DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

Isnt the most likely option that the driver was being a nice dude since (as Phil said it was heavily raining) he put the package in some place out of the rain. Phil being the idiot that he is couldnt find it and called Amazon. Im sure the driver got a call from Amazon so he had to drive all the way back and move it to the front porch so dumbass Phil could see it. I find that way more likely than the driver randomly deciding to steal a package.

I hope that contract driver didn't lose his job or get reprimanded but knowing Amazon he probably got fucked over for this. Thanks a lot Phil.

A question to any Burgerland dwellers: In my country most if not all parcel delivery services give you the option (via both SMS and email) as to where they should put a delivery if you are not at home when they come free of ant extra charge, isn't it the same over there?

I know the UPS usually puts it on your front porch or in the space between the screen door and actual door, not sure about Amazon or similar services. Generally speaking if someone is home they'll ask you to sign some papers basically saying it got delivered and leave, if you aren't home they'll leave it there with either some form or do something themselves. You're up creek without a paddle if you're away and it's delivered and no one is home and you have no neighbor you trust to take it for you of it is delivered. This is America and plenty of shitheads will steal people's packages just because they're there.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Big ups to Snort Burnell with Phil's latest whinefest (still bitching about that $600 tip). Phil, you really need to learn how to cover this up. And no, having a hat behind a paywall isn't going to cut it for people that don't have a hamster's IQ.

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In another year he will be so insecure that it will be a 150 hat goal to take it off instead of put it on.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I hope that contract driver didn't lose his job or get reprimanded but knowing Amazon he probably got fucked over for this. Thanks a lot Phil.

I'd be surprised if Phil actually did anything. Don't get me wrong, he's absolutely spiteful enough to go after a delivery driver, but making a phone call? This is Phil we're talking about. At most, he'd email or angry tweet at their customer service, which would warrant a generic, possibly automated apology response.

 

[arrivefriday]

I feel like that whole Amazon package debacle was just a huge lie, just to have something "exciting" to talk about because as we know with Piggler, he's always the most unlucky person in the world.

He supposedly saw the amazon truck driver away from his house as he looked out (the timing on that), we already know he's super paranoid about cars pulling up to his house as we've seen him literally get up and look out the window when he's wearing headphones, no shot that same amazon truck wouldn't make any sound and then finally, the driver tried to steal his headphones as the driver supposedly knew they were headphones, now I don't live in the US but from what I know the packages gets delivered in the classic brown box with the smile on it.

Maybe I'm just captain Autismo here but that story made no sense to me and it's probably meaningless to actually think about this but hey, if that's the case it's just another mentally ill, mouth-drooling moron and his conspiracy theories.

 

[Brother Wind]

Holy fuck I love this story.

"I had a lot of thoughts running through my head"

His first fucking thought, "this guy was a moron".

I love how even at my most petty. My most bitter. And Phil still sinks below.

Edit: this ending is even better. Because I have had this happen. Like I will be expecting two things. And one shows up no idea on the other one. And do you know how often I jump to "it was stolen?" Literally not once. I have to check with my neighbors. Because one of them shit you not, he and I have the same name, but flipped around. We have both walked off with each others packages. More often than not, we just cannot hold on to people to deliver mail. So I just grumble, figure out how to get my hands on my new manchild toy and go on with my fucking day.

 

[Mature Adult]

All of my Amazon packages get a photo when they are delivered, is that not common for you guys? He's mad that the driver wouldn't answer his phone, but it's illegal to handle phone while driving in Washington.... I had to stop watching the video because his disconnect from the real world was pissing me off.

 

[Brother Wind]

All of my Amazon packages get a photo when they are delivered, is that not common for you guys? He's mad that the driver wouldn't answer his phone, but it's illegal to handle phone while driving in Washington.... I had to stop watching the video because his disconnect from the real world was pissing me off.

Fuck no. I got all confused when I got a door dash picture once. Even better when it was at the wrong house. My name on it, but no idea what that fucking porch was.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Re: Amazon delivery guy, Phil expects the worst in people because he IS that person.

