister in law at this point from various service industry employees and thus I would argue quite deservedly.

Gotta remember that he's a bitch in person and would not ever confront anyone directly. There's a reason he didn't answer the door when the delivery person showed up. 100% pure Italian Polish bitchmade, he is.

 

[snort inquisition]

this dude legit fucking thinks a delivery driver found out he was getting his gay little toy and wanted to steal it from him, what an absolute fucking monkey

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

If it is a regular driver, I hope Phil knows pissing them off isn't smart.

A regular driver wouldn't have seen hide nor hair of Phil in the years he's lived in that house. He definitely waits until he's absolutely sure the delivery guy has left before poking his trembling pale flesh out the door.
This conversation also reminds me of when Phil tried to claim "He KNOWS what the job-hunting industry is like" despite being unforgiving with almost every worker he's interacted with and calls for people to be fired several times a year.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Gotta remember that he's a bitch in person and would not ever confront anyone directly. There's a reason he didn't answer the door when the delivery person showed up. 100% pure Italian Polish bitchmade, he is.

Drivers can go postal after a bad day, there was the driver recently who broke a whole yard of Halloween decorations after falling.

If Phil tried some shit with a tired ass delivery driver, his ass would be curb stomped most likely.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Gotta remember that he's a bitch in person and would not ever confront anyone directly. There's a reason he didn't answer the door when the delivery person showed up. 100% pure Italian Polish bitchmade, he is.

100% agree on the bitchmade in a face to face. But I'm guessing he has lodged a fair number of Karen type complaints, and well make enough and people will connect the dots.

 

[Pargon]

A regular driver wouldn't have seen hide nor hair of Phil in the years he's lived in that house. He definitely waits until he's absolutely sure the delivery guy has left before poking his trembling pale flesh out the door.
This conversation also reminds me of when Phil tried to claim "He KNOWS what the job-hunting industry is like" despite being unforgiving with almost every worker he's interacted with and calls for people to be fired several times a year.

I am going to outlive Phil Burnell so I can pay ten thousand dollars to the groundskeeper of the debtor’s graveyard they bury him in to take a nice big steamer on his unmarked headstone.

I’m a big fan of manual karmic realignment.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I am going to outlive Phil Burnell so I can pay ten thousand dollars to the groundskeeper of the debtor’s graveyard they bury him in to take a nice big steamer on his unmarked headstone.

I’m a big fan of manual karmic realignment.

Remember to take pics and post here.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm sticking with it didn't happen, he got kinda "quickly change the topic and mutter something cause I can't think of a lie then chuckle" when asked if he was going to contact amazon and tell them not to send him a new pair. He thinks he might let them know.

Like every other story that doesn't add up most recently the shower, vacuum, Jasper UTI and the lawyer George Glass Esq greatest lawyer in canada

 

[TheGoutburglar]

100% agree on the bitchmade in a face to face. But I'm guessing he has lodged a fair number of Karen type complaints, and well make enough and people will connect the dots.

I don't dare hope that he has been brave enough to do so much as that. It isn't just in person that he fails to impress, remember that video he made talking about how he's coming for Superhound? Didn't follow through, did he? And how many times has he said he's not putting up with trolls anymore?

Oh, and then there's this...

I'm sticking with it didn't happen, he got kinda "quickly change the topic and mutter something cause I can't think of a lie then chuckle" when asked if he was going to contact amazon and tell them not to send him a new pair. He thinks he might let them know.

Yeah, he didn't file a complaint, both because he knew he was full of shit, and he doesn't have the balls to just flat out lie to a company like that. His response means he hopes everyone just forgets that he said anything.

At most, Phil is known as the guy who doesn't tip or act remotely normal.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

To add to the discussion of KarenSydePhil, usually in anything related to customer service people keep tabs on the usual Karens.

I can somewhat confidently presume that Amazon’s outsourced customer service knows damn well how much of a Karen a guy named Philip Paul Burnell is and just like most Karens, he’s likely the source of jokes by the water cooler.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

You wouldn't happen to have super chats from this weekend by chance would you? I was out of town so missed most of it and would save me a lot of headache...

Sorry i dont have it...

 

[pizzazone]

little but I just watched the delivery driver stuff and god damn

Its clips like this that remind me that even if you removed the incessant lying, greed and smugness you're left with a thoroughly unpleasant sausage.
I know a lot of people are doubtful of the story and trust me I don't think he's telling the truth completely but I think this story is at least plausible. Ignoring the "hate shit" (Nice KoH branding btw) and all the other exaggeration I think its totally possible this all happened.

The thing that really gets me though is that in DSP's world/story there were only TWO scenarios.

1. The driver was a idiot moron.
2. The driver wanted to steal Phil's headphones.

Darksydephil, Mr. "The world isn't black and white" can't image how this delivery driver could have just made a mistake. But I guess only Paul is allowed to be an imperfect human and make mistakes.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Re: Amazon delivery guy, Phil expects the worst in people because he IS that person.

 

[Corpun]

Phil I must apologize to you. I know you read these posts but I sympathize with you.

