Seriously though, one slip is fine. He wasn't paying attention, or the paralegal he he assigned to the case wasn't paying attention. Now a second fuck-up on the same case in the same situation? Plus all the errors that were pointed out by whatshisname. I dismissed them at first, it's Russhole after all, but this is two fuckups in short order.
I wonder if he's really thought about what it would look like if all of these scams of his actually bore fruit. How would he handle being the face of disability rights, the savior of hookers everywhere, a brothel magnate, executive director of a multimillion dollar non-profit and possible politician, AGT winner, touring recording artist, A-list celebrity having to sort through girlfriend applications, hailed by weirdos everywhere as the man who brought down Kiwi Farms (that probably comes with its own press junket, right?) and also a cool guy who happens to be worth millions and who can give women a better life because unlike literally every other man on earth he won't beat or rape them and merely expects them to be quiet and supportive while they suck him his penis?
He's just providing extra entertainment, honestly. He might as well be making these little mistakes intentionally for dramatic tension.
>you do all the work and raise all the money
I'm in the market for a job. Maybe I should apply. Surely DrJonesHat conveys trustworthiness.
That Adolf Kiwi sounds like a real go-getter!
*slurp* that's capitalism baybee
Also, Katy Swift. Recently laid off from her job at the clothing factory.
I didn't know words could sound greasy, but his do. Great, he's so gross he's broken the laws of time and space.
even so, as a (minor PL) former certified CLA/PL, you would not fuck this up
Lawyers tend to fall into one of two categories:
Lol, no, the 30% commission fundraising role is ridiculous. I have literally never heard of a fundraising staffer, or anyone else on a campaign for that matter, getting paid via commission. It's always salary/contract, oftentimes with a bonus for a victory (primary/convention/general election/whatever). My guess is that Russ-Russ realized that fundraising is hard, and he's obviously got no money to pay someone else to do it for him, so this is his retarded attempt to save TARDPAC (and also have a person beneath him - hopefully a woman, who might suck him his penis! - to make him feel important). After all, one of his endeavors has to work out!
Local rules are always the easiest to fuck up because you've likely never seen them before.
I'm not a campaign manager, but isn't 30% of donations to an employee somewhat top-heavy for a fucking PAC?
Could this impact things? Like, obviously the judge isn't gonna rule in Rusty's favor for one missed deadline, but multiple mistakes might eat up alot of good will in terms of going for damages.
I can't speak for that jurisdiction, but here, not really. not unless the judge was inconvenienced in some serious way.