"Only losers does a 8 to 5 jahb, ackackackack"

 

[Paladin Derich]

Amazon has lost my orders before. They were really good with refunds or sending a replacement, and they'll let you keep the original order if it finds its way to your house. Either way, phil was covered, but the manchild has no life outside of video games and the snortfort, so he'll use practically anything to pad his streams.

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil is trying to show he is having fun by saying he is enjoying his new neck phones. How does this new device make the viewing any better for his audience? How long will Phil hype his neck phones that contribute nothing to his declining viewership?

 

[actually]

Phil is trying to show he is having fun by saying he is enjoying his new neck phones. How does this new device make the viewing any better for his audience? How long will Phil hype his neck phones that contribute nothing to his declining viewership?

It makes the stream better the same way his 4K TV and PS4 Pro made the stream better. It's better for him, so that means it is Good(TM).

 

[JimiHendrix]

god i wish i could be as blessed as the people in this thread going "phil made the entire story up because he's a liar"

the bliss of living life like that. how i long for it

phil is a liar, but above all else, he is a moron and a victim. you honestly think phil didn't waddle his fat little ass out there, not see a package because he's a blind cunt and then immediately fly off the handle and blame someone else?

this is the same guy who thought a detractor worked high up at Atlus and was out to get him.

phil does not lie to make himself look like a victim, because he believes himself to be one. he's just unimaginably fucking stupid and wrong 99% of the time.

goin' back to watchin' my black white supremacist now. man calls trump the great white savior.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Gotta remember that he's a bitch in person and would not ever confront anyone directly. There's a reason he didn't answer the door when the delivery person showed up. 100% pure Italian Polish bitchmade, he is.

My wife is pregnant so we have shit arriving at our door like every day. Stuff from the registry. Stuff for the nursery. Etc.

Not once in 3 months has a delivery person rang the doorbell or knocked. They normally drop the shit and run.

Now nearly 100% of the time it's an Amazon delivery there has been a photo taken. If the notification was the "safe place" it means they hid it behind something or under something so porch thieves can't see it from the road.

I'd give him the excuse that he didn't answer the door because he is a bitch and that rings true. Based on experience the delivery guy probably didn't knock or ring a bell BUT Phil heard the truck and ran downstairs "like a kid on Christmas morning" and yet somehow still missed the delivery. I'd say that you're correct in that he really does have some social anxiety or is 100% that bitch.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Maybe it's because I live in bumfuck No Where, USA but I don't even have Amazon delivery drivers. All my Amazon packages just get handed to USPS to be delivered by them.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Amazon has lost my orders before. They were really good with refunds or sending a replacement, and they'll let you keep the original order if it finds its way to your house. Either way, phil was covered, but the manchild has no life outside of video games and the snortfort, so he'll use practically anything to pad his streams.

He is such a drama whore.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So watching xXx_DarkSydePhil_xXx go full Alpha dude Bro Gaymer over getting gamerpoints for a couple of minutes is such a bizarre experience.

I know it's not new but I'm still baffled by it, he really gets off on that virtual pat on the head like the dopamine addict that he is.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

He is such a drama whore.

Are you kidding me? The graphics were in the way!

He was looking directly at the porch and the box didn't render for some reason!

Nothin' else he could do douhde!

Dropped Input!

 

[Genichiro]

He was looking directly at the porch and the box didn't render for some reason!

The parcel was a puzzle boss ! It was way too hard to solve it ! Stupid Ahmazon drivah and Ahmazon making life hard for PPB.

Gee, Phillip boi. You received plenty of Amazon packages before, half of them bearing expensive shit and you still have no iota of experience, on how Amazon works ?

13 year parcel finding legacy right here.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Once again, a fan asks if they get to play the new multiplayer game with Darksydephil.
Once again, Phil has to give them the 'ol "MAAAAYYYYYYYBEEEEEEE" and drag them along instead.
God, what a fucking bitch. Although, I wouldn't want to hear his dentheads try to talk over the mic either.

 

[PieceofShet]

You guys overanalyze this story. Its obviously a lie, it bleeds from many places.