It is a hard struggle getting up and getting socks and shoes while it is drizzling rain. I mean first you have to find socks and usually they're in a drawer which you have to pull. Then you have to put them on. And to do that you need to pull them apart and fit your foot in them. That is tough. Stupid kids and trolls don't know that, they stay in their mommy's basement all day harassing people making a living.

Then you have to find your shoes, and your feet are already sopping wet from walking outside in slippers in this drizzling rain. It feels like a ocean alright? So you get your shoes and wait. You have to tie them. Yeah. Stupid moron shoemaker made shoes with laces. How the fuck are you supposed to tie them? So you finally manage to tie them and go downstairs right? You can fall doing that dude. I've fallen down stairs and majorly inconvenienced myself and maybe even got life threatening bruises. And you are in lounger pajama pants as well so its like you aren't safe from rain or falls and have to pull a sweatshirt over your head to keep yourself warm.

An umbrella doesn't work guys. Neither do raincoats. Do you understand how hard it is to press a button that doesn't even fucking work and then hold it over your head to keep dry? And rain coats make me sweat. I may as well wear nothing in the rain instead, I'll fucking die.

Grow the fuck up already Phil. There are grown adults younger than you who work in extreme weather and don't demand shit like fucking children ever. You are a hypochondriac piece of shit who blows everything out of proportion and act like the world must cater to you.

 

[The Black Prince]

Isnt the most likely option that the driver was being a nice dude since (as Phil said it was heavily raining) he put the package in some place out of the rain. Phil being the idiot that he is couldnt find it and called Amazon. Im sure the driver got a call from Amazon so he had to drive all the way back and move it to the front porch so dumbass Phil could see it. I find that way more likely than the driver randomly deciding to steal a package.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I don't dare hope that he has been brave enough to do so much as that. It isn't just in person that he fails to impress, remember that video he made talking about how he's coming for Superhound? Didn't follow through, did he? And how many times has he said he's not putting up with trolls anymore?

Oh, and then there's this...

Yeah, he didn't file a complaint, both because he knew he was full of shit, and he doesn't have the balls to just flat out lie to a company like that. His response means he hopes everyone just forgets that he said anything.

At most, Phil is known as the guy who doesn't tip or act remotely normal.

I would argue that the whole Superhound situation is a bit different than lodging a standart Karen type complaint with costumer service either via standart form or email, or recently ''talking'' to twitter bots.

And I do agree that this specific instant he probably made the whole encounter up so his ''Totally not drama'' stream had some spice, and in his gin soaked brain make him look like an Alpha Chad in front of his adoring wheelchairs.


A question to any Burgerland dwellers: In my country most if not all parcel delivery services give you the option (via both SMS and email) as to where they should put a delivery if you are not at home when they come free of ant extra charge, isn't it the same over there?

Edit: In general just try and be nice to people in service industry jobs. They don't make a lot of money most of the time and they have to deal with people like DSP(well the online version of him) and other Karens. They are just trying to make a living, it costs nothing to be nice....,,,,preaching done.

 

[Mr. Brown]

As a former delivery driver if I found a drop had phoned my boss talking shit because they were too autistic to check their fucking porch I'd be throwing his shit onto his garage roof and leaving stuff in puddles for the next 3 months.

It's a shit job, seeing how people treat workers at this level says a lot about a person. If you're on a date with a girl and she's a total bitch to the waiters just never see her again. Trust me on that, you have to be a top tier narcacist to give shit to minimum wage workers.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Re: Amazon delivery guy, Phil expects the worst in people because he IS that person.

It's true, he projects about as often as he bitches about stupid things, and is obviously quite incapable of relating to anyone other than himself, so it would be impossible for him to NOT see himself in everyone else.

I find that way more likely than the driver randomly deciding to steal a package.

I prefer my assessment of the events: he looked for the package, couldn't see it because he's blind and stupid, then finally found it and felt like an idiot so his insecurity and immaturity kicked in like usual and compelled him to act like it was all someone else's fault. I doubt he even called anybody, this is the same guy who wants everyone to email him so they can't hear his piggy voice.

And yes, I know that's what you fear, Phil.

I would argue that the whole Superhound situation is a bit different than lodging a standart Karen type complaint with costumer service either via standart form or email, or recently ''talking'' to twitter bots.

And I do agree that this specific instant he probably made the whole encounter up so his ''Totally not drama'' stream had some spice, and in his gin soaked brain make him look like an Alpha Chad in front of his adoring wheelchairs.

It is different. Lodging a fraudulent complaint is a lot harder for Phil to work up the balls to do.

I don't doubt that Phil would LOVE to be as abusive towards delivery people, fast food workers, etc., as he is with his paypigs, but I can't see him actually doing it because unlike his paypigs, he knows those people will respond in kind. All he will ever do is talk shit on his stream and fling insults at innocent people because he can't handle responsibility for anything. Not even when people would be completely unaware that he fucked up if he didn't say anything.

That's a level of sensitivity I've never seen before. Seriously, no one was going to know he failed to spot a package unless he ran his mouth. No one. Phil is so immature that it doesn't take an audience to get his hackles up, the event is more than enough. Good lord what a fucking bitch...